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kidyossarian.bsky.social
Dumat's Last Theorem
@kidyossarian.bsky.social
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Willing to teach people to play D&D
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I will get it in a few hours
White living room with a lot of blood on the walls
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A white and brown puppy sleeping with his head resting on a knee just behind a lap desk. A white and brown puppy on the arm of a black couch looking out the window after his favorite person left.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
A cute baby anklyosaurus with a happy expression with the caption "Your Free Trial To Kneecaps Has Ended"
August 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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This
Arch Manning's statline as of 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. 9 of 15 passing for 38 yards, a 2.5 yard average, no touchdowns, and one interception.
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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My timeline right now:
Post by Matt Brown asking "Could you imagine Texas fucking up a goal line situation against Ohio State in a big game?" Below is an unrelated post from Michael Stipe of R.E.M saying "I can"
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A small white dog with brown patches and curly hair napping on a couch next to a person, secure in the knowledge that he will never know hardship greater than being told a specifc food is not for him.
July 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Antiques Roadshow memes are a lot of fun
Sketch on Antiques Roadshow with a fake caption that says "Drawing That Is In Jail - $2,000 to $3,000"
June 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A dog being a circle with an arm around it
May 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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It's Little Dog Saturday, post em if you got em
Small dog curled up in a bun with an arm around them
May 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
The GTVA Colossus from Freespace 2
May 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Gif from the show Archer where Krieger tells Archer "Stop, my penis can only get so erect."
May 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Apparently I'm too much of a goody two-shoes.
Moral Alignment Test with results in the Lawful Good corner.
May 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Get ready for more of this:
Bad Obituary that reads: Brenda Trent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantages youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sanf loke bird and looked like bord and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in 1978 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
May 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
kidyossarian.bsky.social
Drop someone ANGRY
Darth Vader
May 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Another example:
A coconut crab climbing a trash can.
April 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
Sathanas Juggernaut from Freespace 2
March 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong amswwers only.
Doctor Ellis D. Trails from the Mr. Show skit "Altered State Of Drugachusettes".
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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What's your "no one remembers but me" game?

Liberty or Death. A fun Revolutionary War strategy game. I rented this game as often as I could as a kid.
Cover for the video game "Liberty Or Death"
September 15, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Above: Skeet by Joshua Erlich showing Dominos Garlic Parmesan Wings captioned "dominos...wyd" Below: Skeet by Jake Vig saying "If I had to do it all over again, I would add cheese to more things."
September 14, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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A person at a table having tasted a Popeyes sandwich saying "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
September 7, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Lionel Hutz' business card that was changed from "Ethnically Straight, No Homo" to "Ethnically Straight? No, Homo!"
August 29, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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A man looking at the camera and saying "The secret ingredient is crime."
August 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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Top: Image of Obama with hands far apart captioned "Size of the fish I say I caught." Bottom: Image of Obama with his hands close together captioned "Size of the fish I actually caught."
August 21, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Picture of a McRib with the caption "Do you think McDonalds got rid of the McRib so they could suck their own dick?" It is a reference to the false rumor that Marilyn Manson had ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.
August 20, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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August 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM