Dumat's Last Theorem
@kidyossarian.bsky.social
He/Him
Discord: Yossarianis
Signal: KidYossarian.35
Willing to teach people to play D&D
Discord: Yossarianis
Signal: KidYossarian.35
Willing to teach people to play D&D
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Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
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Close enough to post the meme
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Close enough to post the meme
Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Z-Pack Chopra seems like a good pun-based handle to use.
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this is really separating out the people who have posted on forums before from the people who have not
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
this is really separating out the people who have posted on forums before from the people who have not
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remove an L from this and half this website would need to get the hose
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
remove an L from this and half this website would need to get the hose
I got Arranged Marriage, which will require an end to my Regular Marriage first.
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I got Arranged Marriage, which will require an end to my Regular Marriage first.
It appears Grokapedia became sentient then died from shame.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It appears Grokapedia became sentient then died from shame.
I will get it in a few hours
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I will get it in a few hours
For no reason whatsoever I find myself curious about how pardons/offers of pardons work if they were unsigned/not accepted by the recipient at the moment the administration was over.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
For no reason whatsoever I find myself curious about how pardons/offers of pardons work if they were unsigned/not accepted by the recipient at the moment the administration was over.
Yes, because I can walk in a straight line faster than a slow shamble.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yes, because I can walk in a straight line faster than a slow shamble.
Conspiracy Theory: the advisors want to recreate Mar-a-Lago so Trump is no longer able to tell where he is and they can keep him in Florida and pretend he's still in charge while they run everything.
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Conspiracy Theory: the advisors want to recreate Mar-a-Lago so Trump is no longer able to tell where he is and they can keep him in Florida and pretend he's still in charge while they run everything.
If we can't win if we reject candidates with Nazi tattoos, then the country is doomed and we're better off learning that in 2026 than, say 2036.
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If we can't win if we reject candidates with Nazi tattoos, then the country is doomed and we're better off learning that in 2026 than, say 2036.
It's bizarre that Buttigieg working for McKinsey is a black mark for the same people who are mad that people won't support the former Blackwater merc with the Nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's bizarre that Buttigieg working for McKinsey is a black mark for the same people who are mad that people won't support the former Blackwater merc with the Nazi tattoo.
Making minors join your religion is always wrong.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Making minors join your religion is always wrong.
I think maybe we should see if the ceasefire holds for a while after the Nobel Peace Prize is announced before we decide if the US could have made it happen sooner.
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think maybe we should see if the ceasefire holds for a while after the Nobel Peace Prize is announced before we decide if the US could have made it happen sooner.
My posts used to do numbers on Twitter. They were usually 0's, but those are technically still numbers.
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My posts used to do numbers on Twitter. They were usually 0's, but those are technically still numbers.
In Britain in the first century BCE, leaving to fight your enemies was called "Going On A Woad Trip".
October 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In Britain in the first century BCE, leaving to fight your enemies was called "Going On A Woad Trip".
Who does CBS News hire to fix things in 3 years when they've lost their dignity, reputation, and a lot of good journalists?
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Who does CBS News hire to fix things in 3 years when they've lost their dignity, reputation, and a lot of good journalists?
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Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you
Since today is supposed to be the Rapture, we should tell anyone disappointed that the Rapture didn't that it actually did and that they were left behind.
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Since today is supposed to be the Rapture, we should tell anyone disappointed that the Rapture didn't that it actually did and that they were left behind.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary
Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Twelve Angry Garys
Twelve Angry Garys
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Gary Syndrome
The Gary Syndrome
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary
Gary
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
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Remember in Star Wars when Vader used the Death Star to blow up Alderaan as a show of its power?
Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan
Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan
May 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Remember in Star Wars when Vader used the Death Star to blow up Alderaan as a show of its power?
Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan
Well he actually had to, because it would have been much less impressive to only blow up Someofderaan
Cursed Thought: If Trump dies, Vance is the 48th President, amd we will see Newsom talk about how he, as a former mayor of San Francisco, is the only appropriate 49er President.
August 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cursed Thought: If Trump dies, Vance is the 48th President, amd we will see Newsom talk about how he, as a former mayor of San Francisco, is the only appropriate 49er President.
Red Flags at night, Fuckboys delight; Red Flags at morning, Fuckboys take warning.
August 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Red Flags at night, Fuckboys delight; Red Flags at morning, Fuckboys take warning.