Reform candidate job description:

Former Tory👍
Tax dodger👍
Lawfare practitioner👍
Happy to misappropriate taxpayer funds👍
Disloyal, with a tenuous connection to the truth👍
Monumental hypocrite👍
Died-in-the-wool grifter👍

"Nadhim Zahawi, come on down!"

#Ullswater

"Well that saggy old fucker can get stuffed," I thought to myself.

So I did a bit of the auld re-upholstering and polishing and that and brought the 24-year-old back to life.

You Boy! Do you know how poor I am?

Says the chap who's xenophobic, indecent, highly partial, humourless, entitled, hostile, dishonest, tiresome, begrudging and self-aggrandising.
A very special kind of person, indeed.

Is there a The Good Old Days reboot we haven't heard about in the offing?

Right up his alley!

Makes a change from a Nigerian prince, I suppose.

C'mon the City!

#PUSB

So farewell then John Prescott

Socialist

We could do with some of them in today's current Labour Party.

Anyway, slapping that fox-hunting supporting, mulleted, egg-throwing gobshite was the finest political response I've ever had the fortune to witness.

Can someone point me in the direction of a Twisted Fire Starter pack, please?

PTSD indeed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=buMq...