Integrity personified

Isn't the 'danger to citizens' part the whole point?

Ridiculous take.

Buying 20 Player's No6 at 10 year's old and them only costing 26p

Pulling out the choke and hoping the carb doesn't flood.

I once interviewed a blind chap for some market research in his living room in Stockport.
When I asked him his name, he said it was Mr Pleasance.
"No relation to Donald, I'd imagine," I asked.
"Oh yes, he's my brother. There's a picture of us both on the mantlepiece behind me," he replied.

'Educated and articulate,' apparently.

Well, at least you didn't get the date wrong, put yourself through evacuation torture, and then rock up at the hospital only to find the appointment was the next day!

MyohmySpace

Now read it in Trump's voice...

Couldn't agree more

He's always struck me as a mealy-mouthed little toad of a man who's quite prepared to push agendas but completely unprepared to acknowledge any part he's played in the burgeoning proliferation of extreme views. Bit like his buddy Andrew Neil...

I've got the box set and rewatched it when Andre Braugher died. Still holds up and incredibly powerful performances all round.

Here are some tiny mushrooms that appeared in our block paving

Self
Welsh
Rushdie
Eco
King

It's embarressing how often I misspell embarrassing

Just imagine if they'd investigated the missing phones or mysteriously deleted messages on the phones of Johnson, Sunak, Lord Bethel etc?

'Meet the new dross, same as the old dross.'