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Jason Kikta
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// Somehow a CTO
// JHU SAIS @alperovitch.institute adjunct
// @istorg.bsky.social adjunct sr tech advisor
// Former USCYBERCOM/CNMF
// Retired US Marine Corps
// Personal views and invective
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How it started, how it’s going, and how it will probably end
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The Smithberger Heresy
Greg Smithberger with glowing red eyes
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Decided to look through the pictures buried in the Epstein emails and I was not prepared.
Recreation of a famous (somewhat racist photo), but this one has Bill Clinton looking into the camera while sitting cross legged on a couch in a light pink shirt with a grey horse silhouette on it. Donald Trump and JD Vance are standing behind the couch in identical white t-shirts and boxers. Trump is looking down at Clinton, but Vance is giving the couch itself an intense stare.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Cartoon of a crazed Marine yelling while holding a knife dripping blood with the text “INCOHERENT SCREECHING”
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
Leonid Brezhnev, shirtless and talking on a rotary telephone
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Also, this is a real tank
Four soldier lifting an inflatable tank used as part of the Allied fake army for deception around Operation Overlord
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The first time you said that is when I made this one:
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Remember when he got big mad at Taylor Swift?
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Picture of the dork in question holding rifles he’s never fired with the text: “If you woke up this morning without a viable exploit portfolio in arsenal for the Mate target running on the Kirin 9000s chipset, you are no longer the apex predator on net.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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One isn’t adequately prepared for this brume, good sir
A fucking dork with weapons he never fired
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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If you’re hoping that we have an upgrade this time, here is his successor posting nonsense about a discussion he clearly didn’t understand and almost certainly wasn’t supposed to disclose:
Tweet from JD Work that says: “Becoming a casual observer to morning debates on theoretical limiting conditions for elliptic curves in variant manifold topologies reminds one of the vast gulf between application and policy in the hard problems of cyber operations.”
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Amazing that the NSC’s Senior Director for Cyber from the first Trump admin still doesn’t understand cyber operational art

Because if you build a truly exquisite capability that could change the outcome of a conflict, you would *definitely* want to use it randomly in advance to warn your opponent?
A quote tweet from Joshua Steinman that says: “My worst fear would be this is the CCP demonstrating some kind of stand-off electronic warfare capability, or activation of some kind of cyber implant. I very much hope that @INDOPACOM conducts a fullsome investigation, to include into the EW/cyber domain.” The quoted tweet is from OSINTdefender and says: “The U.S. Pacific Fleet has released additional details about the crash of two separate aircraft in two separate incidents earlier today in the South China Sea, stating that the helicopter which crashed was a MH-6OR Seahawk, ... Show more”
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The Totenkopf is literally in the “Are we the baddies?” meme
A blank version of the “Are we the baddies?” meme showing a Nazi officer with a Totenkopf on his uniform.
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The “always has been” meme with the astronauts looking at the Earth.
October 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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He has posted our activation signal. Time to HACK THE PLANET!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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And I just check Facebook, only to see pages of this garbage:
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Can’t jarhead because woke AI
What made my previous attempt get blocked wasn't the idea of swapping in your digital actors (that's fine, since you've confirmed they're not real people). The problem was the context of the "Marine eating crayons" meme, which touches on stereotypes about a real military group. My system flagged it as potentially disrespectful toward an identifiable community (real-world U.S. Marines).
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A diagram of the multiple intersecting European alliances which led to World War I
October 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The meme from King of the Hill with the first panel showing Bobby holding up a sign that says “CLANKERS” to a classroom from the window. The second panel shows a man holding the crumpled sign and lecturing Bobby, “If those LLMs could feel, they’d be very upset.” The logos of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, and DeepSeek has been superimposed on the faces of the kids looking out the window from the classroom.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Modified from original tweet by Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. (@jon_snow_420) at 18:54 • 28 Oct 15: god: i have made [a digital twin of JD] angels: you fucked up a perfectly good [LLM] is what you did. look at it. it's got [cyber brain rot]
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM