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DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱
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【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】

" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽

the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝
21+ writer & MDNI
mary 🔔

😭 PFFTTT it's okay!!! douchebag is still gonna beat him up tho. . . .
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
mary 🔔

i start crying. MISHI. . . . why. / silly.
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
though she knew she'd most likely get water. douchebag was a health enthusiast, and she rarely touched alcohol or soda. water was the safest and healthiest she could get.

"as for drinks, i might get some water. what about you, amy. what looks good to you," douchebag inquired patiently and gently.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
their menus. douchebag gently opened amy's menu for her before returning to her own, eyes glancing down the laminated page at everything the restaurant had to offer.

"there is. . . a lot of things here. the noodles and salad look pretty good," she mumbled, turning the page to see any drinks --
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
glanced over and watched everything with concealed amusement. douchebag lifted a hand from her lap and gestured towards the window.

"i live in station square. over that way. . . . in an apartment," she replied, trusting amy with this information.

her attention was diverted by the waiter bringing -
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM