DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
though she knew she'd most likely get water. douchebag was a health enthusiast, and she rarely touched alcohol or soda. water was the safest and healthiest she could get.
"as for drinks, i might get some water. what about you, amy. what looks good to you," douchebag inquired patiently and gently.
"as for drinks, i might get some water. what about you, amy. what looks good to you," douchebag inquired patiently and gently.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
though she knew she'd most likely get water. douchebag was a health enthusiast, and she rarely touched alcohol or soda. water was the safest and healthiest she could get.
"as for drinks, i might get some water. what about you, amy. what looks good to you," douchebag inquired patiently and gently.
"as for drinks, i might get some water. what about you, amy. what looks good to you," douchebag inquired patiently and gently.
their menus. douchebag gently opened amy's menu for her before returning to her own, eyes glancing down the laminated page at everything the restaurant had to offer.
"there is. . . a lot of things here. the noodles and salad look pretty good," she mumbled, turning the page to see any drinks --
"there is. . . a lot of things here. the noodles and salad look pretty good," she mumbled, turning the page to see any drinks --
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
their menus. douchebag gently opened amy's menu for her before returning to her own, eyes glancing down the laminated page at everything the restaurant had to offer.
"there is. . . a lot of things here. the noodles and salad look pretty good," she mumbled, turning the page to see any drinks --
"there is. . . a lot of things here. the noodles and salad look pretty good," she mumbled, turning the page to see any drinks --
glanced over and watched everything with concealed amusement. douchebag lifted a hand from her lap and gestured towards the window.
"i live in station square. over that way. . . . in an apartment," she replied, trusting amy with this information.
her attention was diverted by the waiter bringing -
"i live in station square. over that way. . . . in an apartment," she replied, trusting amy with this information.
her attention was diverted by the waiter bringing -
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
glanced over and watched everything with concealed amusement. douchebag lifted a hand from her lap and gestured towards the window.
"i live in station square. over that way. . . . in an apartment," she replied, trusting amy with this information.
her attention was diverted by the waiter bringing -
"i live in station square. over that way. . . . in an apartment," she replied, trusting amy with this information.
her attention was diverted by the waiter bringing -