DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
" tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ,
@tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽
the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
21+ writer & MDNI
Pinned
❤️ for an opinion from douchebag.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
❤️ for an opinion from douchebag.
. . . . . .sure. why not.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
. . . . . .sure. why not.
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> independant portrayal of Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
> minorly canon divergent
> lewd focused and irl accs dni
> #sonicrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sthrp #mvrp
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— IT'S TOO LATE.
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> independant portrayal of Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
> minorly canon divergent
> lewd focused and irl accs dni
> #sonicrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sthrp #mvrp
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November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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— IT'S TOO LATE.
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> independant portrayal of Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
> minorly canon divergent
> lewd focused and irl accs dni
> #sonicrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sthrp #mvrp
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— IT'S TOO LATE.
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> independant portrayal of Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
> minorly canon divergent
> lewd focused and irl accs dni
> #sonicrp #sonicthehedgehogrp #sthrp #mvrp
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📲 it's okay. you didn't disturb me. may i have the pleasure of knowing who i'm speaking to.
since the contact was blank, douchebag didn't know who it was. she DID have ways of finding out, but she wasn't going to resort to that yet.
since the contact was blank, douchebag didn't know who it was. she DID have ways of finding out, but she wasn't going to resort to that yet.
📲 Understood. Apologies for disturbing you, ma'am.
📲 i have no knowledge or memory of giving you my number. . . . must have been a mistake.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
📲 it's okay. you didn't disturb me. may i have the pleasure of knowing who i'm speaking to.
since the contact was blank, douchebag didn't know who it was. she DID have ways of finding out, but she wasn't going to resort to that yet.
since the contact was blank, douchebag didn't know who it was. she DID have ways of finding out, but she wasn't going to resort to that yet.
📲 i see. thank you for answering.
douchebag didn't like prying so she wasn't going to ask more questions, and she figured he needed rest like the rest of the world, but she wasn't opposed to continuing the conversation.
douchebag didn't like prying so she wasn't going to ask more questions, and she figured he needed rest like the rest of the world, but she wasn't opposed to continuing the conversation.
📲 I kind of have a section of the island where fresh fruit grows. It helps with nutrition.
📲 I also had to build a shelter next to the emerald for bad weather.
📲 I also had to build a shelter next to the emerald for bad weather.
📲 how do you survive on the island with limited resources. i assume you would leave the island for stuff, but how often do you do that.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
📲 i see. thank you for answering.
douchebag didn't like prying so she wasn't going to ask more questions, and she figured he needed rest like the rest of the world, but she wasn't opposed to continuing the conversation.
douchebag didn't like prying so she wasn't going to ask more questions, and she figured he needed rest like the rest of the world, but she wasn't opposed to continuing the conversation.
. . . . . . alright.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
. . . . . . alright.
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Might go back to bеing
unknown
unknown
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Might go back to bеing
unknown
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tell me you need me even when you don't
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
tell me you need me even when you don't
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When days are dark , and stars don't line , we're always and forever 'til the end of time 𓈒
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When days are dark , and stars don't line , we're always and forever 'til the end of time 𓈒
brown eyes lock with his own. simply staring at him with apathetic features. she slowly lifts her hand, places it on his own, and lowers it.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
brown eyes lock with his own. simply staring at him with apathetic features. she slowly lifts her hand, places it on his own, and lowers it.
📲 i have no knowledge or memory of giving you my number. . . . must have been a mistake.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
@killjoydoll.bsky.social
📲 Apologies for the late message, but how did I get this number? I don't remember ever asking for it?
📲 Apologies for the late message, but how did I get this number? I don't remember ever asking for it?
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
📲 i have no knowledge or memory of giving you my number. . . . must have been a mistake.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
she doesn't seem too bothered by it. she has several phones. he managed to message one of the burner phones. he doesn't need to know that.
📲 don't worry about it.
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my body is tired of traveling
and my heart don't wish to roam
and my heart don't wish to roam
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my body is tired of traveling
and my heart don't wish to roam
and my heart don't wish to roam
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So self aware, I intend to die this way There is nothing that anyone can change
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So self aware, I intend to die this way There is nothing that anyone can change
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
. . . . . 🖤 thanks.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
. . . . . 🖤 thanks.
it was not often that douchebag slept. her work life, while busy, was not enough to fatigue her. the hedgehog, after preparing her lunch for the next day, silently took up her phone and composed a new message.
📲 @cosmic-eternity.bsky.social . . . .
📲 it has been a while.
📲 @cosmic-eternity.bsky.social . . . .
📲 it has been a while.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it was not often that douchebag slept. her work life, while busy, was not enough to fatigue her. the hedgehog, after preparing her lunch for the next day, silently took up her phone and composed a new message.
📲 @cosmic-eternity.bsky.social . . . .
📲 it has been a while.
📲 @cosmic-eternity.bsky.social . . . .
📲 it has been a while.
📲 how do you survive on the island with limited resources. i assume you would leave the island for stuff, but how often do you do that.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
Knuckles was sleeping peacefully until he felt a vibration. Who could be texting him at this hour?
📲 Sure thing. What is it?
📲 Sure thing. What is it?
douchebag, a very solitary hedgehog, rarely ever bothers to reach out to anybody. she is also normally a night owl, though a single question lingers in her mind. something completely idiotic to ask @radredechidna.bsky.social .
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
📲 how do you survive on the island with limited resources. i assume you would leave the island for stuff, but how often do you do that.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
📲 pardon the curiosity. feel free to answer at your leisure.
douchebag, a very solitary hedgehog, rarely ever bothers to reach out to anybody. she is also normally a night owl, though a single question lingers in her mind. something completely idiotic to ask @radredechidna.bsky.social .
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
douchebag, a very solitary hedgehog, rarely ever bothers to reach out to anybody. she is also normally a night owl, though a single question lingers in her mind. something completely idiotic to ask @radredechidna.bsky.social .
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
📲 hello, knuckles. i have a question. apologies for sending this late.
normally up at midnight and usually keeping to herself in her apartment, douchebag removed one of her phones from the nightstand and sent a text to @thispainpersists.bsky.social
📲 do you want to come over
📲 i have a new movie you would be interested in
📲 do you want to come over
📲 i have a new movie you would be interested in
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
normally up at midnight and usually keeping to herself in her apartment, douchebag removed one of her phones from the nightstand and sent a text to @thispainpersists.bsky.social
📲 do you want to come over
📲 i have a new movie you would be interested in
📲 do you want to come over
📲 i have a new movie you would be interested in
. . . . . .this is so stupid--
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
. . . . . .this is so stupid--
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it’s so desolate, the city seems so lonely.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it’s so desolate, the city seems so lonely.