Kiltedfrog
@kiltedfrog.bsky.social
Tuning fork for a sentient magical talking skull from another universe that forces me to write under the name B. T. Skull.
Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog
For free.
Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog
For free.
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In the latest chapter, galactic cancer gets a tummy ache.
#FreeBook #WriteSky #ReadSky #Sky-fi #ScifiLit #ComedyLit #HorrorLit #HyperspaceCat #MortalProtectionServices
In the latest chapter, galactic cancer gets a tummy ache.
#FreeBook #WriteSky #ReadSky #Sky-fi #ScifiLit #ComedyLit #HorrorLit #HyperspaceCat #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
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December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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In the latest chapter, galactic cancer gets a tummy ache.
#FreeBook #WriteSky #ReadSky #Sky-fi #ScifiLit #ComedyLit #HorrorLit #HyperspaceCat #MortalProtectionServices
In the latest chapter, galactic cancer gets a tummy ache.
#FreeBook #WriteSky #ReadSky #Sky-fi #ScifiLit #ComedyLit #HorrorLit #HyperspaceCat #MortalProtectionServices
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The last couple chapters I've posted have really been earning that horror tag.
Free book. Comedy, horror, sci-fi.
Arthur C Clarke meets Douglas Adams.
#freebook #writesky #booksky #comdeylit #horrorlit #scifilit #MortalProtectionServices
The last couple chapters I've posted have really been earning that horror tag.
Free book. Comedy, horror, sci-fi.
Arthur C Clarke meets Douglas Adams.
#freebook #writesky #booksky #comdeylit #horrorlit #scifilit #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
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December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The last couple chapters I've posted have really been earning that horror tag.
Free book. Comedy, horror, sci-fi.
Arthur C Clarke meets Douglas Adams.
#freebook #writesky #booksky #comdeylit #horrorlit #scifilit #MortalProtectionServices
The last couple chapters I've posted have really been earning that horror tag.
Free book. Comedy, horror, sci-fi.
Arthur C Clarke meets Douglas Adams.
#freebook #writesky #booksky #comdeylit #horrorlit #scifilit #MortalProtectionServices
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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The latest chapter of my FREE book that you can you read right now, has space ships shaped like dinosaurs, and they totally kick ass. It is definitely NOT a kids book, but your inner child might like it.
#writing #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #FREEBOOK
The latest chapter of my FREE book that you can you read right now, has space ships shaped like dinosaurs, and they totally kick ass. It is definitely NOT a kids book, but your inner child might like it.
#writing #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #FREEBOOK
Mortal Protection Services
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December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The latest chapter of my FREE book that you can you read right now, has space ships shaped like dinosaurs, and they totally kick ass. It is definitely NOT a kids book, but your inner child might like it.
#writing #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #FREEBOOK
The latest chapter of my FREE book that you can you read right now, has space ships shaped like dinosaurs, and they totally kick ass. It is definitely NOT a kids book, but your inner child might like it.
#writing #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #FREEBOOK
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FREE book. Just go there and read it.
Latest chapter has 2 sea shanties, and the word Thagomizer.
FREE book. Just go there and read it.
Latest chapter has 2 sea shanties, and the word Thagomizer.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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FREE book. Just go there and read it.
Latest chapter has 2 sea shanties, and the word Thagomizer.
FREE book. Just go there and read it.
Latest chapter has 2 sea shanties, and the word Thagomizer.
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If you're an author being published by small and tiny presses, please shamelessly promote your work, however much your temperament might militate against it. I've seen many wonderful authors at this level so quickly forgotten when they die, you deserve all the readers you can get while you're alive.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If you're an author being published by small and tiny presses, please shamelessly promote your work, however much your temperament might militate against it. I've seen many wonderful authors at this level so quickly forgotten when they die, you deserve all the readers you can get while you're alive.
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I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
I know you aren't supposed to obsess over reviews, but this part of a recent one has me feeling the artificial grav is acting up. I'm floating.
If it sounds like your jam, give it a read. It's free.
#scifi #scifiLit #author #writing #comedyLit #Freebook #read
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Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
Free book. There is a hyperspace cat in the book. Even has a pov chapter. There's a robo cat that hasn't had a pov chapter yet. And this is my real cat Minerva. She is baby.
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This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
This is not just a cat picture, but an advertisement for a free book. If you looked at the cat and enjoyed her cute little face, maybe look at the book link.
It doesn't cost anything, and I'd sure appreciate the algorithmic boost of more readers.
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Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
Posts with cats in them do much better than pure advertising.
There's a cat or two as characters in that book I linked. It's free, you should read it.
Also look at my kitten Minerva, isn't she just cute as heck?
This is likely, my finest shitpost, and also a massive reveal chapter. It's the smartest, dumbest thing I've ever written, and I couldn't be happier with it.
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X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫ - Mortal Protection Services
Grandpa Abstainer had manifested us a couple of big bean bag chairs. I was half devoured in mine watching some primitive sentient equine-types discover fire, and Leia was working on her letter of expl...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is likely, my finest shitpost, and also a massive reveal chapter. It's the smartest, dumbest thing I've ever written, and I couldn't be happier with it.
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#Freebook #MPS #MortalProtectionServices #scifi #scifiLit #ComedyLit #galacticHorrorLit #lit #reading #book
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#Freebook #MPS #MortalProtectionServices #scifi #scifiLit #ComedyLit #galacticHorrorLit #lit #reading #book
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I think this is one of my best chapters yet.
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I think this is one of my best chapters yet.
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IX.BA: Bifferent Autopsy - Mortal Protection Services
"What the fuck do you mean, my children vanished when the planetoid imploded into a black hole!?"
"Singularity bomb got'em," Jimmi muttered, looking down at her feet. She couldn't face my gaze.
"We tr...
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November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I think this is one of my best chapters yet.
#MortalProtectionServices #scifi #scifiLit #FREEbook #weirdLit #horrorLit #HyperspaceCat #OC #Authors #writingcommunity #fiction #writing #books #cats #AllHumanMade #Lit #Literature #IHaveNoAdBudgetSoHereIAmHawking
I think this is one of my best chapters yet.
#MortalProtectionServices #scifi #scifiLit #FREEbook #weirdLit #horrorLit #HyperspaceCat #OC #Authors #writingcommunity #fiction #writing #books #cats #AllHumanMade #Lit #Literature #IHaveNoAdBudgetSoHereIAmHawking
Make sure you get out there and Vote in the real life elections in your area. Lots of important local elections going on.
Also make sure you vote at the end of chapter 1 of my free book. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
It's weird comedy sci-fi, with a touch of galactic horror. #vote #scifiLit
Also make sure you vote at the end of chapter 1 of my free book. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
It's weird comedy sci-fi, with a touch of galactic horror. #vote #scifiLit
Mortal Protection Services
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November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Make sure you get out there and Vote in the real life elections in your area. Lots of important local elections going on.
Also make sure you vote at the end of chapter 1 of my free book. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
It's weird comedy sci-fi, with a touch of galactic horror. #vote #scifiLit
Also make sure you vote at the end of chapter 1 of my free book. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
It's weird comedy sci-fi, with a touch of galactic horror. #vote #scifiLit
Friends, I got 20 dollars. I posted this chapter yesterday, from the POV of a hyperspace cat.
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Woke up to my first tip on this free book.
FREE Book so good people are still paying me for it.
#Freebook #scifiLIT #ComedyLIT #MortalProtectionServices #weirdLit
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Woke up to my first tip on this free book.
FREE Book so good people are still paying me for it.
#Freebook #scifiLIT #ComedyLIT #MortalProtectionServices #weirdLit
IX.CEV: Cat's Eye View - Mortal Protection Services
"ALL WEAPONS, FREE! The shuttles are SCOURGE compromised!" Jimantha shouted. "Lockdown shuttle bay one, open the ablative folds, and get us angled so the Amish Papacies main gun can hit it cleanly. Br...
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November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Friends, I got 20 dollars. I posted this chapter yesterday, from the POV of a hyperspace cat.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Woke up to my first tip on this free book.
FREE Book so good people are still paying me for it.
#Freebook #scifiLIT #ComedyLIT #MortalProtectionServices #weirdLit
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Woke up to my first tip on this free book.
FREE Book so good people are still paying me for it.
#Freebook #scifiLIT #ComedyLIT #MortalProtectionServices #weirdLit
Read the latest silly sci-fi nonsense out of my fingers. It's free, and the latest chapter is from the POV of a Hyperspace cat.
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In lieu of payment, please leave honest, glowing reviews.
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #MortalProtectionServices
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In lieu of payment, please leave honest, glowing reviews.
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
"We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Read the latest silly sci-fi nonsense out of my fingers. It's free, and the latest chapter is from the POV of a Hyperspace cat.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
In lieu of payment, please leave honest, glowing reviews.
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #MortalProtectionServices
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
In lieu of payment, please leave honest, glowing reviews.
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #galactichorrorLit #MortalProtectionServices
Read the latest chapter for FREE. The Flying Euphemism
One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.
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#scifiLit #comedyLit #weirdLit #galacticHorrorLit #FREEBOOK #MortalProtectionServices
One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.
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#scifiLit #comedyLit #weirdLit #galacticHorrorLit #FREEBOOK #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
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October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Read the latest chapter for FREE. The Flying Euphemism
One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.
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#scifiLit #comedyLit #weirdLit #galacticHorrorLit #FREEBOOK #MortalProtectionServices
One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.
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#scifiLit #comedyLit #weirdLit #galacticHorrorLit #FREEBOOK #MortalProtectionServices
New chapter just dropped.
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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.
Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.
There's a Hyperspace Cat.
#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit
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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.
Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.
There's a Hyperspace Cat.
#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit
Mortal Protection Services
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October 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
New chapter just dropped.
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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.
Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.
There's a Hyperspace Cat.
#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit
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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.
Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.
There's a Hyperspace Cat.
#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit
Read the story for free!
Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."
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New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices
Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."
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New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
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October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Read the story for free!
Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices
Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices
Fresh chapter hot off the presses!
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Hyperspace Cat Included.
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Hyperspace Cat Included.
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October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Hyperspace Cat Included.
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Hyperspace Cat Included.
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If anyone is looking for a random bit of good news. My friend's missing groundhog neighbor *is* still alive and well. We'd been worried Cuthbert had been eaten by some other animal, but he was spotted today in their garden. Chonky and happy. Back to eating invasive plants!
Hooray for Cuthbert!
Hooray for Cuthbert!
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If anyone is looking for a random bit of good news. My friend's missing groundhog neighbor *is* still alive and well. We'd been worried Cuthbert had been eaten by some other animal, but he was spotted today in their garden. Chonky and happy. Back to eating invasive plants!
Hooray for Cuthbert!
Hooray for Cuthbert!
Here's a teeny tiny little flash fiction for you read on your bathroom break.
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#flashfic #goApe #BathroomBreakReadingList #ItsAnAncientMemeButItChecksOut
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Here's a teeny tiny little flash fiction for you read on your bathroom break.
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#flashfic #goApe #BathroomBreakReadingList #ItsAnAncientMemeButItChecksOut
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#flashfic #goApe #BathroomBreakReadingList #ItsAnAncientMemeButItChecksOut