Kimmylea
@kimmylea.bsky.social
She/her. Aussie 🦘 spoodle mum 🐕 works in Vocational Education.
You can follow me if you want, but I don't know where I'm going.
You can follow me if you want, but I don't know where I'm going.
Jesus, we think Australia has a bad gambling culture (we do), and here's the US going "actually we can make this so much more fucked"
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Jesus, we think Australia has a bad gambling culture (we do), and here's the US going "actually we can make this so much more fucked"
How long before somebody does a parody of this with a lettuce interviewing other vegetables
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
How long before somebody does a parody of this with a lettuce interviewing other vegetables
I always find that even just taking down notes from training or doing any research, I always make sense of it and remember it better when I write it all out.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I always find that even just taking down notes from training or doing any research, I always make sense of it and remember it better when I write it all out.
How did he think he was going to introduce gf to the kids if they haven't even told the kids they're planning on divorcing yet? This is dad's "friend" who'll be staying a while? Unless the kids are very sheltered or oblivious, I would think the 11 yo at least would start putting it together
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
How did he think he was going to introduce gf to the kids if they haven't even told the kids they're planning on divorcing yet? This is dad's "friend" who'll be staying a while? Unless the kids are very sheltered or oblivious, I would think the 11 yo at least would start putting it together
Especially if she's joining the airforce, he'll get shitty at her if she gets deployed or sent off for training or whatever, because why isn't she at home taking care of him
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Especially if she's joining the airforce, he'll get shitty at her if she gets deployed or sent off for training or whatever, because why isn't she at home taking care of him
What gets me is that stories like this even end up in AITA Reddit, like are you seriously doubting yourself on this one? Tell him gf can go stay in a hotel and he can fuck off and go stay there with her
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What gets me is that stories like this even end up in AITA Reddit, like are you seriously doubting yourself on this one? Tell him gf can go stay in a hotel and he can fuck off and go stay there with her
They didn't even put the medal on him, just made him pick it up and do it himself. Didn't hand him the trophy, not even for a photo moment. Guy shook his hand and then stepped right back. No mention of reasons for him getting the prize or what the prize was created for. They didn't want to do this
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They didn't even put the medal on him, just made him pick it up and do it himself. Didn't hand him the trophy, not even for a photo moment. Guy shook his hand and then stepped right back. No mention of reasons for him getting the prize or what the prize was created for. They didn't want to do this
And no mention of what he might have done to deserve the prize, fake or otherwise. They seem to just want to get it over with quickly and move on to important things
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
And no mention of what he might have done to deserve the prize, fake or otherwise. They seem to just want to get it over with quickly and move on to important things
You can tell how much of a "Trump has ordered you give him a prize" this is because nobody even put the medal on him or handed him the trophy that they normally do. There was no pause for photo. Just "here's your prize. There's the medal. You can wear it wherever you want"
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can tell how much of a "Trump has ordered you give him a prize" this is because nobody even put the medal on him or handed him the trophy that they normally do. There was no pause for photo. Just "here's your prize. There's the medal. You can wear it wherever you want"
Tech dudes shocked that glasses break easily, even high tech ones
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tech dudes shocked that glasses break easily, even high tech ones
Courier: We're sorry to have missed you in the five seconds we allowed you to answer the door, we've chucked the package in a tree next street over
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Courier: We're sorry to have missed you in the five seconds we allowed you to answer the door, we've chucked the package in a tree next street over
Over-explain it to me please, Screen Rant
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Over-explain it to me please, Screen Rant
Lol weren't weirdos buying real-estate in the metaverse at one point?
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lol weren't weirdos buying real-estate in the metaverse at one point?
Instead of talking to real people in a fake place, he's pivoting to talking to fake people in real places
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Instead of talking to real people in a fake place, he's pivoting to talking to fake people in real places
Mostly because dogs gone feral can attack and kill livestock, or hassle the livestock enough that they injure themselves on fences etc. If there's been attacks in the area and the farmer seems an unfamiliar dog around, they don't always stop to check whether it's a newly abandoned pet or feral.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Mostly because dogs gone feral can attack and kill livestock, or hassle the livestock enough that they injure themselves on fences etc. If there's been attacks in the area and the farmer seems an unfamiliar dog around, they don't always stop to check whether it's a newly abandoned pet or feral.
Soon after I got my dog Chase as a puppy, I was drawing a tree on a big piece of cardboard on the floor for my mum's preschool. Chase came over and helped by pouncing on all the black marks as they appeared on the cardboard 😂
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Soon after I got my dog Chase as a puppy, I was drawing a tree on a big piece of cardboard on the floor for my mum's preschool. Chase came over and helped by pouncing on all the black marks as they appeared on the cardboard 😂
The worshipping masses gathered around the godlike AI superintelligence: "Almighty one! We ask you, how might we solve climate change?"
Godlike AI superintelligence: "Turning me back off would be a good start"
Godlike AI superintelligence: "Turning me back off would be a good start"
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The worshipping masses gathered around the godlike AI superintelligence: "Almighty one! We ask you, how might we solve climate change?"
Godlike AI superintelligence: "Turning me back off would be a good start"
Godlike AI superintelligence: "Turning me back off would be a good start"
Also Kylie Jenner trying to trademark the name "Kylie" for her cosmetics brand, and Kylie Minogue going haha no, I've been Kylie since before you were born girl, sit down
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Also Kylie Jenner trying to trademark the name "Kylie" for her cosmetics brand, and Kylie Minogue going haha no, I've been Kylie since before you were born girl, sit down
Recently a sports club in Tasmania Australia named themselves the Tasmanian Devils after the native Tasmanian animal, but had to go through a legal process with Warner Bros who had trademarked the name Tasmanian Devil in 1984 and must've forgotten the cartoon character was based on a real animal
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Recently a sports club in Tasmania Australia named themselves the Tasmanian Devils after the native Tasmanian animal, but had to go through a legal process with Warner Bros who had trademarked the name Tasmanian Devil in 1984 and must've forgotten the cartoon character was based on a real animal
I bought a fridge recently and the biggest deciding factor was that it had an extra shelf in the door. The fact that it was supposedly smart and connected to an app for some reason was the one negative feature, but luckily that's a thing I could just refuse to set up.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I bought a fridge recently and the biggest deciding factor was that it had an extra shelf in the door. The fact that it was supposedly smart and connected to an app for some reason was the one negative feature, but luckily that's a thing I could just refuse to set up.
I always get caught up in how fucking stupid and juvenile it sounds when people do this. Is this a 10yo talking shit on the internet
Same when regular non-swear words get asterisked, like if you write K***, I'm going to think about this word too much and lose whatever message you're trying to send
Same when regular non-swear words get asterisked, like if you write K***, I'm going to think about this word too much and lose whatever message you're trying to send
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I always get caught up in how fucking stupid and juvenile it sounds when people do this. Is this a 10yo talking shit on the internet
Same when regular non-swear words get asterisked, like if you write K***, I'm going to think about this word too much and lose whatever message you're trying to send
Same when regular non-swear words get asterisked, like if you write K***, I'm going to think about this word too much and lose whatever message you're trying to send
Maybe it's all in how you word it.
"I love how you're just on here promoting your product while your company engages in human rights abuses. You must be so proud of yourself!"
"I love how you're just on here promoting your product while your company engages in human rights abuses. You must be so proud of yourself!"
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Maybe it's all in how you word it.
"I love how you're just on here promoting your product while your company engages in human rights abuses. You must be so proud of yourself!"
"I love how you're just on here promoting your product while your company engages in human rights abuses. You must be so proud of yourself!"