It’s been less than twelve hours Jesus tapdancing Christ on Broadway

What a Very Cool and Very Telling statement from Senator Mullin.

I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk

What we really need is to conjure Tom from MySpace back from techbro Elysium to create a new utopia for us. Miss u, Tom, you were my first social media friend and you taught me basic coding so I could bombard my friends with Death Cab the second they visited my profile.