Bowser [Parody Account]
@king-b0wser.bsky.social
Bowser Koopa’s official Bluesky account!
Ruler of the Dark Lands
Here I will keep up with whatever this social media thing is (and totally not stalk Princess Peach)
[This is a parody account]
Ruler of the Dark Lands
Here I will keep up with whatever this social media thing is (and totally not stalk Princess Peach)
[This is a parody account]
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Hey everyone! Bowser here!
Decided to try out this social media thing junior keeps talking about.
So uhhh how do you all like my latest artwork???
Decided to try out this social media thing junior keeps talking about.
So uhhh how do you all like my latest artwork???
Ouch…
Bowser in the Boiling Milk
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ouch…
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Goomboss says "Trans Rights!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Goomboss says "Trans Rights!"
Skill issue fr.
Only cool bad guys don’t get run over by a monster struck! Like me!
Only cool bad guys don’t get run over by a monster struck! Like me!
Smithy just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Skill issue fr.
Only cool bad guys don’t get run over by a monster struck! Like me!
Only cool bad guys don’t get run over by a monster struck! Like me!
Jokes on that monster truck! I LIVED!!!!!
Metal Paper Bowser just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Jokes on that monster truck! I LIVED!!!!!
You go Dull Bones!!! Vote Dull for 2028!!!
Shadow Robo Dull Bones is running for President! Their running mate is Bowser!
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You go Dull Bones!!! Vote Dull for 2028!!!
This has inspired me to write my OWN storybook about MY childhood!
Because when I was young, there was NO SUCH THINGS as internet or Wi-fi or Air fryers. We would just stand around all day and BEAT each other up ALL DAY!!!
GWAHAHAHA… Good times…
Because when I was young, there was NO SUCH THINGS as internet or Wi-fi or Air fryers. We would just stand around all day and BEAT each other up ALL DAY!!!
GWAHAHAHA… Good times…
@NintendoStoreUS:
This is the story of a young girl named Rosalina and star child named Luma ✨ Enjoy the art and storybook from Super Mario Galaxy, available now!
Available at:
📍Nintendo NEW YORK
📍Nintendo SAN FRANCISCO
💻 ninten.do/6018tpiL8
This is the story of a young girl named Rosalina and star child named Luma ✨ Enjoy the art and storybook from Super Mario Galaxy, available now!
Available at:
📍Nintendo NEW YORK
📍Nintendo SAN FRANCISCO
💻 ninten.do/6018tpiL8
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This has inspired me to write my OWN storybook about MY childhood!
Because when I was young, there was NO SUCH THINGS as internet or Wi-fi or Air fryers. We would just stand around all day and BEAT each other up ALL DAY!!!
GWAHAHAHA… Good times…
Because when I was young, there was NO SUCH THINGS as internet or Wi-fi or Air fryers. We would just stand around all day and BEAT each other up ALL DAY!!!
GWAHAHAHA… Good times…
Update: Kitten ran away and the idiot is crying. Get over it already!
Bowser Jr. has adopted a kitten and named them after Cackletta.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Update: Kitten ran away and the idiot is crying. Get over it already!
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Wendy says "Trans Rights!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wendy says "Trans Rights!"
THAT’S MY THING TO DO!!!!!! >:(
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
THAT’S MY THING TO DO!!!!!! >:(
I won hehehehe…
Bowser, Weeping Shadow Stanley, Kooper, and Paper Peach are engaged in a game of Rummikub.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I won hehehehe…
NOT IF I PUNCH YOU FIRST!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
NOT IF I PUNCH YOU FIRST!!!
GWAHAHAHAHA
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
GWAHAHAHAHA
‘Twas lots of fun…
Paper Bowser and Weeping Daisy are at Super Nintendo World.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
‘Twas lots of fun…
I, Bowser, the Koopa King, supports trans rights!
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I, Bowser, the Koopa King, supports trans rights!
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET YA TRAITOR!!!!
Goombella was found dead yesterday after a game of Mario Party went horribly wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET YA TRAITOR!!!!
I- I would NEVER! Not in life! Not in death! N-Never!!
Dry Bowser bravely sacrificed themselves to save Captain Syrup's life.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I- I would NEVER! Not in life! Not in death! N-Never!!
Nothing’s too crazy when you’re ME
Might've got a little too crazy there towards the end hehe
#Mariokart
#Mariokart
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nothing’s too crazy when you’re ME
The Art of being the one and only Koopa King!!!
The Art of Making a Comeback
#Mariokart
#Mariokart
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Art of being the one and only Koopa King!!!
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The Art of Making a Comeback
#Mariokart
#Mariokart
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Art of Making a Comeback
#Mariokart
#Mariokart
No it was me. I rigged the game to not hurt my sweet love 💕 Princess Peach
Blue shells may be strong but wall corners are stronger
#Mariokart
#Mariokart
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No it was me. I rigged the game to not hurt my sweet love 💕 Princess Peach
💗💗💗💗💗💗
I hear Paper Peach is going to appear in the next Paper Mario game. 👀
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
💗💗💗💗💗💗
He better share some with his KING or else his cheese won’t be the only thing grilled >:(
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He better share some with his KING or else his cheese won’t be the only thing grilled >:(
FIERY FRIDAY!!! My favorite day of the week!
a video game character says " bowser party " in front of a purple background
ALT: a video game character says " bowser party " in front of a purple background
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November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
FIERY FRIDAY!!! My favorite day of the week!
Am I too harsh a parent?
Should I turn off parental controls on Juniors Switch?
Should I turn off parental controls on Juniors Switch?
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Am I too harsh a parent?
Should I turn off parental controls on Juniors Switch?
Should I turn off parental controls on Juniors Switch?
Peaches peaches peaches… 💕
a cartoon character is playing a keyboard with a dark background
ALT: a cartoon character is playing a keyboard with a dark background
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November 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Peaches peaches peaches… 💕