kingchimp
@kingchimp.bsky.social
chimp with a cowboy hat
currently unstapling nuts from leg
currently unstapling nuts from leg
as an american, it’s honestly so cool that there’s an american pope. i’m not catholic but having someone in the position is cool
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
as an american, it’s honestly so cool that there’s an american pope. i’m not catholic but having someone in the position is cool
my wife got my balls in the divorce
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my wife got my balls in the divorce
r/GTA6 is one of the most insane schizo subs i’ve ever seen. people are frothing at the mouth and don’t numerology over little shit rockstar deleting an instagram post. get a life y’all the game is still for sure coming out
December 24, 2024 at 9:19 PM
r/GTA6 is one of the most insane schizo subs i’ve ever seen. people are frothing at the mouth and don’t numerology over little shit rockstar deleting an instagram post. get a life y’all the game is still for sure coming out
somehow Kiryu has managed to be the most sexy sexless MC of all time. He has it all, a toned body, great fighting skills, amazing comedic timing, yet he’s so not sexy it’s awesome. Women throw themselves at him sometimes and he’s so stoic and ungiving, it’s not even funny
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 AM
somehow Kiryu has managed to be the most sexy sexless MC of all time. He has it all, a toned body, great fighting skills, amazing comedic timing, yet he’s so not sexy it’s awesome. Women throw themselves at him sometimes and he’s so stoic and ungiving, it’s not even funny
that CEO is in hell seeing everyone cheer his death and frankly it rocks
December 10, 2024 at 7:06 AM
that CEO is in hell seeing everyone cheer his death and frankly it rocks
man it’s so insane how different the vibe is here. on twitter these days i open it up and i immediately see the most horrid racist shit i’ve ever seen
December 7, 2024 at 7:51 AM
man it’s so insane how different the vibe is here. on twitter these days i open it up and i immediately see the most horrid racist shit i’ve ever seen
crazy how the dragon of dojima style in kiwami is touted as some legendary style and it’s quite literally the worst style in the game. slow as fuck. middling in strength. no good against bosses. waste of a style
October 8, 2024 at 10:27 AM
crazy how the dragon of dojima style in kiwami is touted as some legendary style and it’s quite literally the worst style in the game. slow as fuck. middling in strength. no good against bosses. waste of a style
crazy how unfun yakuza fights become when you fight someone strong. every second punch you throw is dodged and every second punch you receive goes through your block and knocks you on your ass for 10 seconds and you’re forced to mash A while they pummel you, then rinse and repeat until they’re dead
October 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
crazy how unfun yakuza fights become when you fight someone strong. every second punch you throw is dodged and every second punch you receive goes through your block and knocks you on your ass for 10 seconds and you’re forced to mash A while they pummel you, then rinse and repeat until they’re dead
people are running the JD Vance couch thing so much that in 100 years historians will think he actually did fuck couches
August 26, 2024 at 5:22 AM
people are running the JD Vance couch thing so much that in 100 years historians will think he actually did fuck couches
the worst part about growing up is seeing your childhood friends start getting millennial humor
July 28, 2024 at 5:42 PM
the worst part about growing up is seeing your childhood friends start getting millennial humor
kamala has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now
July 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
kamala has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now
I’ve heard all this before
Your emotions make you a monster
Your emotions make you a monster
July 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I’ve heard all this before
Your emotions make you a monster
Your emotions make you a monster
cannot believe that moron vance was picked for VP
July 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
cannot believe that moron vance was picked for VP
tom macdonald is about to drop the most insufferable song
July 14, 2024 at 8:03 AM
tom macdonald is about to drop the most insufferable song
great now i’m not be able to be on the internet for like 2 months now without seeing some batshit stupid opinion about trump
July 14, 2024 at 2:40 AM
great now i’m not be able to be on the internet for like 2 months now without seeing some batshit stupid opinion about trump
a methhead named kathy with shitstained drawers has moved into the parking lot of my work. will update on stuff she does throughout the week or so
July 6, 2024 at 2:35 AM
a methhead named kathy with shitstained drawers has moved into the parking lot of my work. will update on stuff she does throughout the week or so
american politics is so fucking broken we can’t even properly be mad about SCOTUS. There’s too much infighting to get anything done
July 2, 2024 at 7:50 AM
american politics is so fucking broken we can’t even properly be mad about SCOTUS. There’s too much infighting to get anything done
return to a monarchy anyone?
July 2, 2024 at 7:36 AM
return to a monarchy anyone?
i’m amazed no one has shot morrisey yet
June 29, 2024 at 12:32 PM
i’m amazed no one has shot morrisey yet
after learning that JRR Tolkien based the Orks off of british football fans, the shadow of mordor games become way funnier
June 26, 2024 at 10:39 AM
after learning that JRR Tolkien based the Orks off of british football fans, the shadow of mordor games become way funnier
i think a witch has put a hex on me
June 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
i think a witch has put a hex on me
i think julian assange should be set free and continued to run wikileaks
June 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
i think julian assange should be set free and continued to run wikileaks
too autistic for social interaction
not autistic enough to be confident in what I do
just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public
not autistic enough to be confident in what I do
just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public
June 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
too autistic for social interaction
not autistic enough to be confident in what I do
just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public
not autistic enough to be confident in what I do
just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public
a stroke would fix me
June 3, 2024 at 10:07 AM
a stroke would fix me