update: she had about 20 shopping carts lined up around her little base, and was walking around yesterday with her ass entirely out in piss soaked pants, while telling everyone to go fuck themselves.

she has now attempted at least twice to sneak into the bar and we’ve had to shoo her away back outside. she has also expanded her fallout 76-esque base further along the ditch, so she’s digging in. she’s currently screaming “FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT LETS IT ALL
FUCKING BURN!!!!”

as a dark souls fan, i concur that they look like they smell like feet

No, that’s dog food

earlier today, she pissed in one of the chairs we use to take breaks out back of the bar. like, sat down, and started pissing as though it were a toilet. i was told someone sanitized the chair but im not sure. avoiding for now.

SCOTUS should be forced to do a press conference every month

government sounding more and more like aperture science every day