rereading homestuck because this newest go at sobriety got me regressing. anyway, never noticed that Hussie managed to sneak the word “octaroon” real small into one of the first few-dozen panels. what a rascal, and a connoisseur of obscure slurs (like me) at that.

anyone know a hung cishet man who can get hard on command? i wanna stage a production of romeo&juliet but every time romeo talks to or abt juliet he pops a huge, visible-from-far-away boner. also nobody is cast as juliet. everyone on stage just reads her lines in their heads, pretending she’s there.

why doesnt the US president open-carry a gun all The time? like who would stop them they’re the president

just used the phrase “leverage our core competencies“ earnestly during a business call. i’ll see myself over to the guillotine.

in any reputable contemporary anglo-american english dictionary, you got slat, slit, slot, and slut. where is slet? what would it mean?

as a flaky person beset by constant self-loathing, it’s kinda heartening when someone flakes on me. a good reminder that i’m not literally the worst for not having perfect logistical faculties, since people beloveds also don’t. ionno, a nice upside to frustrated plans. ☺️

just discovered this restaurant has randy newman’s “rednecks” on its jukebox apps. iykyk (unfortunately)

wicked for good was… eh. mostly frustrated by the central power fabricating the wicked-witch-as-terrorist, then the wicked witch capitulating to that role, engineering her own seeming demise, then… just everything goes back to how it was in the good old days?

you shit the bed, now you gotta lie in it

stupid ungrateful body. i feed it the finest (e.g. chocolate-coated espresso beans, cheese puffs)—what does it give in return? diarrhea.

boof poppers??

just been elected god-emperor of #antifa AMA

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it’s okay to be a woman

a black person’s “i’m black and i don’t find this racist thing offensive” is just a variation on a white person’s “i have lots of black friends so i can say racist things.” different flavor, same soda.

charlie kirk feet pics pls

it's oddly comforting that our overlords are forthright about their disdain for humanity now.

so, wait. is the gay app where we're allowed to type slurs? because, again, us mutts really gotta reclaim "mulatto," really bang out loud with it.