Kotu
@kingoftheu.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew!
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
I had fairly high hopes for him as a bridge between the progs and establishment but alas leadership brain comes for us all.
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
Every War of 1812 Battle is like "the Americans outnumbered the British but fucked it up so bad it ended any hope of conquering Canada"
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
Ok its funny to me that despite all being decended from the same source, Canada, Australia, the UK, and New Zealand all have different names for their electoral districts.

Like you'd expect at least some overlap right?
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
I have faith that we will see Deep Blue Miami in our lifetimes, largely due to Global warming.
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
Bill Kristol took "imagine how Trump would be reported on if he was in a third world country" literally.
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drmikewiser.bsky.social
As I get into the sexual selection and sexual dimorphism part of my evolution module, a reminder:

In Northern Cardinals, the males are bright red. The females are a brown/gray, with orange beaks.

So if you see two bright red birds snuggling together on wrapping paper or a card: they're gay.
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gremlin.world
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Ok that was too easy I recognize Pete even with the fake mustache.
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theophite.bsky.social
i have access to bat interiority via methods i cannot disclose
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utopia-defer.red
FUCK DA YANKEES I HATE DA YANKEES
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kenjennings.bsky.social
Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.
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aklingus.bsky.social
If that happens and he breaks out a “DUMP 63 HERE” shirt, he should get to be President bsky.app/profile/yayr...
yayroger.bsky.social
He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
You say "Mods" as if there's more than one active Mod. The Admin spends his time dicking around in polchat.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Yes but also a lot of bad stuff.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Not sure if would raise any interest though.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
There's a Federal Reserve Joke to be made here, I just know it.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
o7 would trust that man to kick a baby through a ring of fire so long as it was nowhere near the box.
tombogert.bsky.social
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
kingoftheu.bsky.social
WELCOME BACK THIRD/FOURTH REPUBLIC
jamesrball.com
France’s latest government lasted 13 hours and 47 minutes
fintwitter.bsky.social
FRENCH PM LECORNU RESIGNS
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kingoftheu.bsky.social
no I didn't cry when I was six and they said Pluto wasn't a planet anymore who told you that I didn't cry it's still a planet in my heart. The IAU may have their definition but they'll never have the streets.
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klasfeldreports.com
This footnote to Illinois and Chicago's lawsuit against Trump is an important reminder:

* There is no Department of War or Secretary of War, which are make-believe names for the actual agencies created by Congress.

Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...