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Instead of writing nice “Hello I’m still looking for a job” emails to every recruiter I know, I will just bcc them on one email containing the wise words of Mona-Lisa Saperstein
a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ban all Christmas music from public life
December 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Does self-sabotage count as self-love? At least I’m doing it for me.
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/w...

Terminally ill and low QOL patients must have the right to choose.

To force suffering onto someone in this situation IS A SCAM. Any defense of it exists institutions to make money off the prolonged suffering of society’s most vulnerable individuals.
UK Lawmakers Vote to Legalize Assisted Dying After Emotional Debate
In a landmark decision on Friday, Parliament voted in favor of allowing assisted suicide for the terminally ill in England and Wales.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
- He didn’t say that
- But if he did he wouldn’t do it
- But if he did it won’t be bad
- But if it is they’ll keep him in line
- But if they don’t it don’t matter I got mine
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I’m unemployed, granting me a +10 to my shitposting ability, and +5 to argumentative fatigue resistance. Gainfully employed individuals cower before me.
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
AMAZON SNR EXEC: What if we moved goods closer to customers before they order

JR EXEC: We could set up warehouses near where people live

SNR: Even closer though, and then they come and pick up so we can save on delivery costs

JR: You mean… like a store?

SNR: No not like that
November 25, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I want an episode of Seinfeld where George travels into the future to present day and when he comes back no one believes the fucked up shit he tells them.
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I'm here to shitpost and Fuck, and I'm all out of Fuck
November 24, 2024 at 5:10 AM