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JustAlan
@kingsize-sharpie.bsky.social
Comedian, cook, anarchist, Alan.

Epileptic, 30 years strong.

"Making an attempt to be mildly radical daily"
Not my your but I def had surfer mickey
March 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
She grab
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Peanut isn't a loaf, she's a crescent.
February 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She's a punk rawk kitty
February 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Peanut attack
February 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I have to pay the snug tax to peanut whenever I leave the apartment.
February 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Peanut isn't a loaf, she's a bean.
February 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Happy Peanut's Day!

What, *presidents Day* why the fuck would I celebrate that?
February 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It snowed
February 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Currently coming to grips with how much I have in common with a tamagotchi.
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Peanut is not having any shenanigans today
February 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Here's a peanut I'm your trying time
February 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Peanut will sit next to me and stare at me like this, there's a 50/50 chance of what will happen next. Cuddle time or play attack time. There is no in between
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Look, I don't post pictures of my cat because I think she's the best, actually very regularly I think she's an asshole. I post pictures of my cat because it keeps me from screaming into the Internet void about America openly accepting fascism and committing ethnic cleansing.
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Peanut was putting HOURS at the biscuit factory last night
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Peanut is disappointed in the apathy of the American government in the face of a techno oligarchs coup
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Battle Kitty reporting for duty
January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Little chirps and Sun sitting interrupted
January 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Peanut says:
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Hey y'all, this is what I look like.
December 2, 2024 at 8:01 PM
She's so comfy
December 2, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Thrusters engaged, kill mode activated
December 1, 2024 at 7:24 PM
December 1, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Graffiti/throw up dump.

A little reminder that graffiti artists are independent artists beautifying, and giving your city that little something that sets it apart from every other city.
December 1, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Peanut photo dump
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM