King Skippus
@kingskippus.bsky.social
I'm always amused at the trope of people tapping out Morse code to surreptitiously communicate. Seriously, how many people actually know Morse code? I can't even get people to use the NATO alphabet to spell words and I'm supposed to believe they memorized dot and dash patterns for letters?
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November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm always amused at the trope of people tapping out Morse code to surreptitiously communicate. Seriously, how many people actually know Morse code? I can't even get people to use the NATO alphabet to spell words and I'm supposed to believe they memorized dot and dash patterns for letters?
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Your feel-good story of the day. The moment they discover their connection through this cat is just too cute.
So in a crazy coincidence, my congressional campaign actually reunited my rescue cat, Heater, with her foster mom.
And the footage is just too cute not to share. 🧡🤍
And the footage is just too cute not to share. 🧡🤍
May 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Your feel-good story of the day. The moment they discover their connection through this cat is just too cute.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Friday the 26th
Friday the 26th
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Apollo 26
Apollo 26
Implement a 100% tariff and run a movie
The 12th Sense
The 12th Sense
May 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Friday the 26th
Friday the 26th
The fact that they didn't escape the backslash in a sentence specifically about the need to escape backslashes is a meta level of irony. (From BeyondTrust's Password Safe API documentation.)
April 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The fact that they didn't escape the backslash in a sentence specifically about the need to escape backslashes is a meta level of irony. (From BeyondTrust's Password Safe API documentation.)
My sister: "Hey, guess what I got!"
Me: "A souvenir keychain in the shape of the state of Tennessee with your name on it?"
Sister: 🤨 "No. Why would you guess something so weird like that?"
Me: "Because as unlikely as that is, if I had been right it would have been the most epic guess in history."
Me: "A souvenir keychain in the shape of the state of Tennessee with your name on it?"
Sister: 🤨 "No. Why would you guess something so weird like that?"
Me: "Because as unlikely as that is, if I had been right it would have been the most epic guess in history."
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My sister: "Hey, guess what I got!"
Me: "A souvenir keychain in the shape of the state of Tennessee with your name on it?"
Sister: 🤨 "No. Why would you guess something so weird like that?"
Me: "Because as unlikely as that is, if I had been right it would have been the most epic guess in history."
Me: "A souvenir keychain in the shape of the state of Tennessee with your name on it?"
Sister: 🤨 "No. Why would you guess something so weird like that?"
Me: "Because as unlikely as that is, if I had been right it would have been the most epic guess in history."
"Recently someone stole the wheels from every single Tesla in a Texas parking lot. Whoever did it, I do not condone this, but I do appreciate your tireless efforts."
—Stephen Colbert
—Stephen Colbert
March 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Recently someone stole the wheels from every single Tesla in a Texas parking lot. Whoever did it, I do not condone this, but I do appreciate your tireless efforts."
—Stephen Colbert
—Stephen Colbert
Wow, I was coming in my house as my mail carrier arrived. I waved told her hi, and she went literally POSTAL.
And by that, I mean she dropped off my mail and continued on her way.
And by that, I mean she dropped off my mail and continued on her way.
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wow, I was coming in my house as my mail carrier arrived. I waved told her hi, and she went literally POSTAL.
And by that, I mean she dropped off my mail and continued on her way.
And by that, I mean she dropped off my mail and continued on her way.
I just had a weird thought. Before someone invented mirrors, there were probably entire generations of people, entire lines of families dating back to the dawn of humankind, who had no clear idea what they themselves looked like.
February 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I just had a weird thought. Before someone invented mirrors, there were probably entire generations of people, entire lines of families dating back to the dawn of humankind, who had no clear idea what they themselves looked like.
Android Rock, Paper, Scissors
YouTube video by Peek of the Net
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January 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was today years old when I learned that Danny Elfman did the theme song to Sledge Hammer!.
Classic TV Theme: Sledge Hammer (Full Stereo)
YouTube video by David Gideon
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January 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I was today years old when I learned that Danny Elfman did the theme song to Sledge Hammer!.
Kudos to @nytimes.com for one of the best crossword clues I think I've run across for the January 2025 theme puzzle.
January 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Kudos to @nytimes.com for one of the best crossword clues I think I've run across for the January 2025 theme puzzle.
My fortune cookie tonight says, "You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home."
Um... No thanks! I've got a lot of stuff to do and the place is a mess. Y'all go away!
Um... No thanks! I've got a lot of stuff to do and the place is a mess. Y'all go away!
December 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
My fortune cookie tonight says, "You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home."
Um... No thanks! I've got a lot of stuff to do and the place is a mess. Y'all go away!
Um... No thanks! I've got a lot of stuff to do and the place is a mess. Y'all go away!
I never dreamed I'd be a "I have to schedule an appointment to get my hair cut" kind of guy, but here we are.
December 13, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I never dreamed I'd be a "I have to schedule an appointment to get my hair cut" kind of guy, but here we are.
Please don't buy me this gender-specific notebook because it's clearly not meant for dudes.
Amazon.com : ZOTIA Lined Spiral Journal Notebook for Women, A5 College Ruled Journals for Writing, Hardcover Notebooks for Work, Note taking and Office School Supplies,140 Pages - Green : Office Produ...
Amazon.com : ZOTIA Lined Spiral Journal Notebook for Women, A5 College Ruled Journals for Writing, Hardcover Notebooks for Work, Note taking and Office School Supplies,140 Pages - Green : Office Produ...
www.amazon.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Please don't buy me this gender-specific notebook because it's clearly not meant for dudes.
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The radical anti-corporatist so dedicated to his cause that he carried a three-page handwritten manifesto with him after murdering the CEO of United HealthCare was nabbed after being recognized as a customer in—
*checks notes...
The largest multinational fast food chain the world.
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The largest multinational fast food chain the world.
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Police make arrest in healthcare CEO shooting
A man has been arrested in connection with the shooting death of healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
www.npr.org
December 9, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The radical anti-corporatist so dedicated to his cause that he carried a three-page handwritten manifesto with him after murdering the CEO of United HealthCare was nabbed after being recognized as a customer in—
*checks notes...
The largest multinational fast food chain the world.
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*checks notes...
The largest multinational fast food chain the world.
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Sometimes I really feel old when I think of how, for example, 2025 is as far away from 1025 as 1025 was from 25. 👴
December 6, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Sometimes I really feel old when I think of how, for example, 2025 is as far away from 1025 as 1025 was from 25. 👴
Woot, @criticalrole.bsky.social made it over!
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Woot, @criticalrole.bsky.social made it over!
I'm really hungry, but my stomach is upset right now and I feel like anything I eat might come back up. I can handle one or the other without too much stress, but both together? Ugh, what a miserable feeling.
December 4, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I'm really hungry, but my stomach is upset right now and I feel like anything I eat might come back up. I can handle one or the other without too much stress, but both together? Ugh, what a miserable feeling.
Me yesterday:
💉 Flu!
💉 COVID!
💉 Pneumonia!
My immune system today:
😰 Um...
My immune system in two weeks:
💪 BRING IT ON, WINTER!!!
💉 Flu!
💉 COVID!
💉 Pneumonia!
My immune system today:
😰 Um...
My immune system in two weeks:
💪 BRING IT ON, WINTER!!!
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Me yesterday:
💉 Flu!
💉 COVID!
💉 Pneumonia!
My immune system today:
😰 Um...
My immune system in two weeks:
💪 BRING IT ON, WINTER!!!
💉 Flu!
💉 COVID!
💉 Pneumonia!
My immune system today:
😰 Um...
My immune system in two weeks:
💪 BRING IT ON, WINTER!!!
I've said it before, I'll say it again. If you don't like @ellecordova.bsky.social, we can't be friends, Puhterry.
www.youtube.com/shorts/SyhFf...
www.youtube.com/shorts/SyhFf...
Dinosaurs hanging out on asteroid day
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again. If you don't like @ellecordova.bsky.social, we can't be friends, Puhterry.
www.youtube.com/shorts/SyhFf...
www.youtube.com/shorts/SyhFf...
I think @theonion.com should start publishing a new series of actual real non-satire articles called something like "Not Even We Could Make This Up."
I have a feeling the articles will be writing themselves in the next few years.
I have a feeling the articles will be writing themselves in the next few years.
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November 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I think @theonion.com should start publishing a new series of actual real non-satire articles called something like "Not Even We Could Make This Up."
I have a feeling the articles will be writing themselves in the next few years.
I have a feeling the articles will be writing themselves in the next few years.
Folks, we already have a perfectly good SI until for frequency. We don't need other units cluttering up systems.
My pule rate right now is around 1.2 Hz.
My pule rate right now is around 1.2 Hz.
November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Folks, we already have a perfectly good SI until for frequency. We don't need other units cluttering up systems.
My pule rate right now is around 1.2 Hz.
My pule rate right now is around 1.2 Hz.
House and Senate Democrats take note: THIS is how it's done.
New Zealand's parliament suspended after Māori lawmakers perform Haka, protest proposed law
YouTube video by Associated Press
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November 15, 2024 at 4:23 PM
House and Senate Democrats take note: THIS is how it's done.