Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
That's a very ominous way of telling you you're gonna get laid
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 AM
That's a very ominous way of telling you you're gonna get laid
I always assume my friends know each other. You're must all be from sort of the same circles - I met you all at parties with overlapping attendees.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I always assume my friends know each other. You're must all be from sort of the same circles - I met you all at parties with overlapping attendees.
But yes, vanishing whilst you have the only key to a heavy duty chain collar is bad behaviour!
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
But yes, vanishing whilst you have the only key to a heavy duty chain collar is bad behaviour!
I think that was the point though. Ray wasn't a "good Dom" and he was not mentally healthy and although Colin became very attached because of how he was introduced to the scene, he was much better off in a healthier power exchange relationship.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I think that was the point though. Ray wasn't a "good Dom" and he was not mentally healthy and although Colin became very attached because of how he was introduced to the scene, he was much better off in a healthier power exchange relationship.
* Homohomo: so gay they named it twice
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
* Homohomo: so gay they named it twice
The A plots are consistently solid, but 90% of the B plots are "Jonathan's employer is a sex pest"
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The A plots are consistently solid, but 90% of the B plots are "Jonathan's employer is a sex pest"
I would just give him a severe beating and be done with it. But I already owe him 87 strokes for other things.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I would just give him a severe beating and be done with it. But I already owe him 87 strokes for other things.
It's somewhat exciting cos it means that I can introduce some strict chastity rules going forwards. But lots of punishments to dish out first. More for the lying than the cumming.
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's somewhat exciting cos it means that I can introduce some strict chastity rules going forwards. But lots of punishments to dish out first. More for the lying than the cumming.
In some ways I think I just assumed I didn't need to be strict about chastity enforcement and reporting cos I thought he was already basically a monk. But he definitely knew that I thought he wasn't cumming.
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In some ways I think I just assumed I didn't need to be strict about chastity enforcement and reporting cos I thought he was already basically a monk. But he definitely knew that I thought he wasn't cumming.
The main awkward question my family asks, all year round, is "how do you know X gay friend?"
This is a thing straight people could do with learning not to ask.
This is a thing straight people could do with learning not to ask.
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The main awkward question my family asks, all year round, is "how do you know X gay friend?"
This is a thing straight people could do with learning not to ask.
This is a thing straight people could do with learning not to ask.
You just need to train harder.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You just need to train harder.
To be fair, in spite of being snubbed for the big awards she was astonishing in Better Call Saul. He knows what she can do.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
To be fair, in spite of being snubbed for the big awards she was astonishing in Better Call Saul. He knows what she can do.
Can't do that *yet*
Don't talk yourself down
Don't talk yourself down
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Can't do that *yet*
Don't talk yourself down
Don't talk yourself down
I mean, to be lore accurate it ought to be an ovipositor, but some people might call that dangerous?
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I mean, to be lore accurate it ought to be an ovipositor, but some people might call that dangerous?
(and if you do build a version that can securely hold a long throat training toy to a face, I would very much want to commission you)
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
(and if you do build a version that can securely hold a long throat training toy to a face, I would very much want to commission you)
It's not truly authentic if it doesn't extend down your throat. And then it's definitely kinky...
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's not truly authentic if it doesn't extend down your throat. And then it's definitely kinky...
No bathroom trips too. See, that's an efficiency.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
No bathroom trips too. See, that's an efficiency.