Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
First test of the new fuck machine mount was mostly a success
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
My main takeaway from Pillion is that Alexander Skarsgard looks distractingly like Jurgen Klopp
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My main takeaway from Pillion is that Alexander Skarsgard looks distractingly like Jurgen Klopp
Recently discovered that my boy, who was in regular chastity when we started dating, and had been implying that he hadn't cum in 2025, was actually cumming about once a month.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Recently discovered that my boy, who was in regular chastity when we started dating, and had been implying that he hadn't cum in 2025, was actually cumming about once a month.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Atrocious behaviour that will require immediate correction.
Made up excuses to get the number of the twink drummer at band practise tonight.
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Made up excuses to get the number of the twink drummer at band practise tonight.
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
And his profile pic on WhatsApp is him sweaty in boxing gear. 😍
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The eternal struggle not to ask for a twink apprentice, when it gets to EoY review time and I'm asked "what can we do to help you achieve your best?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The eternal struggle not to ask for a twink apprentice, when it gets to EoY review time and I'm asked "what can we do to help you achieve your best?"
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
If I'd known Timothee Chalomet spent so much of it topless and absolutely covered in blood, I would have watched Bones and All sooner
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If I'd known Timothee Chalomet spent so much of it topless and absolutely covered in blood, I would have watched Bones and All sooner
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There’s a song on the Zootopia 2 soundtrack called Hot Fursuit
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
There’s a song on the Zootopia 2 soundtrack called Hot Fursuit
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Sure, Metacritic and RottenTomatoes have their merits, but they're no match for the best method of finding new series to watch: gifs of male nudity on Tumblr
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sure, Metacritic and RottenTomatoes have their merits, but they're no match for the best method of finding new series to watch: gifs of male nudity on Tumblr
Once a month, the Kindle store tries to make me read a book about closeted sports stars falling in love, and I've never been remotely tempted. But... casting hot young men to actually act one of them out might prove more persuasive
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
Official Trailer | Heated Rivalry (Crave Original)
YouTube video by Crave
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Once a month, the Kindle store tries to make me read a book about closeted sports stars falling in love, and I've never been remotely tempted. But... casting hot young men to actually act one of them out might prove more persuasive
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
youtu.be/ADi1iextoUM?...
AI is not fit for purpose if it can't tell the difference between being called a little f*g on Twitter (negative) and being called a little f*g on Grindr (positive)
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
AI is not fit for purpose if it can't tell the difference between being called a little f*g on Twitter (negative) and being called a little f*g on Grindr (positive)
I've said it before but the Venn diagram of people who:
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've said it before but the Venn diagram of people who:
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
- do Locktober successfully beginning to end
and
- are locked pretty much constantly
is a circle. Party last night theoretically should have been full of unlocked sub boys, and they were all still caged.
Got this to the party with minimal damage, managed to wear it for long enough that it was worth the effort. Spent the night with my boyfriend, managed to piss in the host. A good night all round.
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Got this to the party with minimal damage, managed to wear it for long enough that it was worth the effort. Spent the night with my boyfriend, managed to piss in the host. A good night all round.
If this had been Churchill's message during the war I feel I would be more patriotic
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If this had been Churchill's message during the war I feel I would be more patriotic
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Made something of an effort for Halloween party tomorrow, but probably should have gone for something easier to transport the length of the country on a train
Is there anything worse than starting a thread that gets some attention with a typo?
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Is there anything worse than starting a thread that gets some attention with a typo?
I bet I'd be able to sell this as a perfect solution to Locktober boys. No painful cage, regardless of how horny you get, plus a month of being able to just piss anywhere. Where is the downside?
1 - no more chastity. Just a portal established over the boys dick and balls, so that his whole package was hanging from my playroom wall (over a drain) and he just had a Ken-doll crotch. Can get as hard as he likes, but can't finish the job. Also I can remotely edge him whenever I feel like it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I bet I'd be able to sell this as a perfect solution to Locktober boys. No painful cage, regardless of how horny you get, plus a month of being able to just piss anywhere. Where is the downside?
Of the top of my head - thinking with portals, a thread...
I would be so evil if I had a portal gun
October 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Of the top of my head - thinking with portals, a thread...
Furry artists are such perverts - bless them!
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Furry artists are such perverts - bless them!
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
It's similar to the "straight Japanese porn" phenomenon. Sometimes you have to ignore the participants and just respect the creative niche content.
I'm a big supporter of women's sport but...
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I'm a big supporter of women's sport but...
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
That's not why I put the gymnastics on. We want men in lycra!
Big appreciation for the workmen who bring apprentice twinks. They could charge extra for this service.
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Big appreciation for the workmen who bring apprentice twinks. They could charge extra for this service.