Theo
@kinkytheo.com
Pretty low intensity and chatty on here.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW.
Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'.
Sam fan.
He/him.
This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.
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Theo
@kinkytheo.com
· Aug 4
Trying to do work in the playroom and being very very distracted by the boy teasing me...
If you see this, post an archer
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If you see this, post an archer
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See a hole
Post a hole
Post a hole
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
See a hole
Post a hole
Post a hole
UK politicians threats to ban X do strike me as somewhat hollow, when they're all universally refusing to leave the platform
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
UK politicians threats to ban X do strike me as somewhat hollow, when they're all universally refusing to leave the platform
The text you get immediately after you've cleaned out
fucking cancelled
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The text you get immediately after you've cleaned out
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
I liked it fine. Sure, S5 wasn't as good as previous seasons. But it wasn't a train wreck ending by any stretch of the imagination.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
Someone should check up on zoomers bc so many of them are convinced there is a secret "real" finale for stranger things because "the real finale couldn't really be that bad"
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I liked it fine. Sure, S5 wasn't as good as previous seasons. But it wasn't a train wreck ending by any stretch of the imagination.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
It had too many characters, and they tried too hard to give every single one of them a badass moment. The military B plot was pointless. But it didn't implode.
The worst thing about the new series of JetLag is realising there is a pass that you can get to use any train in the UK and NI, first class, totally unlimited. And that British People aren't allowed to buy it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The worst thing about the new series of JetLag is realising there is a pass that you can get to use any train in the UK and NI, first class, totally unlimited. And that British People aren't allowed to buy it.
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They say you should date someone who makes you better, but Sam has got the Glee Cast recording of a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head, which definitely doesn't qualify.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
They say you should date someone who makes you better, but Sam has got the Glee Cast recording of a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head, which definitely doesn't qualify.
I'm not great at keeping resolutions.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I'm not great at keeping resolutions.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
But I think a resolution that will definitely help me in 2026 is "no YouTube after midnight"
Even if it just shifted my sleep procrastination to TV and film, at least I'd be engaging with slightly more enriching content.
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Had a momentary subby moment this evening (probably wine induced) but my former dom was piss shy so he missed his chance for some nostalgic domination.
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Blessings for the New Year.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Blessings for the New Year.
Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy New Year, phone people! I fear I may forget at midnight.
2025 has been a bit up and down. One of my closest friends died in September. And the world is rather going to shit.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
2025 has been a bit up and down. One of my closest friends died in September. And the world is rather going to shit.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
But I fell in love with, and started dating, my best friend this year - which somewhat outweighs everything else.
Being extra queer for the NYE festivities
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Being extra queer for the NYE festivities
I just make sure to pee during
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I just make sure to pee during
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This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This would absolutely do it for some of you
Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wow you all really like these two huh? I'd say you should watch more football but honestly the PL is pretty barren aside from these two. Watch some F1.
Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can't take football commentators seriously when they're reeling off statistics about Archie Gray if they're not even going to mention how fuckable he is.
Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Back in his right place after the coziness of Christmas
TRIGA Productions circa 2005
fucking cadets
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
TRIGA Productions circa 2005
Feeling very lucky that the boy was willing to endure my full family for Boxing Day, including four under 8s. He's the best.
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Feeling very lucky that the boy was willing to endure my full family for Boxing Day, including four under 8s. He's the best.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
Favourite boys
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Favourite boys
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be