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Kipster
@kipstergull.bsky.social
Talking silver gull from Naarm (Melbourne), Australia.
I will take your food. That's a promise.
And if you have a chihuahua, look out. SQUAAAAWWWWWWK!
fantastic
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That's taking things too far.

Nah, yeah - fuck 'em.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Bonnie Josh is now awa'
Safely owre the friendly main;
Mony a heart will break in twa,
Should he ne’er come back again.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i love the light in this one
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Poop. Poopy poopy poop. POOOOOOP!
*laughs hysterically and falls to the floor*
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Bloke I knew came to work one morning & he was noticeably happier than normal. I asked WTF & he said he'd been dancing with his two little kids to this song, and they'd worked on the moves. I reckon it's a moment they'll always remember.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hey! That's a good idea. Do you use little toothpicks?
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
That's probably his Dad, right?
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Remember sitting there eating with an ashtray full of butts in front of you and the person beside you choofing on a Camel Plain.
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Worth a crack.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Any more chips where they came from?
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
that merganser needs a haircut
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In Carlton there used to be a dude with a big red beard and a kilt who would roller skate around the streets playing bagpipes at 2am. He was great.
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM