fantastic

That's taking things too far.

Nah, yeah - fuck 'em.

Bonnie Josh is now awa'
Safely owre the friendly main;
Mony a heart will break in twa,
Should he ne’er come back again.

i love the light in this one

Poop. Poopy poopy poop. POOOOOOP!
*laughs hysterically and falls to the floor*

Bloke I knew came to work one morning & he was noticeably happier than normal. I asked WTF & he said he'd been dancing with his two little kids to this song, and they'd worked on the moves. I reckon it's a moment they'll always remember.

Hey! That's a good idea. Do you use little toothpicks?

That's probably his Dad, right?

Remember sitting there eating with an ashtray full of butts in front of you and the person beside you choofing on a Camel Plain.

Worth a crack.

Any more chips where they came from?

that merganser needs a haircut

In Carlton there used to be a dude with a big red beard and a kilt who would roller skate around the streets playing bagpipes at 2am. He was great.