Kipster
@kipstergull.bsky.social
Talking silver gull from Naarm (Melbourne), Australia.
I will take your food. That's a promise.
And if you have a chihuahua, look out. SQUAAAAWWWWWWK!
I will take your food. That's a promise.
And if you have a chihuahua, look out. SQUAAAAWWWWWWK!
Mr. Oil Man, start your machines
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"For the more squeamish amongst us, could you give us what is known as the DRY fart...."
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Derek & Clive - Ross McPharter
YouTube video by Pinskip2
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December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"For the more squeamish amongst us, could you give us what is known as the DRY fart...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-gS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-gS...
People on ABC radio are arguing that banter and sledging on the cricket field should be reclassified as verbal bullying.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
People on ABC radio are arguing that banter and sledging on the cricket field should be reclassified as verbal bullying.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
hee heeeeee
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youtube.com/shorts/eUNjX...
A cute sidekick
YouTube video by Jaka Parker
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December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
hee heeeeee
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youtube.com/shorts/eUNjX...
The challenge should win. If it fails I will be very displeased.
📢 New powers enabling Victoria Police to stop and search anyone in Melbourne's CBD, are facing a legal challenge in the Federal Court. The action filed by the Human Rights Law Centre came as police announced they would use similar powers to search people at a number of Melbourne shopping centres.
New Victoria Police stop and search powers challenged in Federal Court
www.sbs.com.au
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The challenge should win. If it fails I will be very displeased.
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The temperature in Melbourne is 18 degrees Newton, with wind wandering at 6 rods per hogshead
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The temperature in Melbourne is 18 degrees Newton, with wind wandering at 6 rods per hogshead
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New Welsh village just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New Welsh village just dropped
Ooooooh - tough talk.
They wanna fight? We'll show 'em a fight.
Stingy bastards.
Dare to swoop, dare to win.
If ya don't squawk, ya lose.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
They wanna fight? We'll show 'em a fight.
Stingy bastards.
Dare to swoop, dare to win.
If ya don't squawk, ya lose.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Dog patrols at Federation Square to curb 'terrifying' seagull swooping
Pesky seagulls snatching food from unsuspecting members of the public has spurred a Melbourne council to start canine patrols of Federation Square.
www.abc.net.au
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Ooooooh - tough talk.
They wanna fight? We'll show 'em a fight.
Stingy bastards.
Dare to swoop, dare to win.
If ya don't squawk, ya lose.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
They wanna fight? We'll show 'em a fight.
Stingy bastards.
Dare to swoop, dare to win.
If ya don't squawk, ya lose.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
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🎄
Your attention please.
This is my annual shameless Christmas plug . . . and please send any complaints about shameless Christmas plugs to management.
🎄
👉🏽 www.hachette.com.au/ronni-salt/g...
Your attention please.
This is my annual shameless Christmas plug . . . and please send any complaints about shameless Christmas plugs to management.
🎄
👉🏽 www.hachette.com.au/ronni-salt/g...
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
🎄
Your attention please.
This is my annual shameless Christmas plug . . . and please send any complaints about shameless Christmas plugs to management.
🎄
👉🏽 www.hachette.com.au/ronni-salt/g...
Your attention please.
This is my annual shameless Christmas plug . . . and please send any complaints about shameless Christmas plugs to management.
🎄
👉🏽 www.hachette.com.au/ronni-salt/g...
YES! go little road runner
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
YES! go little road runner
this is true - i used to love to hold them in my hand and feeling their scratchy little legs. I hope they come back.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
this is true - i used to love to hold them in my hand and feeling their scratchy little legs. I hope they come back.
Woohoo! Neser's having a good time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Woohoo! Neser's having a good time.
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This was from 1969 … have we learned?
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This was from 1969 … have we learned?
I had a mate called Mick. We'd fang around Frankston in his hotted up HR doing burnouts & stuff. One night he had to go for a shit at the pier kiosk. He got back to the car & said there was no dunny paper but it didn't matter 'cause it came out nice & clean. I think about that every time I crap.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I had a mate called Mick. We'd fang around Frankston in his hotted up HR doing burnouts & stuff. One night he had to go for a shit at the pier kiosk. He got back to the car & said there was no dunny paper but it didn't matter 'cause it came out nice & clean. I think about that every time I crap.
oh @midofo ... KKKKKleeeeee
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
oh @midofo ... KKKKKleeeeee
Lost it
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youtube.com/shorts/vfqtp...
The Sketch Broke the Newsroom 😂
YouTube video by Mr_Twist
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December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Lost it
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youtube.com/shorts/vfqtp...
I love Ashes cricket. Especially when the Poms look a bit sad.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love Ashes cricket. Especially when the Poms look a bit sad.
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I didn't know this story, wow.
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youtube.com/shorts/Ex84W...
John Fogerty wrote ‘Fortunate Son’ quickly after hearing the story that inspired it
YouTube video by Memelogyz
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December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I didn't know this story, wow.
youtube.com/shorts/Ex84W...
youtube.com/shorts/Ex84W...
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scratching my ass with nothing to say
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
scratching my ass with nothing to say
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it's crazy jesus brought that one guy back to life and just never did it again, never got his mana back
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy jesus brought that one guy back to life and just never did it again, never got his mana back
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Well I'm missing Phteven calling out the plonkers. Hope all is ok!
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Well I'm missing Phteven calling out the plonkers. Hope all is ok!
Check this out - it's grouse!
I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Check this out - it's grouse!
The elegant gentleman's guide to knife fighting animations
YouTube video by Fabio A.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM