Kirke Novak
@kirkenovak.bsky.social
I should copy/paste this bit from Twitter but I refuse to log into the Hellsite. She/Her.
Every time the bulge is not in the screen we’ll be asking “where is the bulge?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every time the bulge is not in the screen we’ll be asking “where is the bulge?”
So when I was waiting for Knives Out to start yesterday, I saw a poster, that made it look like Alexander Skarsgard and Dudley from Harry Potter are starring in a gay romcom together
Chat.
This film exists.
It’s real.
I checked.
It’s called Pillion.
And it’s NOT a romcom.
Guys.
It’s romantic drama
Chat.
This film exists.
It’s real.
I checked.
It’s called Pillion.
And it’s NOT a romcom.
Guys.
It’s romantic drama
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So when I was waiting for Knives Out to start yesterday, I saw a poster, that made it look like Alexander Skarsgard and Dudley from Harry Potter are starring in a gay romcom together
Chat.
This film exists.
It’s real.
I checked.
It’s called Pillion.
And it’s NOT a romcom.
Guys.
It’s romantic drama
Chat.
This film exists.
It’s real.
I checked.
It’s called Pillion.
And it’s NOT a romcom.
Guys.
It’s romantic drama
Breakfast of the champions #HospitalCore
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Breakfast of the champions #HospitalCore
In this house there’s only one Telemachus 😤
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In this house there’s only one Telemachus 😤
I was stuck on level 42 for YEARS because I couldn’t be bothered with the stupid research tasks and they just updated the app and I got catapulted from lv42 to lv68 and got hundreds of items! #PokemonGo
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I was stuck on level 42 for YEARS because I couldn’t be bothered with the stupid research tasks and they just updated the app and I got catapulted from lv42 to lv68 and got hundreds of items! #PokemonGo
Started at the bottom now we still at the bottom but after 7 years I finally managed to furnish my spare bedroom that now is going to be my bedroom.
(Bonus: cat tax)
(Bonus: cat tax)
October 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Started at the bottom now we still at the bottom but after 7 years I finally managed to furnish my spare bedroom that now is going to be my bedroom.
(Bonus: cat tax)
(Bonus: cat tax)
Spare bedroom finally started to come together. (Spare for now, as soon as the bed comes in I’m moving in)
((Bonus: Elphie wondering wtf have I done with all the awesome clutter)
((Bonus: Elphie wondering wtf have I done with all the awesome clutter)
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spare bedroom finally started to come together. (Spare for now, as soon as the bed comes in I’m moving in)
((Bonus: Elphie wondering wtf have I done with all the awesome clutter)
((Bonus: Elphie wondering wtf have I done with all the awesome clutter)
In the game? Just… um… just doing stuff
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In the game? Just… um… just doing stuff
Well, guys, I think we gonna have to Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss our way out of this one.
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Well, guys, I think we gonna have to Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss our way out of this one.
When she said she’s going out for a walk I was screaming at the screen
September 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
When she said she’s going out for a walk I was screaming at the screen
September 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
One of my favorite films ever, I’m just such a sucker for fish out of the water trope.
One of my favorite films ever, I’m just such a sucker for fish out of the water trope.
September 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
One of my favorite films ever, I’m just such a sucker for fish out of the water trope.
One of my favorite films ever, I’m just such a sucker for fish out of the water trope.
Turkey liver, cucumber salad (mizeria) bread and chips.
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Turkey liver, cucumber salad (mizeria) bread and chips.
Also these
( unwanted Wyll but she have me Karlach but too late to go back ;_;)
( unwanted Wyll but she have me Karlach but too late to go back ;_;)
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Also these
( unwanted Wyll but she have me Karlach but too late to go back ;_;)
( unwanted Wyll but she have me Karlach but too late to go back ;_;)
I repeat: the cat was wearing a steampunk outfit.
Obviously I bought it.
Obviously I bought it.
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I repeat: the cat was wearing a steampunk outfit.
Obviously I bought it.
Obviously I bought it.
Walls painted. Wallpaper up. New lampshade.
I wasn’t joking I’m gonna get my spare bedroom organised.
I wasn’t joking I’m gonna get my spare bedroom organised.
September 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Walls painted. Wallpaper up. New lampshade.
I wasn’t joking I’m gonna get my spare bedroom organised.
I wasn’t joking I’m gonna get my spare bedroom organised.
Oh.
So James Gunn made Vigilante asexual because asexuality is “creepy”.
So James Gunn made Vigilante asexual because asexuality is “creepy”.
September 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh.
So James Gunn made Vigilante asexual because asexuality is “creepy”.
So James Gunn made Vigilante asexual because asexuality is “creepy”.
I finally did it!! I went to a real (Polish!) sushi restaurant to try real sushi 🍣 and ramen 🍜
September 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I finally did it!! I went to a real (Polish!) sushi restaurant to try real sushi 🍣 and ramen 🍜