Barking at stars
kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Barking at stars
@kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.
Please help us visualize this near future, Dan!

In general, we need dramatizations to familiarize ourselves with Nuremberg and other historical accountability processes.
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
First step is look at myself and see how much the programming might be affecting ME.

Have I gotten nastier? Am I willing to dehumanize certain people because they seem like scum and deserve punishments I would normally oppose? Etc.

Might give me insight into answering the question you pose.
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Or:

To address the "MAGA problem," the 70 mil who voted for him will be confined to reservations, free to conduct their lives and educate their children according to their traditional beliefs. No vaccines, no gays... The Bureau of MAGA Affairs will ensure booze and guns are cheap and plentiful.
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Lysergic limo
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 PM
They're fast-tracking that as the board's first (only?) initiative:

Commissioning of the solid-gold trophy, per T's spec

Planning the award ceremony (a global TV event - countries who don't air it will get new tariffs, maybe sanctions)

Extort members to pay for the very large cash prize
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The psychopaths themselves are always the minute minority. The erosion of humanity among the rest of us is what I find significant.

The War on Empathy is a vastly under covered story.

This will go down as a defining characteristic of this era of civil suicide.
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 AM
His new fashy do really suits.

Can we get him to do that salute again?
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Shortest distance fist to nut sack
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Stigmata.

What are we waiting for? Jesus is back in a big way!
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Well I'M witnessing the HOLY STIGMATA!
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Tired joke but:

Aren't all the Proud Boys ICE agents now?
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Assume all the $45 fees will get deposited in a Trump-controlled account in Quatar.
January 22, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Tom Waits - "Raised Right Men"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Yes, it would be shocking if that support for the 25th came through.

Also: 5 far more shocking things have happened so far today. And will tomorrow.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"...truly became Napoleon Bonaparte, aka patient number 785544KKK256."
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
HEEZE
KRAY
ZEEEEEE!!!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Also, guys like Zuck are totally the ones to define how emotional intimacy works for everyone.
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM