Barking at stars
@kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.
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You're making 340 million copies
You're making 340 million copies
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They're fucking Nazis.
If you don't believe me, just ask them.
*They're* the ones now giving speeches over banners with the slogan below.
If you don't believe me, just ask them.
*They're* the ones now giving speeches over banners with the slogan below.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
They're fucking Nazis.
If you don't believe me, just ask them.
*They're* the ones now giving speeches over banners with the slogan below.
If you don't believe me, just ask them.
*They're* the ones now giving speeches over banners with the slogan below.
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
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Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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Again I say into the void: stop saying the ICE officer had no time to think. Time doesn’t start when the drama starts. They drove up. They walked up. They engaged. Stop saying there is only reflex, no thought. If so, stop arming ambulatory startle reflexes & calling them cops
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Again I say into the void: stop saying the ICE officer had no time to think. Time doesn’t start when the drama starts. They drove up. They walked up. They engaged. Stop saying there is only reflex, no thought. If so, stop arming ambulatory startle reflexes & calling them cops
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Whatever oil companies & Trump decide to try and do in Venezuela is one thing, but not ONE SINGLE PENNY of American taxpayer money should be spent facilitating it. They are your profits, spend your own damn money trying to gain them. You have plenty of it. THAT is America First.
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Whatever oil companies & Trump decide to try and do in Venezuela is one thing, but not ONE SINGLE PENNY of American taxpayer money should be spent facilitating it. They are your profits, spend your own damn money trying to gain them. You have plenty of it. THAT is America First.
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I guess we'll never know how much deep rat-fucking Republicans have done to various elections over the years, but we know they did a lot simply because every accusation from these idiot fascists is a confession.
The wicked ones buy and rig the elections, then, they screw the people, and then, they say, "see, you voted for this." - this too, is another form of fascism.
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I guess we'll never know how much deep rat-fucking Republicans have done to various elections over the years, but we know they did a lot simply because every accusation from these idiot fascists is a confession.
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If they’d limited their study to Republicans, they’d have found a lot more than one thing.
We may have one thing in common with jellyfish, new research finds
Though jellyfish don't have brains, they react to light and when presented with food, scientists found.
www.yahoo.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 AM
If they’d limited their study to Republicans, they’d have found a lot more than one thing.
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Friend of Earth 2, the NYT, has fully lost the plot. This is the end-stage of journalism.
A Rorschach test is completely subjective, which is the entire point. NYT is abdicating their duty to recognize and describe the truth. Reality fucking exists.
A Rorschach test is completely subjective, which is the entire point. NYT is abdicating their duty to recognize and describe the truth. Reality fucking exists.
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Friend of Earth 2, the NYT, has fully lost the plot. This is the end-stage of journalism.
A Rorschach test is completely subjective, which is the entire point. NYT is abdicating their duty to recognize and describe the truth. Reality fucking exists.
A Rorschach test is completely subjective, which is the entire point. NYT is abdicating their duty to recognize and describe the truth. Reality fucking exists.
I remember the detestable "jack booted thugs" 90s talk radio hosts warned us about if we voted Democratic.
Surprised they didn't mention them being masked and refusing to identify themselves. Those are two definitely scary features that would've bolstered their scare tactics.
Surprised they didn't mention them being masked and refusing to identify themselves. Those are two definitely scary features that would've bolstered their scare tactics.
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I remember the detestable "jack booted thugs" 90s talk radio hosts warned us about if we voted Democratic.
Surprised they didn't mention them being masked and refusing to identify themselves. Those are two definitely scary features that would've bolstered their scare tactics.
Surprised they didn't mention them being masked and refusing to identify themselves. Those are two definitely scary features that would've bolstered their scare tactics.
Yesterday feels like opening day of a long-awaited hunting season. It's 5 AM and the boys are drunk and heavily armed.
No tags, no limit.
No tags, no limit.
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Yesterday feels like opening day of a long-awaited hunting season. It's 5 AM and the boys are drunk and heavily armed.
No tags, no limit.
No tags, no limit.
Kitchen Gigolo's Guide to TDS:
When someone gets cancer, yeah they tend to give it a lot of anguished thought.
You might even hear their family bring up the topic quite frequently, in anxious ways perhaps.
So, yeah, go mock their obsession with the "Cancer! Cancer! Cancer! Hoax!"
When someone gets cancer, yeah they tend to give it a lot of anguished thought.
You might even hear their family bring up the topic quite frequently, in anxious ways perhaps.
So, yeah, go mock their obsession with the "Cancer! Cancer! Cancer! Hoax!"
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Kitchen Gigolo's Guide to TDS:
When someone gets cancer, yeah they tend to give it a lot of anguished thought.
You might even hear their family bring up the topic quite frequently, in anxious ways perhaps.
So, yeah, go mock their obsession with the "Cancer! Cancer! Cancer! Hoax!"
When someone gets cancer, yeah they tend to give it a lot of anguished thought.
You might even hear their family bring up the topic quite frequently, in anxious ways perhaps.
So, yeah, go mock their obsession with the "Cancer! Cancer! Cancer! Hoax!"
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A word about so-called "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
A word about so-called "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
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GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER:
“.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish ..
“.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”
“.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish ..
“.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER:
“.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish ..
“.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”
“.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish ..
“.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”
MAGA logic sez:
Masking to prevent airborne virus contagion: "HORRIBLE! WOKE! UNAMERICAN!"
Masking to prevent Gestapo abuse accountability: "But of course!"
Masking to prevent airborne virus contagion: "HORRIBLE! WOKE! UNAMERICAN!"
Masking to prevent Gestapo abuse accountability: "But of course!"
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
MAGA logic sez:
Masking to prevent airborne virus contagion: "HORRIBLE! WOKE! UNAMERICAN!"
Masking to prevent Gestapo abuse accountability: "But of course!"
Masking to prevent airborne virus contagion: "HORRIBLE! WOKE! UNAMERICAN!"
Masking to prevent Gestapo abuse accountability: "But of course!"
The right wing info warfare machine is expert at provoking rage.
In their followers, obviously, but beware of their skill at provoking rage in their opponents.
Because they know rage weakens people, makes them easier to dominate and manipulate.
In their followers, obviously, but beware of their skill at provoking rage in their opponents.
Because they know rage weakens people, makes them easier to dominate and manipulate.
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The right wing info warfare machine is expert at provoking rage.
In their followers, obviously, but beware of their skill at provoking rage in their opponents.
Because they know rage weakens people, makes them easier to dominate and manipulate.
In their followers, obviously, but beware of their skill at provoking rage in their opponents.
Because they know rage weakens people, makes them easier to dominate and manipulate.
Excellent thread
this.”
That is the exact opposite of its meaning.
That is the exact opposite of its meaning.
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Excellent thread
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Like those before it, that insane, vile DHS statement about the Minneapolis shooting isn't about covering anything up. It's performative lying.
They aren't trying to persuade anyone that their agents did nothing wrong. They're trying to project that their agents can get away with anything.
They aren't trying to persuade anyone that their agents did nothing wrong. They're trying to project that their agents can get away with anything.
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Like those before it, that insane, vile DHS statement about the Minneapolis shooting isn't about covering anything up. It's performative lying.
They aren't trying to persuade anyone that their agents did nothing wrong. They're trying to project that their agents can get away with anything.
They aren't trying to persuade anyone that their agents did nothing wrong. They're trying to project that their agents can get away with anything.
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It takes a Canadian pundit to nail it down this well:
Occam’s kazoo: When it comes to Trump’s behavior, the most plausible explanation is the stupidest.”
www.theglobeandmail.c...
Occam’s kazoo: When it comes to Trump’s behavior, the most plausible explanation is the stupidest.”
www.theglobeandmail.c...
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It takes a Canadian pundit to nail it down this well:
Occam’s kazoo: When it comes to Trump’s behavior, the most plausible explanation is the stupidest.”
www.theglobeandmail.c...
Occam’s kazoo: When it comes to Trump’s behavior, the most plausible explanation is the stupidest.”
www.theglobeandmail.c...
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When you can’t afford to give him a jet — or buy his meme coin. 🤡
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 AM
When you can’t afford to give him a jet — or buy his meme coin. 🤡
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Measles is like fascism.
Muster an entire society to beat it into submission, but it's never really gone. It's always waiting somewhere, ready to spring back and attempt another total takeover when cultural degeneration causes us to stop paying attention.
Muster an entire society to beat it into submission, but it's never really gone. It's always waiting somewhere, ready to spring back and attempt another total takeover when cultural degeneration causes us to stop paying attention.
•••••BREAKING•••••
••MEASLES UPDATES••
More than 300 cases of measles have now been confirmed across more than a dozen U.S. states, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today.
While the largest outbreaks are still in Texas and New Mexico, cases have also been confirmed in…
••MEASLES UPDATES••
More than 300 cases of measles have now been confirmed across more than a dozen U.S. states, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today.
While the largest outbreaks are still in Texas and New Mexico, cases have also been confirmed in…
March 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Measles is like fascism.
Muster an entire society to beat it into submission, but it's never really gone. It's always waiting somewhere, ready to spring back and attempt another total takeover when cultural degeneration causes us to stop paying attention.
Muster an entire society to beat it into submission, but it's never really gone. It's always waiting somewhere, ready to spring back and attempt another total takeover when cultural degeneration causes us to stop paying attention.
Everything dumb is stupid again.
January 7, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Everything dumb is stupid again.
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Drew this one in 2020, a few weeks before January 6.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Drew this one in 2020, a few weeks before January 6.
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It’s January 6th! Happy klanniversary to all those who incelebrate!
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It’s January 6th! Happy klanniversary to all those who incelebrate!
"If you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore."
Oh NOW I get it: he was talking to ME, not the rioters.
Truest thing that lying liar ever said.
Oh NOW I get it: he was talking to ME, not the rioters.
Truest thing that lying liar ever said.
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
"If you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore."
Oh NOW I get it: he was talking to ME, not the rioters.
Truest thing that lying liar ever said.
Oh NOW I get it: he was talking to ME, not the rioters.
Truest thing that lying liar ever said.