I wish I could download this off hell site but alas x.com/cassidoo/sta...

oh no bro ):

one time i had to call an ambulance for my mom on Christmas lol T_T

anyway hugs and best wishes <3

me: do you actually want to watch this or do you want to watch something for kids?
kid: if Chris wins, I want to keep watching
me: …alright

(kid is 6 years old, for the record)

me: how did you get to Cutthroat Kitchen??
kid: I went to Max and selected your profile
me: …ok

“pain and rage” is just an average day for a programmer though

🎶 [distant sleigh bells, rapidly approaching, getting louder] 🔔

www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

real human: I would help every tortoise, of course!!!
AI: none of these are squares

wait why’d I just lose 27 followers, come back

just sittin at this coffee shop on this tiny chair crosslegged