kit
@kitmich.bsky.social
i am a cat whomst learned how to type | they/them
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kit
@kitmich.bsky.social
· Mar 26
started making Voight-Kampff questions into captchas for the impending AI uprising
new way to annoy my kid unlocked: making dolphin noises
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
new way to annoy my kid unlocked: making dolphin noises
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the kitty is tricked 😱 it trick the kitty
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the kitty is tricked 😱 it trick the kitty
what kind of chaotic evil person chooses the username Email_Notification lmao
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
what kind of chaotic evil person chooses the username Email_Notification lmao
wait am i still 36
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…yes ok carry on
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…yes ok carry on
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wait am i still 36
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…yes ok carry on
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…yes ok carry on
me at 16: I must type grammatically correct and with accurate spelling on the internet so people will know how intelligent I am.
me at 36: lol. lmfao. rofl, so to speak
me at 36: lol. lmfao. rofl, so to speak
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
me at 16: I must type grammatically correct and with accurate spelling on the internet so people will know how intelligent I am.
me at 36: lol. lmfao. rofl, so to speak
me at 36: lol. lmfao. rofl, so to speak
whats happenin party ppl
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
whats happenin party ppl
That feel when you know your kiddo has figured out the remote when you walk into the living room and the kids have gone from Mickey Mouse Funhouse to Cutthroat Kitchen (???)
July 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That feel when you know your kiddo has figured out the remote when you walk into the living room and the kids have gone from Mickey Mouse Funhouse to Cutthroat Kitchen (???)
bluesky i cant sleep, sing me a lullaby
July 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
bluesky i cant sleep, sing me a lullaby
Reposted by kit
Reposted by kit
If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you have a dictionary that you don't show love
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
Oh, yes, son, we're talking to you.
Reposted by kit
April 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
started making Voight-Kampff questions into captchas for the impending AI uprising
March 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
started making Voight-Kampff questions into captchas for the impending AI uprising
how do allistic people sit with their feet on the floor all the time
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
how do allistic people sit with their feet on the floor all the time
i found this drum kit open on my kid’s abandoned iPad
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i found this drum kit open on my kid’s abandoned iPad
tired: enamel pin with no backing keeps stabbing me when i reach into my backpack pocket
also tired: can't find carmex in backpack
wired: jab pin through carmex; find carmex by stabbing myself
also tired: can't find carmex in backpack
wired: jab pin through carmex; find carmex by stabbing myself
December 31, 2024 at 4:08 PM
tired: enamel pin with no backing keeps stabbing me when i reach into my backpack pocket
also tired: can't find carmex in backpack
wired: jab pin through carmex; find carmex by stabbing myself
also tired: can't find carmex in backpack
wired: jab pin through carmex; find carmex by stabbing myself
i have la la by ashlee simpson stuck in my head, help
December 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
i have la la by ashlee simpson stuck in my head, help
Mobile games:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
❌ microtransactions
❌ ads
❌ limited lives
❌ rewards are intangible
Crochet:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
✅ no microtransactions
✅ no ads
✅ virtually infinite yarn = virtually infinite lives
✅ you get a toy
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
❌ microtransactions
❌ ads
❌ limited lives
❌ rewards are intangible
Crochet:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
✅ no microtransactions
✅ no ads
✅ virtually infinite yarn = virtually infinite lives
✅ you get a toy
December 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Mobile games:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
❌ microtransactions
❌ ads
❌ limited lives
❌ rewards are intangible
Crochet:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
✅ no microtransactions
✅ no ads
✅ virtually infinite yarn = virtually infinite lives
✅ you get a toy
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
❌ microtransactions
❌ ads
❌ limited lives
❌ rewards are intangible
Crochet:
✅ something to do with your hands when you’re bored
✅ no microtransactions
✅ no ads
✅ virtually infinite yarn = virtually infinite lives
✅ you get a toy
this is what I’ve learned about how to crochet:
1. tie knots
2. tie knots into the knots
3. tie knots until you die
1. tie knots
2. tie knots into the knots
3. tie knots until you die
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
this is what I’ve learned about how to crochet:
1. tie knots
2. tie knots into the knots
3. tie knots until you die
1. tie knots
2. tie knots into the knots
3. tie knots until you die
me looking at the likes i have already somehow
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a large coconut with the words who are you people written below him
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a large coconut with the words who are you people written below him
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
me looking at the likes i have already somehow