Kitsey
@kitsey.bsky.social
American, but in London. Making weird stuff.
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December 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I’m from red country. I know these people. I share their blood. But if I tell you what they’re very clearly going to do I’m a “doomer.” It’s another way to dismiss further discussion about very real and very scary possibilities because to acknowledge that then requires making very difficult choices.
those who predicted authoritarianism were both dismissed, & deeply misunderstood, by the media
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
my latest for @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
The Americans Who Saw All This Coming—but Were Ignored and Maligned
Call them the Cassandras: the people—mostly not white and male—who smelled the fascism all over Trump from jump street. Why were they “alarmists,” and how did “anti-alarmism” become cool?
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m from red country. I know these people. I share their blood. But if I tell you what they’re very clearly going to do I’m a “doomer.” It’s another way to dismiss further discussion about very real and very scary possibilities because to acknowledge that then requires making very difficult choices.
I try to be a good ally so my first thought on reading this headline was of a different kind of passing. Which, hey - maybe he is. 🤷♀️
Caleb Williams' quest for better passing accuracy took a different turn Sunday in the Chicago Bears' 31-28 win over Pittsburgh.
Bears QB Caleb Williams maintaining focus going into matchup against Eagles
Caleb Williams’ quest for better passing accuracy took a different turn Sunday in the Chicago Bears’ 31-28 win over Pittsburgh.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I try to be a good ally so my first thought on reading this headline was of a different kind of passing. Which, hey - maybe he is. 🤷♀️
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
Oh, what the hell. Gotta go with these four #5debutalbums00-04
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights (2002)
Electrelane - The Power Out (2004)
The Strokes - Is This It? (2001)
Mr. Airplane Man - Moanin’ (2002)
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights (2002)
Electrelane - The Power Out (2004)
The Strokes - Is This It? (2001)
Mr. Airplane Man - Moanin’ (2002)
What’s the greatest debut album of all time? Who hit the ground running straight away and delivered an album truly exceptional at the first time of asking? Well let’s find out, it’s time to play #5debutalbums We’ll be splitting the rounds into 5 years periods Pre ‘65, 65-69, 70-74, 75-79 etc….
September 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh, what the hell. Gotta go with these four #5debutalbums00-04
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights (2002)
Electrelane - The Power Out (2004)
The Strokes - Is This It? (2001)
Mr. Airplane Man - Moanin’ (2002)
Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights (2002)
Electrelane - The Power Out (2004)
The Strokes - Is This It? (2001)
Mr. Airplane Man - Moanin’ (2002)
A woman with five pounds of fillers in her face tells you proudly of her natural childbirth, and other adventures in motherhood in 2025.
August 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A woman with five pounds of fillers in her face tells you proudly of her natural childbirth, and other adventures in motherhood in 2025.
Hello, I’m a scientist in a film. My lab is flush with money which I’ve spent on huge panels of colorful blinking lights, several chimpanzees, and an array of absolutely basic microscopes. My whiteboard notes feature carbons with five bonds and several unbalanced chemical equations.
Hello, I'm a historian in a film. I am teaching a college course in American history, and for a lecture midway through the semester I have written the words "Spanish-American War," "New Deal," and "17th Amendment" on the chalkboard, and nothing else.
Hello, I'm a philosophy professor in a film. I am incredibly pompous and use big words in incomprehensible ways. I have absolutely NO sense of humor. I am also so thoroughly clueless that it's a wonder I can tie my shoelaces in the morning.
July 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hello, I’m a scientist in a film. My lab is flush with money which I’ve spent on huge panels of colorful blinking lights, several chimpanzees, and an array of absolutely basic microscopes. My whiteboard notes feature carbons with five bonds and several unbalanced chemical equations.
This is a great story. My introduction to Tom Lehrer came from a friend singing “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” while we were not poisoning pigeons in the park. I immediately checked out his boxed set from the library. Sad to hear of his passing.
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is a great story. My introduction to Tom Lehrer came from a friend singing “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” while we were not poisoning pigeons in the park. I immediately checked out his boxed set from the library. Sad to hear of his passing.
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Getting ready for date night! 🥰
July 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Getting ready for date night! 🥰
It’s 2:30 in the morning and the bar has just closed. My car is shit but Paranoid is blasting and we’re all singing. We are young, poor, and bored but we have each other - and #Ozzy. RIP.
July 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s 2:30 in the morning and the bar has just closed. My car is shit but Paranoid is blasting and we’re all singing. We are young, poor, and bored but we have each other - and #Ozzy. RIP.
I cracked this joke six days ago but the joke is on me because now I’ve had this song in my head for nearly a week now. 😑
July 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I cracked this joke six days ago but the joke is on me because now I’ve had this song in my head for nearly a week now. 😑
Sitting here in the wee hours listening to my newborn’s little sleep sounds and I’m just so sad about the world he’s going to grow up in.
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sitting here in the wee hours listening to my newborn’s little sleep sounds and I’m just so sad about the world he’s going to grow up in.
Fuck every single one of these motherfuckers.
House Republicans give a big group thumbs up after passing Trump's big bill
July 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fuck every single one of these motherfuckers.
Don’t forget to check his papers, or just send him to El Salvador either way. Whatever.
June 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Don’t forget to check his papers, or just send him to El Salvador either way. Whatever.
Jeez, it’s almost as though they think they’ll never have to face a free and fair election again.
June 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Jeez, it’s almost as though they think they’ll never have to face a free and fair election again.
Well, he would know, right?
Putin said the US military action was an "absolutely unprovoked aggression against Iran."
Putin breaks silence on US bombing of Iran
www.newsweek.com
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Well, he would know, right?
Prehensile boobs. Is this anything?
June 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Prehensile boobs. Is this anything?
Read the first update on the Guardian today and istfg I think I’m going to go insane. Why is one ok and the other not? (Spoiler alert: neither is ok!)
June 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Read the first update on the Guardian today and istfg I think I’m going to go insane. Why is one ok and the other not? (Spoiler alert: neither is ok!)
The UK takes a lot of shit - some deserved, some not - but they also get plenty of stuff right. I’m thrilled to now be living in a country that still respects women’s reproductive rights. A bit of good news in these bleak times.
MPs vote to decriminalise abortion in step forward for reproductive rights
Amendment to crime and policing bill will change law to end prosecution of women who terminate pregnancies
www.theguardian.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The UK takes a lot of shit - some deserved, some not - but they also get plenty of stuff right. I’m thrilled to now be living in a country that still respects women’s reproductive rights. A bit of good news in these bleak times.
Do you think this is what he had in mind? I do.
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Do you think this is what he had in mind? I do.
Ok, we get it, oarfish. You can stop killing yourselves en masse now.
Rarely seen metres-long ‘doomsday’ oarfish washes up on Tasmania’s wild west coast
‘King of herrings’ is one of ocean’s longest fish and can grow to eight metres long, living at depths up to 500m in the open sea
www.theguardian.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Ok, we get it, oarfish. You can stop killing yourselves en masse now.
Imagine changing your life’s trajectory because you’re consumed by genetically engineering furries.
May 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Imagine changing your life’s trajectory because you’re consumed by genetically engineering furries.