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Oh you don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day? Lots of people don’t have a shark for shark week, check your privilege.
February 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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happy valentine's day everyone♥️
February 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
After watching every episode at least ten times my toddler and I find that Peppa pig is actually full of animal cruelty, fat shaming, outdated gender roles. In today's essay I will...
February 12, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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“You’re annoying me” from other languages...
 
5. You’re putting a pea up my nose (Finnish)
4. You’re pulling me out of my watermelons (Romanian)
3. You’re running on my bean (French)
2. You’re getting on my cookie (German)
1. You’re making smoke belch from the seven orifices of my head (Chinese)
January 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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A list of old slang for being drunk (and its first recorded use)
 
8. Full to the bow tie (1959)
7. Whittled as a penguin (1906)
6. Plum full of bug juice (1894)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (1880)
4. Malty (1811)
3. Coming home by the villages (1770)
2. Drunk as a wheelbarrow (1675)
1. Bumpsy (1611)
December 31, 2023 at 12:44 PM
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December 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Warte bis das im Feed eines ultrarechten Ortskaisers auftaucht
December 27, 2023 at 5:37 PM