Kiwifunknuckle (He/Kiwi)
@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social
The original and only Kiwifunknuckle. Small flightless bird that lays one mother of an egg. Based in South East Queensland.
Husband and carer =, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer.
https://kiwifunknuckle.com
Husband and carer =, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer.
https://kiwifunknuckle.com
Watched this.
Kill me now.
Kill me now.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Watched this.
Kill me now.
Kill me now.
This is the tree Mrs K has been trying to grow as a Christmas tree and our real one last night.
Mrs K today. My poor little tree is sad so I’ll decorate it anyway.
Mrs K today. My poor little tree is sad so I’ll decorate it anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This is the tree Mrs K has been trying to grow as a Christmas tree and our real one last night.
Mrs K today. My poor little tree is sad so I’ll decorate it anyway.
Mrs K today. My poor little tree is sad so I’ll decorate it anyway.
Ffs USA. Get a grip. Shows how addicted many are to the gas-guzzling wank tanks.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ffs USA. Get a grip. Shows how addicted many are to the gas-guzzling wank tanks.
5 flights landed. I think I'll be waiting a while.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
5 flights landed. I think I'll be waiting a while.
Been using Claude AI to refine my novel outline. Lmao 😂😂😂😂
The AI response cracks me up.
The AI response cracks me up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Been using Claude AI to refine my novel outline. Lmao 😂😂😂😂
The AI response cracks me up.
The AI response cracks me up.
Watching Mr 20's flight home. Sad about this. Will go pick him up.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Watching Mr 20's flight home. Sad about this. Will go pick him up.
I'm bored. Scraping the Australian Lotto results again...
People tell me it's random.
I say SO AM I!!!
People tell me it's random.
I say SO AM I!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I'm bored. Scraping the Australian Lotto results again...
People tell me it's random.
I say SO AM I!!!
People tell me it's random.
I say SO AM I!!!
Waiting for 6”2 1/2 Mr 23 to come home to do the top. Will tidy up the bottom. Need a trip to Spotlight for some green material.
Mrs K is happy again. She was murmuring stupid tree all morning.
Mrs K is happy again. She was murmuring stupid tree all morning.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Waiting for 6”2 1/2 Mr 23 to come home to do the top. Will tidy up the bottom. Need a trip to Spotlight for some green material.
Mrs K is happy again. She was murmuring stupid tree all morning.
Mrs K is happy again. She was murmuring stupid tree all morning.
FFS. This is a delivery today. On the mailbox, not at the back or near the front door.
1-star review and a complaint.
1-star review and a complaint.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
FFS. This is a delivery today. On the mailbox, not at the back or near the front door.
1-star review and a complaint.
1-star review and a complaint.
Mr 23 is at work. Mr 20 is in Hong Kong on his way home. Setting the re-bauble mood.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Mr 23 is at work. Mr 20 is in Hong Kong on his way home. Setting the re-bauble mood.
I woke up to scream and the crash of baubles. The base is useless for this-sized tree. Mrs K is sad she has to start again. Asking for some help this time.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I woke up to scream and the crash of baubles. The base is useless for this-sized tree. Mrs K is sad she has to start again. Asking for some help this time.
I asked AI to update our home so if looked like Trump had done the make over and MAGA would respect us.
This was the update.
This was the update.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I asked AI to update our home so if looked like Trump had done the make over and MAGA would respect us.
This was the update.
This was the update.
Interesting results of the immigration policy of the Trump administration.
Very little in the MSM.
1/2
Very little in the MSM.
1/2
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Interesting results of the immigration policy of the Trump administration.
Very little in the MSM.
1/2
Very little in the MSM.
1/2
This weather is nuts!
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This weather is nuts!
Snack time.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Snack time.
It’s going to take a few days but Mrs K is enjoying decorating the tree. She wants to do it by herself.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s going to take a few days but Mrs K is enjoying decorating the tree. She wants to do it by herself.
Lmao. Was asking the honey guy about bees swarming. He is in his 70s.
When the new queen is born she kills all the other queens in cells then leaves the hive and has a good old gang bang.
Comes back to the hive and never leaves again.
😂😂😂😂😂
When the new queen is born she kills all the other queens in cells then leaves the hive and has a good old gang bang.
Comes back to the hive and never leaves again.
😂😂😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Lmao. Was asking the honey guy about bees swarming. He is in his 70s.
When the new queen is born she kills all the other queens in cells then leaves the hive and has a good old gang bang.
Comes back to the hive and never leaves again.
😂😂😂😂😂
When the new queen is born she kills all the other queens in cells then leaves the hive and has a good old gang bang.
Comes back to the hive and never leaves again.
😂😂😂😂😂
We need this for the Christmas tree apparently. Helps it absorb the water.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We need this for the Christmas tree apparently. Helps it absorb the water.
I took this with an Olympus OM-10. Best photo I have ever taken.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I took this with an Olympus OM-10. Best photo I have ever taken.
TFIF!!! Cheers tweeps.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
TFIF!!! Cheers tweeps.
Great news.
It fits.
More photos to come as Mrs K puts on the value of a small country's GDP in baubles on it.
It fits.
More photos to come as Mrs K puts on the value of a small country's GDP in baubles on it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Great news.
It fits.
More photos to come as Mrs K puts on the value of a small country's GDP in baubles on it.
It fits.
More photos to come as Mrs K puts on the value of a small country's GDP in baubles on it.
When you post about giving up, your overpriced 8ft Christmas tree is delivered in an attempt to disrupt your negative perspective.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
When you post about giving up, your overpriced 8ft Christmas tree is delivered in an attempt to disrupt your negative perspective.
Is this inappropriate dress to pick up my grieving son from the airport on Sunday, Midnight?
See other threads.
See other threads.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Is this inappropriate dress to pick up my grieving son from the airport on Sunday, Midnight?
See other threads.
See other threads.
Mr 20's friend, who had cancer, passed away this week. He is on a trip to Europe but has cut it short to come home.
I'm torn. I wanted him to finish his trip, but I understand he wants to come home to grieve. I'm losing hope and regret having kids.
I'm torn. I wanted him to finish his trip, but I understand he wants to come home to grieve. I'm losing hope and regret having kids.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Mr 20's friend, who had cancer, passed away this week. He is on a trip to Europe but has cut it short to come home.
I'm torn. I wanted him to finish his trip, but I understand he wants to come home to grieve. I'm losing hope and regret having kids.
I'm torn. I wanted him to finish his trip, but I understand he wants to come home to grieve. I'm losing hope and regret having kids.