the roofster 🔞
@kiwiroof.bsky.social
i post sfw/nsfw art and writing and ramblethoughts. I love bees, macro, omni, girlcock and I need to fuck Ridley bad
lowkey Bigender. Depends on who im talking to. Safe to call me they/them
lowkey Bigender. Depends on who im talking to. Safe to call me they/them
image that will unfortunately kill scolipedefuckers from blood spilling into their bonars
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
image that will unfortunately kill scolipedefuckers from blood spilling into their bonars
me at 4am thinking how im finna depict a paradox since all of the particles in existence would also include my boobs (my boobs have grown slightly due to stress)
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
me at 4am thinking how im finna depict a paradox since all of the particles in existence would also include my boobs (my boobs have grown slightly due to stress)
(Has to pretend to act sad)
(Is a really good actor, has been keeping it up for 24 years)
(Is a really good actor, has been keeping it up for 24 years)
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
(Has to pretend to act sad)
(Is a really good actor, has been keeping it up for 24 years)
(Is a really good actor, has been keeping it up for 24 years)
(Reality warp sound effect)
After all, only a miserable bitch would have such huge honkers, right? That’s why I don’t just have small boobs, I have *no* boobs at all. I’m just so smug and right and happy all the time.
After all, only a miserable bitch would have such huge honkers, right? That’s why I don’t just have small boobs, I have *no* boobs at all. I’m just so smug and right and happy all the time.
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
(Reality warp sound effect)
After all, only a miserable bitch would have such huge honkers, right? That’s why I don’t just have small boobs, I have *no* boobs at all. I’m just so smug and right and happy all the time.
After all, only a miserable bitch would have such huge honkers, right? That’s why I don’t just have small boobs, I have *no* boobs at all. I’m just so smug and right and happy all the time.
Damn, I must have small boobs then. Hehe, not!
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Damn, I must have small boobs then. Hehe, not!
They’re often saying this about women who have done nothing wrong
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
They’re often saying this about women who have done nothing wrong
Why do I need to fuck her so bad
September 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Why do I need to fuck her so bad
Eureka and her favorite wife Sigourney have a little chat at the galactic scale once Siggy accidentally gets so horny she swells into the universe around them. Eureka naturally matches this height to console her!
Art from the lovely @softineon.bsky.social with text written by me!
#macro #sizesky
Art from the lovely @softineon.bsky.social with text written by me!
#macro #sizesky
August 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Eureka and her favorite wife Sigourney have a little chat at the galactic scale once Siggy accidentally gets so horny she swells into the universe around them. Eureka naturally matches this height to console her!
Art from the lovely @softineon.bsky.social with text written by me!
#macro #sizesky
Art from the lovely @softineon.bsky.social with text written by me!
#macro #sizesky
As far as I'm aware this attribute theft set isn't anywhere on the site
August 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As far as I'm aware this attribute theft set isn't anywhere on the site
Me when I find the spaghetti and soda that graced Sylvia’s hands and mouth
August 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me when I find the spaghetti and soda that graced Sylvia’s hands and mouth
The personality that shines through your pieces really made me a fan back in the day. The girldick'd koopalings from bowletta saga especially was so peak. The little added descriptions were just the cherry on top.
July 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The personality that shines through your pieces really made me a fan back in the day. The girldick'd koopalings from bowletta saga especially was so peak. The little added descriptions were just the cherry on top.
The first Eureka story of many to focus on an offspring of Eureka, that being her daughter with self-esteem issues who wears a box on her head, Bocks!
...There's something wrong with the weather.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61531792
#omni #sizesky
...There's something wrong with the weather.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61531792
#omni #sizesky
July 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The first Eureka story of many to focus on an offspring of Eureka, that being her daughter with self-esteem issues who wears a box on her head, Bocks!
...There's something wrong with the weather.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61531792
#omni #sizesky
...There's something wrong with the weather.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61531792
#omni #sizesky
oop, looks like she missed a pair. Not for much longer though :]
June 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
oop, looks like she missed a pair. Not for much longer though :]
Waltz Haynes, a 1st gen Eureka daughter, once awoke within a solar system sized dumpster, lying atop hundreds of planets that had gone bankrupt in Eureka's casino universes. She smacked her lips woozily and scratched bits of planet from the ass crease in her tight cocktail dress.
She was washed.
She was washed.
June 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Waltz Haynes, a 1st gen Eureka daughter, once awoke within a solar system sized dumpster, lying atop hundreds of planets that had gone bankrupt in Eureka's casino universes. She smacked her lips woozily and scratched bits of planet from the ass crease in her tight cocktail dress.
She was washed.
She was washed.
Another Eureka story! This time a bit of a jump into the future! 639 parts to be exact! That's the beauty of this bee, folks. You never know exactly where her story's going.
“I may have gone too far in a few places” - George Lucas
www.furaffinity.net/view/61261074/
#macro #sizesky
“I may have gone too far in a few places” - George Lucas
www.furaffinity.net/view/61261074/
#macro #sizesky
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Another Eureka story! This time a bit of a jump into the future! 639 parts to be exact! That's the beauty of this bee, folks. You never know exactly where her story's going.
“I may have gone too far in a few places” - George Lucas
www.furaffinity.net/view/61261074/
#macro #sizesky
“I may have gone too far in a few places” - George Lucas
www.furaffinity.net/view/61261074/
#macro #sizesky
For those looking to continue the descent into the evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, here's more!
Fuck remastered, Part 2 of Eureka's story has been REMISTRESSED!
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61187643/
#girlcock #transwoman #destruction #death #pheromones
Fuck remastered, Part 2 of Eureka's story has been REMISTRESSED!
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61187643/
#girlcock #transwoman #destruction #death #pheromones
June 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For those looking to continue the descent into the evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, here's more!
Fuck remastered, Part 2 of Eureka's story has been REMISTRESSED!
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61187643/
#girlcock #transwoman #destruction #death #pheromones
Fuck remastered, Part 2 of Eureka's story has been REMISTRESSED!
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61187643/
#girlcock #transwoman #destruction #death #pheromones
Page 7, The Passport
Mymyana meets a border control entity and gets confused a little.
(also, Lace and Lunara suggested the hair, so that's what that comment refers to!)
Mymyana meets a border control entity and gets confused a little.
(also, Lace and Lunara suggested the hair, so that's what that comment refers to!)
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Page 7, The Passport
Mymyana meets a border control entity and gets confused a little.
(also, Lace and Lunara suggested the hair, so that's what that comment refers to!)
Mymyana meets a border control entity and gets confused a little.
(also, Lace and Lunara suggested the hair, so that's what that comment refers to!)
For those looking to get into the deranged evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, you need only to start HERE!
Part 1 of Eureka's story has been REMASTERED, and I think it's the perfect opportunity to share it with the bsky peeps :]
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61186802/
Part 1 of Eureka's story has been REMASTERED, and I think it's the perfect opportunity to share it with the bsky peeps :]
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61186802/
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For those looking to get into the deranged evilhypertransgirlcapitalist nature of the EUREKAVERSE, you need only to start HERE!
Part 1 of Eureka's story has been REMASTERED, and I think it's the perfect opportunity to share it with the bsky peeps :]
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61186802/
Part 1 of Eureka's story has been REMASTERED, and I think it's the perfect opportunity to share it with the bsky peeps :]
Read it here!
www.furaffinity.net/view/61186802/
Page 6, A Fellow Trekker From The Stars
Moopsie!
Moopsie!
June 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Page 6, A Fellow Trekker From The Stars
Moopsie!
Moopsie!
Page 5, New Binoculars!
Seems like Mymyana has had some real good luck lately on her expedition! The same cannot be said for Atravero...
Seems like Mymyana has had some real good luck lately on her expedition! The same cannot be said for Atravero...
June 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Page 5, New Binoculars!
Seems like Mymyana has had some real good luck lately on her expedition! The same cannot be said for Atravero...
Seems like Mymyana has had some real good luck lately on her expedition! The same cannot be said for Atravero...
Page 4, Exotic!
Mymyana catalogues some cool discoveries, including a self-titled "god" named Atravero!
Mymyana catalogues some cool discoveries, including a self-titled "god" named Atravero!
June 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Page 4, Exotic!
Mymyana catalogues some cool discoveries, including a self-titled "god" named Atravero!
Mymyana catalogues some cool discoveries, including a self-titled "god" named Atravero!
Page 3, Boots
Mymyana is taking a bit of a breather day... but she did find some loot!
Mymyana is taking a bit of a breather day... but she did find some loot!
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Page 3, Boots
Mymyana is taking a bit of a breather day... but she did find some loot!
Mymyana is taking a bit of a breather day... but she did find some loot!
Page 2, Discovery!
Our intrepid adventurer finds herself at a fantastic picture opportunity! She even got all the way to the writing phase before her single braincell succumbed to the inevitable lovecraftian effects of the monolith before her. Proud of her!
Our intrepid adventurer finds herself at a fantastic picture opportunity! She even got all the way to the writing phase before her single braincell succumbed to the inevitable lovecraftian effects of the monolith before her. Proud of her!
May 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Page 2, Discovery!
Our intrepid adventurer finds herself at a fantastic picture opportunity! She even got all the way to the writing phase before her single braincell succumbed to the inevitable lovecraftian effects of the monolith before her. Proud of her!
Our intrepid adventurer finds herself at a fantastic picture opportunity! She even got all the way to the writing phase before her single braincell succumbed to the inevitable lovecraftian effects of the monolith before her. Proud of her!
Page 1, Backpack!
Meet Mymyana and her unique body!
Meet Mymyana and her unique body!
May 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Page 1, Backpack!
Meet Mymyana and her unique body!
Meet Mymyana and her unique body!