Christie
@kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
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in the 99th percentile for height and nonsense it’s always clinical genetics in drosphiladelphia my opinions are also your own (because I am extremely correct)
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when the predicted protein model is a total disaster
zinc finger homunculus that says “it feels like you fucked this up”
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being my lil brother means getting the fanciest version of a practical birthday present every single year, and everybody knows that 30 is when your adult set of luggage starts to come in
my “little” brother is much taller than me and also very 30 years old all of sudden. I got him a monogram Louis Vuitton garment bag as per the law
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
couldn’t be me, yall stay safe out there though
sharpie-drawn graffiti on tile that says:

“Work really hard and one day this
can be you”


A headstone is drawn underneath that says:

RIP
Worked
Really hard
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
relieved to see the government finally taking action on this issue
govedits.bsky.social
Backstreet Boys Wikipedia article edited anonymously from U.S. Department Of Defense Education Activity on Sep 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM EDT.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=1313443852&oldid=None
Screenshot of edit for Backstreet Boys
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
i like what I like and I like it to be everywhere
one of my chrome lifesize hand shaped doorknobs antique gold schiap figural hand belt white jeans printed with greyscale grabby hands reaching up set of antique Victorian gold figural hand clasp rings
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
oh my god oh my god oh my god THE HAND BAG IS FINALLY HEREEREEEE

schiap always comes through 😍
Schiaparelli black and gold exaggerated cutout dress with a threaded gold chain belt and large padlock. the clutch bag is a literal “hands clasped” clutch; the model’s hand is holding the bag via a figural gold life size hand with clear crystal fingernails COMPUTER ENHANCE

close up on the gold fingers and crystal nails on the figural hand bag Schiaparelli complete look 37 from ss26
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WHERE IS ALL THE BIZARRE INTERESTING SHIT
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ss26 lightboxes are letting me down big time so far 😩

so much droopy recycled minimalism and for what????

plus there’s a glut of grotesquely exhumed and reanimated carcasses of major house Y2K silhouettes along with the annual explosion of near-identical trench coats

Seriously Not Doing It For Me
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internethippo.bsky.social
I love going to the grocery store and spending $80 on a bunch of bullshit I hate
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
broke: breakfast for dinner
woke: 6:45am lasagna
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heaven has once again smiled upon me in the form of ridiculous goofy bullshit
Black lv luggage tag with custom monogram. the front reads “WTF” in light pink, and that sits above “FML” in dark pink
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when it’s 4am and there’s something new to read about porins
SpongeBob fish guy with a sexy sly look oh his face
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
(this is very cool and I’m interested to see where it goes)
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
timing dumpling’s lake walks so we can also watch the people having a super overt affair in the parking area
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
DEVASTATING: how I’m going to look in this ridiculous handsy romper
a black sheer mesh long sleeve romper with black solid vinyl hands sewn on to cover the the crotch and boobs
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
I guess any dog is a purse dog if the bag is big enough
Dumpling is trying to lay in a big black and white slouchy leather bag, possibly trying to use it as camouflage since he hates going outside and walking on wet grass. he clearly has no respect for the house of balenciaga, nor for my time
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internethippo.bsky.social
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
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kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
a 7-part shirtless photo carousel while I’m in public is completely diabolical, 5/5 stars I need to be restrained
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
pre workout is so great, it’s like “what if your blood could be full of little bits of glass”
kjerstiekeland.bsky.social
it’s September 22, do you know where your Wawa hot turkey bowl is