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klementine 🍑
@klem.nya.pub
26yo anarcho-communist trans bastard girl
she/they
18+, sometimes NSFW, MDNI

gamer, computer god worshipper, wuhluhwuh, cheeseburger, Black Sabbath's 1975 album Sabotage, and uh
Pinned
this is what I look like, i'm a trans woman, she/they pronouns, do not be mean or i'll piss everywhere!
this is me btw
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oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Here’s an idea: we build a society where people aren’t rich and can’t buy private islands and have private planes
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
what if 2 goofy bitches kissed every time they laughed at an inside joke

okay now who wants to be the other goofy bitch and get married?
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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if you think im annoying just kill me
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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hey chat what's the name for when you admire someone so much that you're scared of them not liking you so you play it cool but then they think you don't like them but they admire you so much that they're scared of you not liking them so they play it cool but then you think they don't like you
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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i will never let the US department of state manufacture my consent to go to war with latin america because i KNOW who has been there for me as the only torrent seed in my times of great need and that i will never forget that.
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
that's not sneaky link, that's my jack link, she stays jerkin my beef
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Random sketches in my bullet journal.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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real world i kinda lean toward monogamy, but that might just be because it's hard enough to develop real romantic attachment for me. it's usually a somewhat long-term process and i'm not good at not just rushing in and then burning out. my best relationships are friends first with no intentions
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i made an nsfw account for future nudes, lewds, etc.

someone go objectify me immediately or i'll piss everywhere.

actually, i won't if you don't!
anyone like girls with facial hair? 🥺
im only a bottom socially, I promise 🙂‍↕️
#nsfw #trans #tgirl #lovergirl #nudes #fullybricked
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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who wanna be my godwyn and get turned golden?
feel like elden ring, i just pissed a torrent
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
feel like elden ring, i just pissed a torrent
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Remember to go to @acvalens.net for all my smut (I switched @‘s recently)
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I had assumed after senate democrats publicly conspired to destroy any leverage they had by voting to pass Trump's godawful bill to reopen the government, I would finally stop having to hear about how they are brave and good and will save us all, but it appears that is not the case
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I don’t really consider mamdani to be a traitor I just think reformists theory of societal change is wrong
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
don't call yourself a lesbian if you didn't want to fuck the fallout 3 raiders with the alt hairstyles
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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BILL CLINTON DID NOT SUCK HIMSELF OFF
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr... GAMES FOR FREAKS VOL 3 NOW AVAILABLE
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM