Joel
@kloppocalpyse.bsky.social
Liverpool fan, cheesehead, amateur chef, professional lawyer.
Group J plucky underdog
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Group J plucky underdog
Make him watch a pile of cowboy hats being burnt
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Make him watch a pile of cowboy hats being burnt
Always love a good halll
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Always love a good halll
It's always this scene
a man in a car says " the machine knows "
ALT: a man in a car says " the machine knows "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It's always this scene
That's why ai will save us, you know
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That's why ai will save us, you know
Listen I worked both sides of the window I yelled at my share of expos for not running the god damn plates but nothing is stuck in my mind more than the kitchen arguing and not cooking food and I'm staring at a million tickets
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Listen I worked both sides of the window I yelled at my share of expos for not running the god damn plates but nothing is stuck in my mind more than the kitchen arguing and not cooking food and I'm staring at a million tickets
Still have a recurring nightmare of being expo and the printer throwing out tickets continually but my rack is already full and nothing is coming in the window from the kitchen
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Still have a recurring nightmare of being expo and the printer throwing out tickets continually but my rack is already full and nothing is coming in the window from the kitchen
It absolutely is Enron, all these companies are shifting their huge debt financing off corporate books so they can make the books look better to get more financing. Putting the assets and revenues on the books and tucking all the liabilities away in individual spvs, classic horseshit
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It absolutely is Enron, all these companies are shifting their huge debt financing off corporate books so they can make the books look better to get more financing. Putting the assets and revenues on the books and tucking all the liabilities away in individual spvs, classic horseshit
I will concede the point that hammocks are great but the rest of this is absolute peak white people nonsense
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will concede the point that hammocks are great but the rest of this is absolute peak white people nonsense
Brings back some good memories
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brings back some good memories
What's worrying to me is it doesn't seem like we've seen the manager making changes to things. We're just doing the same tactics and waiting for players to do magic.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
What's worrying to me is it doesn't seem like we've seen the manager making changes to things. We're just doing the same tactics and waiting for players to do magic.
I don't mean that they're bad-they both even looked great the first 25. more that our tactics are banking on the wide players to do amazing things constantly but that isn't mo nor gakpo's game right now. We're not playing to our own strengths at all
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't mean that they're bad-they both even looked great the first 25. more that our tactics are banking on the wide players to do amazing things constantly but that isn't mo nor gakpo's game right now. We're not playing to our own strengths at all
Playing where you're set up to have two wide guys stretched and expected to cook 1v1 but you're using Gakpo and geriatric Mo Salah for those roles is really a choice
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Playing where you're set up to have two wide guys stretched and expected to cook 1v1 but you're using Gakpo and geriatric Mo Salah for those roles is really a choice
That's not how this works and you know it
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
That's not how this works and you know it
If you were a real G, you'd just have a cigarette break for the duration
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you were a real G, you'd just have a cigarette break for the duration