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K Lynn Patterson
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Lawyer, Writer, Transplanted Texan. Queer. She/Her
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Chipmunk has a job, and it’s to take socks and stuffed to the backyard:
Tiny dog with octopus dog toy in his mouth. He’s standing next to a stuffy mastodon and a single giant sock. He’s outside, and you can see grass, a trampoline, and a lemon tree in the background. Tiny fog with a giant sock in his mouth. He’s on a bed, plotting. Tiny dog standing and looking directly at the camera. He’s outside has a dinosaur stuffy in his mouth. He’s outside and on a concrete pad. Stuffies strewn across some cardboard that’s covering the garden. The stuffies have frost on them.
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Moonlight.
Poster from the movie moonlight.
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Post a picture you took
Log (or big branch) covered in lichen or mushrooms
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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::nods::
A black and white photo. On the left hand side, Audra McDonald stands, her face turned to gaze into Anne Hathaway’s eyes, her left hand tenderly touching the side of Anne Hathaways face. Anne Hathaway is looking at Audra McDonald, anguish writ on her face- Audra’s left hand is grasping a sword, and she’s pointing that sword at Raul Esparza, who is behind Anne, and flung backwards. Anne stands between them, her hand holding Audra’s sword hand. Anne is dressed in masculine military attire; Audra is wearing a white dress. Her right hand grasps a sword that is pointed at Text below from https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/this-pride-lets-celebrate-the-hottest-image-of-alltime-anne-hathaway-raul-esparza-audra-mcdonald.php See this right here? This is the sexiest image ever taken. No hyperbole, 100% objective, this is the universal truth of the world. Death, taxes, and this photograph. If you see this pic on your Twitter feed, you must share it within 30 seconds or risk bad luck for the rest of your day. I don’t make the rules. The photo rules all… For those not in the know, this is Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway, and Raul Esparza in a production of Twelfth Night from 2009, hosted as part of New York City’s annual Shakespeare in the Park celebrations. This version of the play was positively reviewed and seems to have been pretty popular with Broadway nerds. Its most enduring element, however, is its promotional images like the one above… Anne Hathaway in drag, torn between two gorgeous Broadway legends, a sword adding some danger and phallic energy to the menage a trois. It’s Audra getting the kiss while Raul just clings on for dear life, and Annie is confused, aroused, and probably thinking, ‘Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here.’ It doesn’t hurt that all three actors are extremely gorgeous, radiating both charisma and that theatre kid earnestness that feels so at home with queer Shakespearean drama.
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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Definitely snuggled this bestest boy today.
Tiny dog standing on some cardboard amidst some green weeds. He’s holding a blue octopus dog toy in his mouth, there’s a mastodon toy at his feet, and a giant sock is laying in the yard just beyond that. (He steals my sleeping slippers and leaves them in the yard)
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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We (wife, 6yo, 9yo) made an impromptu 12-layer rainbow jello on NYE. Feels like good vibes for the new year.
It’s a square of jello w 12 layers. Each color has a clear layer and a yogurt layer- purple on the bottom and then blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. It’s a square of jello w 12 layers, and a piece cut off to show off the layers. Each color has a clear layer and a yogurt layer- purple on the bottom and then blue, green, yellow, orange, and red.
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Hrmph. Tracks, but hrmph
“Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go.” My screenshot is melancholic
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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I have no textile skills, BUT my 2026 goal is to learn to embroider sufficiently so that I can (with decent skill) embroider Ms Pac-Man chasing a few ghosts under the collar of this shirt I got for my birthday.

I think I’d have bits of them peeking out in places, but mostly it would be a
It’s a folded Imogene + Willie pearl snap button denim shirt.
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Post an iconic brunette. 🖤

Twofer:
Paul Newman and Elizabeth Taylor from cat on a hot tin roof. Paul Newman is in the foreground, his eyes stare in the distance. It’s almost a glare. Both hands grasp a drink. He’s dressed in a blue robe. Elizabeth Taylor is behind him, grasping his left shoulder with both hands, trying to look at him.
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A little coloring to bring some calm to the chaos:
From the coloring book bramble hedge. It shows the mouse basil laying amongst some berries and holding a cup. This picture just has the berries lightly colored. Same picture, but the berries are now colored a darker shade of wine. There is variation within the colors. Finished coloring. Basil has a solid blue top, and his pants are striped in different colors of blue.
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Rainbow tunnel of lights over a sidewalk in a neighborhood
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Joan Cusak in Addams family values:
Joan Cusak with short, straight blond hair, wearing a feathery white thong, while holding a skull.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Joan Cusak in working girl:
Joan Cusak with giant 80s hair, epic blue and brown eyeshadow.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Kings quest III:
A three headed green dragon looms over a princess who is tied to a tree (rosella). Our hero, gwydion, is in the lower right. He is invisible, which is depicted by him having lines through him. This is a game from 1986, so graphics are pixelated.
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Poster for the last seduction. The poster shows Linda fiorintino looking down, at what we’re not shown. She has a cigarette dangling from her mouth, smoke floating in front of her face. Her long dark hair falls forward, covering the left side of her face.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Original 1976 poster for Freaky Friday starring Barbara Harris, Jodie Foster, and John Astin. The poster is drawn (not a photo) and features scenes from the movie. 1995 television move poster of Freaky Friday, starring Shelley Long and GAby Hoffman. I don't think you could get a more 1995 cast. 2003 Freaky Friday Poster featuring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. 2025 Freakier Friday poster featuring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The Village.
Screenshot of joaquin phoenix in a forest. He is wearing a mustard yellow cloak, and painting a tree with yellow paint.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Slay the spire
Picture of the watcher from “slay the spire.” They are wearing a purple robe, and it looks as though wind is whipping around them. Their hair is up, and has a blue tint. They’re holding a golden staff, with a red gemstone set in the top of the staff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I’d stopped playing slay the spire, but it has sucked me back in.
Image of the starting screen for the watcher character in slay the spire. Picture shows that ascension level 9 is unlocked.
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Slay the spire is probably closest at 111.
Slay the spire stats screen. -total playtime- 111 hours, 3 min, 41s -total victories: 23 Total deaths: 70 Total floors climbed: 3426 Total bosses slain: 162 Total enemies slain: 3978 Cards discovered: 366/370 Cards unlocked: 36/36 Relics discovered: 174/178 Relics unlocked: 24/24 Fastest victory: 1 hour, 6 min, 46s
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Quest for Glory 4, shadows of darkness.
Still for QfG IV. The hero is chained in a dungeon, about to be “tortured.”
September 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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SO YOU SEE, WHITE AMERICANS LOVE SOCIALIST CONCEPTS, SO LONG AS NON-WHITE FOLKS DON'T BENEFIT. THAT'S WHY FDR WAS ABLE TO CREATE SUCH A BROAD COALITION. NOW, ONCE LBJ AND THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT EXTENDED THOSE BENEFITS TO BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE IT BECAME "BAD."

NOW THAT THEY'VE UNDONE MUCH OF...
Girl explaining meme - A young man is standing and looking into the distance, as though he sees his fleeting life flashing before his eyes. A young woman stands next to him, one arm casually hooked around his neck; the other pointing haphazardly in the distance. She is not looking in the direction of her pointed arm; she is looking at the man, her mouth wide open. He is pointedly not looking at her.
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Practical Magic. This is OFFENSIVE to my generation.
Screenshot from rotten tomatoes showing that Practical Magic has a 26% score.
September 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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This video is misleading. Dogs do not need to be gone from you for days to be this excited.

Chipmunks current record is 10 minutes. I’ll be gone for TEN MINUTES, and he acts like he hasn’t seen me for weeks. It’s the best.
Tiny dog in a tiny sweatshirt standing on a puzzling table looking like he wished he could lick your face.
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Looking for a basic black bow tie on poshmark and came across... this. Eternity for men not included. I must assume that this seller is shooting for an audience that is not me.
A satin bow tie casually draped on top of a bottle of Eternity for Men. To add to the hilarity, the cologne is face down.
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM