K Lynn Patterson
@klpatauthor.bsky.social
Lawyer, Writer, Transplanted Texan. Queer. She/Her
God I love a Cohen Brothers comedy.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
God I love a Cohen Brothers comedy.
I was not prepared, and this was an amazing payoff.
Swifties - get in formation and bring your pegs.
He finished his statement in tears, whispering, "I hope."
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was not prepared, and this was an amazing payoff.
I can't express how much this succinctly describes a concept I have failed several times to describe at all.
colonization baby. denies you entry to the juke space.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I can't express how much this succinctly describes a concept I have failed several times to describe at all.
Every year, my mom (now in her 70s) announces that she must make *her* grandmother's asparagus casserole, which I tbf was probably super fancy at some point in the distant past when canned asparagus was considered a delicacy? Maybe? This is pretty close to
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November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every year, my mom (now in her 70s) announces that she must make *her* grandmother's asparagus casserole, which I tbf was probably super fancy at some point in the distant past when canned asparagus was considered a delicacy? Maybe? This is pretty close to
www.midcenturymenu.com/asparagus-ca...
www.midcenturymenu.com/asparagus-ca...
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 NOW! - Side Quested Webcomic
Yes, finally! You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 wherever books are sold! Here are convenient links to some of the big stores (but your local indie brick-and-mortar store will also…
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November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
PRE-ORDER NOW IF 100 OF YOU SHOW ME RECEIPTS I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S HOUSE
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not sure how i'm supposed to be taking the Star Wars movie ranking discourse seriously when Wrath of Khan doesn't seem to have made ANY of the major lists
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
not sure how i'm supposed to be taking the Star Wars movie ranking discourse seriously when Wrath of Khan doesn't seem to have made ANY of the major lists
Love this concept. I'm in. Lowkey reminds me of Defending Your Life, which is one of my favorite Meryl Streep comedies. (It's gotten less love than other throwbacks like Death Becomes Her, but it's a solid entry.)
I do want to see Eternity tho.
Such a cool concept for a movie. Your 1st husband dying while you're very young and then your 2nd husband dies later in life and now you have to decide btwn the 2 who you want to spend your afterlife with.
Such a cool concept for a movie. Your 1st husband dying while you're very young and then your 2nd husband dies later in life and now you have to decide btwn the 2 who you want to spend your afterlife with.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Love this concept. I'm in. Lowkey reminds me of Defending Your Life, which is one of my favorite Meryl Streep comedies. (It's gotten less love than other throwbacks like Death Becomes Her, but it's a solid entry.)
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You can find Wearing The Lion at all major book stores and sites! You could even support your local indie by getting it from them in person *or* by ordering through Bookshop.
Wearing the Lion
Check out Wearing the Lion - <b>"This novel effortlessly ascends to the heights of Mount Olympus. Tough and tender and bittersweet. <i>Wearing the Lion</i> establishes Wiswell firmly on the new fantas...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You can find Wearing The Lion at all major book stores and sites! You could even support your local indie by getting it from them in person *or* by ordering through Bookshop.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Memory unlocked. I had completely forgotten about this game.
Wizards and Warriors
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Memory unlocked. I had completely forgotten about this game.
I was describing this movie to someone the other day, and was reminded of how delightfully dark it is. And just a great cast. It’s one of my top Alison Janney roles for sure.
Drop Dead Gorgeous
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was describing this movie to someone the other day, and was reminded of how delightfully dark it is. And just a great cast. It’s one of my top Alison Janney roles for sure.
Heck yeah. I forgot about his part. Hard agree.
Dead Again.
He’s not the star, and it’s probably not my favorite of his performances, but it’s my favorite movie that he’s in.
He’s not the star, and it’s probably not my favorite of his performances, but it’s my favorite movie that he’s in.
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film?
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Heck yeah. I forgot about his part. Hard agree.
Slay the spire
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Slay the spire
Or a kid under 8.
Siri, show me a product designed by someone who has never owned a cat
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Or a kid under 8.
Man, I almost cried at this. I'm still haunted by an opinion that was in my... Crim Pro textbook (?) where officers had shot a dog, and each heading of the opinion was a dog themed joke.
Also, someone in the comments mentioned that this is a better use of judicial resources than Trump stuff...
Also, someone in the comments mentioned that this is a better use of judicial resources than Trump stuff...
VC David gets an entry in the unofficial Delaware Footnote Hall of Fame
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Man, I almost cried at this. I'm still haunted by an opinion that was in my... Crim Pro textbook (?) where officers had shot a dog, and each heading of the opinion was a dog themed joke.
Also, someone in the comments mentioned that this is a better use of judicial resources than Trump stuff...
Also, someone in the comments mentioned that this is a better use of judicial resources than Trump stuff...
Also, all I can think of is brain worms, whale carcasses, and dead bears.
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also, all I can think of is brain worms, whale carcasses, and dead bears.
I do not have a coffee table. Real life would be kids artwork and "the Week" magazine (kids magazine) scattered about amongst the mess.
Ugh. I am actually currently reading "Sister Outsider" by Audre Lorde, an illustrated copy of Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce, and the Menopause Manifesto.
Ugh. I am actually currently reading "Sister Outsider" by Audre Lorde, an illustrated copy of Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce, and the Menopause Manifesto.
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I do not have a coffee table. Real life would be kids artwork and "the Week" magazine (kids magazine) scattered about amongst the mess.
Ugh. I am actually currently reading "Sister Outsider" by Audre Lorde, an illustrated copy of Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce, and the Menopause Manifesto.
Ugh. I am actually currently reading "Sister Outsider" by Audre Lorde, an illustrated copy of Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce, and the Menopause Manifesto.
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Ah, the homeowner’s favorite phrase heading into three solid days of rain: “water damage.”
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In case anyone wants to help out by buying a book, now’s an excellent time: oliviawaite.com/books
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ah, the homeowner’s favorite phrase heading into three solid days of rain: “water damage.”
In case anyone wants to help out by buying a book, now’s an excellent time: oliviawaite.com/books
In case anyone wants to help out by buying a book, now’s an excellent time: oliviawaite.com/books
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I’m going to think about watching this moment unfold in real time for a long time.
for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...
for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m going to think about watching this moment unfold in real time for a long time.
for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...
for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...
And it feels like this feeling has been an animating force since the Great Recession, and is one of the reasons people will say that "both parties are the same."
During the Great Recession, both parties bailed out the banks, and the banks turned around and foreclosed on people's houses.
During the Great Recession, both parties bailed out the banks, and the banks turned around and foreclosed on people's houses.
The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And it feels like this feeling has been an animating force since the Great Recession, and is one of the reasons people will say that "both parties are the same."
During the Great Recession, both parties bailed out the banks, and the banks turned around and foreclosed on people's houses.
During the Great Recession, both parties bailed out the banks, and the banks turned around and foreclosed on people's houses.
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When your husband is lost at sea so your mourn and grieve but then you get remarried because someone’s got to provide for these kids but then your first husband miraculously returns from the dead
this dummy has one ever had one toy he cared about—pooh bear—until we lost it about a year and a half ago. it took him another six months before he landed on gumby. well, we found pooh behind some furniture, and now whenever he’s in the room with both he loses his mind and just starts whimpering.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
When your husband is lost at sea so your mourn and grieve but then you get remarried because someone’s got to provide for these kids but then your first husband miraculously returns from the dead
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Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich