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Clean, Old Fashioned Hatin' Ass Mondo™
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my spiritual forefathers are john rawls
and robin goodfellow
go dawgs (go dwags)
Pinned
100% the moment i lost it
we made it fam
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
going back in time to let college mondo, who is booty dancing at the club, about this moment to his absolute disbelief
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
busta still got it but my man looks like tracy jordan’s stunt double
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
who the fuck is conan gray no i will not “google it” fuck you
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
child asking me how i know shaggy
a lion says do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written .
Alt: a lion says do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i showed this to my wife and child happy thanksgiving everyone
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
oooop
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What does it sound like when RFK Jr. bellows

wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[obligatory stock photo]
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
assuming spur just recited the only desserts he's ever heard of here
Maybe a hot take but all pie is good pie. And pie is better than cake. Or cookies. Or ice cream. It is the best dessert ever.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
why does this dude look so pissed
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
the child has been granted permission to sleep in the lounge/guest bedroom this week and we may never see her again
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ROBERT MICHAEL BOBO PLEASE TAKE NOTE
I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
DOINK
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
it is done
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
GRAVY. JUST GRAVY.

everything else is mere a vehicle for GRAVY.
I am also curious what your one non-negotiable Thanksgiving item is.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
screaming “OH SHIT SHE FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT” at my wife so loud that it set off the noise alert on my watch*

*we are playing bananagrams with a 10yo
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
does the drivers seat of a vw on GA400 count

(never buying an atlanta united publix sub ever again)
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
go dawgs 👍😭👍
@justtmill.bsky.social @ramsandhoosiers.bsky.social
The Indiana schools all together is a biblical event
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
OH SHIT WORKIN DAWKINS INTO A LATHER HERE FOLKS
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
recumbent bicyclists make me irrationally angry
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Clean, Old Fashioned Hatin' Ass Mondo™
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
imagine if, with your dying breath, all you could muster was "she piannissimoed on her arapeggio until i swell"
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM