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✨️Please boost🙏🏾 for my friend, one of the several thousands of Black women who has their job impacted by this administration.
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Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
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sometimes if you take a rock song and just sing it acapella, you'll be like this sounds very very black. then you'll read something like "this 90s hit is actually a negro lullaby and first recorded by alfreda 'fish fry' jones from mooringsport, louisiana in 1899."
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sometimes if you take a rock song and just sing it acapella, you'll be like this sounds very very black. then you'll read something like "this 90s hit is actually a negro lullaby and first recorded by alfreda 'fish fry' jones from mooringsport, louisiana in 1899."
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the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
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I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
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The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The same road this picture was taken.
My neighborhood.
My neighborhood.
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Would it kill somebody to say “Nancy is not stupid.” It pains me to see the WH press corps just accept the abuse. Sends the wrong image to Americans and the world IMHO.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Would it kill somebody to say “Nancy is not stupid.” It pains me to see the WH press corps just accept the abuse. Sends the wrong image to Americans and the world IMHO.
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nbd sobbing over this pic of a firefighter rescuing someone’s cat from the hong kong fire
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
nbd sobbing over this pic of a firefighter rescuing someone’s cat from the hong kong fire
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
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Your bannermen are lecherous and ill bred, m’lord. They deign to vape within your very halls.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Your bannermen are lecherous and ill bred, m’lord. They deign to vape within your very halls.
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Bottom line, Supes has some weird hangups about marriage and it's probably best if we just avoid the subject altogether. Ask Jimmy Olsen if you don't believe me.
![Cover from the December 1966 issue of "Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen" titled "The Bride of Jungle Jimmy." Olsen is wearing a yellow loincloth and is putting a ring on the finger of a gorilla, who is wearing a wedding veil.
JIMMY: SUPERMAN—this joke has gone far enough. I don't want to marry a female KING KONG!
SUPERMAN [wearing a headdress and stirring a cauldron]: Sorry, Jimmy, but as local witch doctor, I now pronounce you MAN and WIFE!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfu3g33r6zyy334dm2w5naio/bafkreihb5jhgvghnpnojgvp3kytioyiykqarwsvkj6nvbezjbuhmwci6z4@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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OMG, THEY WERE LANNISTERS?!
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
OMG, THEY WERE LANNISTERS?!
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If my partner dressed up like Batwoman I’d ask her normal questions like “is this a sex thing?” and “is this because you’re struggling with the loss of your aunt who helped raise you? Why can’t you talk to me Elise? No I don’t feel entitled to know everything but I’m entitled to care, dammit Elise”
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If my partner dressed up like Batwoman I’d ask her normal questions like “is this a sex thing?” and “is this because you’re struggling with the loss of your aunt who helped raise you? Why can’t you talk to me Elise? No I don’t feel entitled to know everything but I’m entitled to care, dammit Elise”
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“Lois you’re wearing a Batwoman costume does that mean you love Batman and intend to marry him?”
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“Lois you’re wearing a Batwoman costume does that mean you love Batman and intend to marry him?”
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
What a weird question! Especially from someone who knows both a Supergirl and a Superdog who dress up like him
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I assume the same of anybody wearing a Batman costume
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I assume the same of anybody wearing a Batman costume
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Power move by Lois
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Power move by Lois
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November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I released three new designs that I love very much so please share and tell ppl to shop with a playa 🥹🫶🏾 tysm!
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Nothing’s gonna beat the time a family member told me he loved my work on “Jackoff Horseman”, though
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nothing’s gonna beat the time a family member told me he loved my work on “Jackoff Horseman”, though
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Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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Can someone show the White House Press Corpse a montage of the reporters who covered previous administrations, the ones who weren't complete cowards?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can someone show the White House Press Corpse a montage of the reporters who covered previous administrations, the ones who weren't complete cowards?
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With ALT. This is legitimately terrifying. This is a MASSIVE escalation of violent anti-immigrant rhetoric and policies.
It’s almost as if they knew unleashing the military into American cities would lead to violence and they were already planning to use that violence to justify this.
It’s almost as if they knew unleashing the military into American cities would lead to violence and they were already planning to use that violence to justify this.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
With ALT. This is legitimately terrifying. This is a MASSIVE escalation of violent anti-immigrant rhetoric and policies.
It’s almost as if they knew unleashing the military into American cities would lead to violence and they were already planning to use that violence to justify this.
It’s almost as if they knew unleashing the military into American cities would lead to violence and they were already planning to use that violence to justify this.
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My god I am sometimes stunned by how many elaborate systems sprang up because people couldn’t stop being weird about sex
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My god I am sometimes stunned by how many elaborate systems sprang up because people couldn’t stop being weird about sex