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Chubby Leopard
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Always. Source. Your. Enchanted. Crabs. From. Ethical. Vendors.

Backyard enchanted crab breeding is cruel and harmful to the enchanted crabs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I don’t acknowledge SHIT first. U like met u gotta say it first. Miss me? Say it first, love me? SAY. IT. FIRST. I’m not putting myself out there no more . I need to make sure I’m walking into safe territory first before I do ANTHING. Cuz imma be mad I do it first and he gives not one fuck
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.5: Food Dessertion” ❤️🙂👍🏾
A cake baked with who oranges, rinds still on inside of it A gelatonous aspic pie A can of baked beans with a hot dog straw and whipped cream with sprinkles A dish called Ranginak
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.4: Puckered Asserole” ❤️🙂👍🏾
A casserole with eggs and olives A green bean casserole with Cheerios on the top instead of onions A casserole. I have no idea what is in this. It is a complete mess. A green bean casserole with green pimento olives on top that looks like it’s sitting in a yellow sludge with whole eggs, bobbing up and down in it
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.3: Nasty Majesty” ❤️🙂👍🏾
A horribly unpacked raw turkey that has been stuffed with prunes, and the plastic is still around it Turkey slices covered with gravy and wrapped in a roll of stuffing sitting neatly in a baking dish “This was so easy and cheap. Bought turkey from Delhi (sliced at 3). Stuffed with stove top stuffing and topped with turkey gravy. Baked for 20 min. Serve with veggie and cranberry sauce. So good!” A turkey cake and cupcakes made to look like a penis next to a burnt dry turkey that looks like it’s been hollowed out Another turkey cake that somehow looks both like a penis and a turd
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.2: Electric Boogalunacy” ❤️🙂👍🏾
An aspic made of assorted gelatinous vegetables A pink cake made to look like a malformed dog. Its ears are all strawberries A thanksgiving plate where everything is mashed together: cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes, broccoli casserole, mac & cheese, and What looks like an entire boiled onion sits beneath the pile A head crab turkey with what looks like a roll of sausage is coming out of its ass and crab legs meant to resemble regular legs
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM