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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
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The mascot for Air Do (an airline based in Hokkaido, Japan) is Bear Do, a friendly polar bear.
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The mascot for Air Do (an airline based in Hokkaido, Japan) is Bear Do, a friendly polar bear.
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Astonished Idiot
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Astonished Idiot
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Deciding "beans" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been turned on by your Hispanic boyfriends and it SHOWS.
February 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Deciding "beans" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been turned on by your Hispanic boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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So um... There's a kobold that keeps on setting off Geiger Counters. They swear that they didn't eat any radioactive rocks, but I'm not so sure if I believe that. 🤔
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
So um... There's a kobold that keeps on setting off Geiger Counters. They swear that they didn't eat any radioactive rocks, but I'm not so sure if I believe that. 🤔
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You expect aromantics to care about Boomer entitlement?
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
You expect aromantics to care about Boomer entitlement?
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This is—ironically enough—what I am talking about.
RW voters who demand their bigotries be accommodated are never "radical" or "throwing a tantrum." No—those are "swing voters" to pursue, even as they fail to show up time & again. The goal here isn't a bigger tent, but to prevent movement leftward.
RW voters who demand their bigotries be accommodated are never "radical" or "throwing a tantrum." No—those are "swing voters" to pursue, even as they fail to show up time & again. The goal here isn't a bigger tent, but to prevent movement leftward.
February 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
This is—ironically enough—what I am talking about.
RW voters who demand their bigotries be accommodated are never "radical" or "throwing a tantrum." No—those are "swing voters" to pursue, even as they fail to show up time & again. The goal here isn't a bigger tent, but to prevent movement leftward.
RW voters who demand their bigotries be accommodated are never "radical" or "throwing a tantrum." No—those are "swing voters" to pursue, even as they fail to show up time & again. The goal here isn't a bigger tent, but to prevent movement leftward.
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I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
One of the interesting things this time around is just how hollow the whole thing sounds. In the past, people have been able to use the empty concept of electability to anoint and position the person they demanded, but now that Republicans are getting obliterated everywhere, that doesn't work.
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
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INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
February 16, 2026 at 10:56 AM
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
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Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.
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This is how Steve met Brad...
February 16, 2026 at 11:21 AM
This is how Steve met Brad...
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
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走る犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. A very energetic 17-year-old!
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. A very energetic 17-year-old!
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
走る犬🐶
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. A very energetic 17-year-old!
Good morning! Masuke is doing well again this morning. A very energetic 17-year-old!
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Happy Valentine's Day🫶
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Happy Valentine's Day🫶
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あさんぼする犬🐶
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I went for a morning walk! Today's forecast says Tokyo will warm up. Is spring just around the corner?
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I went for a morning walk! Today's forecast says Tokyo will warm up. Is spring just around the corner?
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
あさんぼする犬🐶
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I went for a morning walk! Today's forecast says Tokyo will warm up. Is spring just around the corner?
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I went for a morning walk! Today's forecast says Tokyo will warm up. Is spring just around the corner?
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寝る準備する犬🐶
GoodNight🖐️
GoodNight🖐️
February 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
寝る準備する犬🐶
GoodNight🖐️
GoodNight🖐️
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I really notable thing about THE WITCHER series of books is that it is chock full of the best names. There’s a worm of a mage named Artaud Terranova.
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I really notable thing about THE WITCHER series of books is that it is chock full of the best names. There’s a worm of a mage named Artaud Terranova.
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ai guys???? they wanted to do stuff with ai that was too much for AI GUYS???????
"None of the big AI labs are your friends so don’t get too excited, but the Pentagon is, according to an anonymously sourced Axios story, threatening to quit using Anthropic AI tools because of the company’s insistence on maintaining some limitations on how the military uses its models."
Pentagon Reportedly Hopping Mad at Anthropic for Not Blindly Supporting Everything Military Does
Autonomous drone swarms and mass surveillance are apparently big sticking points for the AI colossus.
gizmodo.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ai guys???? they wanted to do stuff with ai that was too much for AI GUYS???????