Smash
@smashpro1.bsky.social
The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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it would be fun to be a dragon that makes a hoard museum
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
it would be fun to be a dragon that makes a hoard museum
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this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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anyway im gonna search pornhub for "hugging" and then go to bed, as is the custom of my people
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
anyway im gonna search pornhub for "hugging" and then go to bed, as is the custom of my people
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*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
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That Kristi Noem propaganda ad playing while I was watching Inglorious Basterds was kinda on the nose, HBO
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
That Kristi Noem propaganda ad playing while I was watching Inglorious Basterds was kinda on the nose, HBO
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i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman
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thius app has the BALLS to ask me "what's up"
the ceiling. clearly
the ceiling. clearly
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
thius app has the BALLS to ask me "what's up"
the ceiling. clearly
the ceiling. clearly
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Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 2
Episode 2
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 2
Episode 2
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In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking
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Charles Epstein Cheese
Just finding out now that the CEO of Chuck E Cheese is mentioned in the Epstein Files
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Charles Epstein Cheese
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If you think using the r-word is cool you should take a good, hard look at who also really likes using it and reconsider
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If you think using the r-word is cool you should take a good, hard look at who also really likes using it and reconsider
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My take: what the fuck are you talking about dude
US won’t be ‘caretakers’ of West’s ‘managed decline’, Rubio warns in Munich speech - latest
US won’t be ‘caretakers’ of West’s ‘managed decline’, Rubio warns in Munich: Live
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio told security summit that the US wants ‘allies who can defend themselves’
www.independent.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My take: what the fuck are you talking about dude
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its so funny how everyone around charlie just saw him as a giant cartoon steak
Turning Point USA is allegedly "purging" staffers, after Candace Owens's crazy theories about TPUSA's involvement in Charlie Kirk's murder started to catch on with their own employees.
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
My latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/candace-ow...
Candace Owens Gets Inside TPUSA’s Head
Her nutty theories about the killing of Charlie Kirk have won over some of his organization’s employees.
www.thebulwark.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
its so funny how everyone around charlie just saw him as a giant cartoon steak
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Americans would rather write fanfiction than go to therapy
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Americans would rather write fanfiction than go to therapy
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Last night @bijan.bsky.social sent me this and there hasn’t been a moment I’ve been away where I haven’t been thinking about “those boys are shelf stable”
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Last night @bijan.bsky.social sent me this and there hasn’t been a moment I’ve been away where I haven’t been thinking about “those boys are shelf stable”
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I think it’s important to go to a state fair every now and then so you can see how big livestock are, but also how mean and stupid all birds are. Really makes you feel better about eating them.
I have no doubt that If It Came Down To Me Or It I could kill a turkey (or Canada goose) with my bare hands. But only a fool would seek out that confrontation while going about their life in urban America in 2026.
This guy's at work for God's sake!
This guy's at work for God's sake!
That is the attitude of someone who has never seen how big a turkey is in person, or is a liar.
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I think it’s important to go to a state fair every now and then so you can see how big livestock are, but also how mean and stupid all birds are. Really makes you feel better about eating them.
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Damn, I don’t think you could write something more contemptuous and inaccurate about farming in America if you tried. Have you been to a farm recently? That shits all automated and they’re heavily subsidized by the Feds. You’re making up a subsistence farmer to get mad at. Weird stuff.
Your average rural 50 y/o farmer or horse trainer isn’t on Bluesky seeking the opinions of enlightened liberals.
They’re watching football and 70’s/80’s reruns on TV and getting shitfaced so they can face another day of manual labor tomorrow.
They’re watching football and 70’s/80’s reruns on TV and getting shitfaced so they can face another day of manual labor tomorrow.
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Damn, I don’t think you could write something more contemptuous and inaccurate about farming in America if you tried. Have you been to a farm recently? That shits all automated and they’re heavily subsidized by the Feds. You’re making up a subsistence farmer to get mad at. Weird stuff.
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When you think of it, Gladio is big mad and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper atheist movement should seek to abolish it.
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
When you think of it, Gladio is big mad and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper atheist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Muta scale: Dumb, doesn't even pay tribute to the greatest blade job of all time (Jay Briscoe)
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Bayne is Hogan levels of orange.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Muta scale: Dumb, doesn't even pay tribute to the greatest blade job of all time (Jay Briscoe)
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
