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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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I really notable thing about THE WITCHER series of books is that it is chock full of the best names. There’s a worm of a mage named Artaud Terranova.
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I really notable thing about THE WITCHER series of books is that it is chock full of the best names. There’s a worm of a mage named Artaud Terranova.
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ai guys???? they wanted to do stuff with ai that was too much for AI GUYS???????
"None of the big AI labs are your friends so don’t get too excited, but the Pentagon is, according to an anonymously sourced Axios story, threatening to quit using Anthropic AI tools because of the company’s insistence on maintaining some limitations on how the military uses its models."
Pentagon Reportedly Hopping Mad at Anthropic for Not Blindly Supporting Everything Military Does
Autonomous drone swarms and mass surveillance are apparently big sticking points for the AI colossus.
gizmodo.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ai guys???? they wanted to do stuff with ai that was too much for AI GUYS???????
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everyone has to minmax their entertainment spending because rent is $2000/month and every game developer can't make their inflated budget back because rent was $2000/month during development
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
everyone has to minmax their entertainment spending because rent is $2000/month and every game developer can't make their inflated budget back because rent was $2000/month during development
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fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.
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I know it's meant in good faith but "if we just made smaller scope games and charged 20-40 dollars for them it would fix the industry" is very funny to me. indies release like 20 of those a week on steam. are you buying them? is the industry fixed? no? hm. sounds like you need a different solution
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I know it's meant in good faith but "if we just made smaller scope games and charged 20-40 dollars for them it would fix the industry" is very funny to me. indies release like 20 of those a week on steam. are you buying them? is the industry fixed? no? hm. sounds like you need a different solution
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look man i’m sorry but you can’t come over anymore until you promise to stop giving my homunculus cigarettes. his little body can’t take it. last night he went through nicotine withdrawals so bad he almost spontaneously combusted
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
look man i’m sorry but you can’t come over anymore until you promise to stop giving my homunculus cigarettes. his little body can’t take it. last night he went through nicotine withdrawals so bad he almost spontaneously combusted
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correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time
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my opinion about whether democrats should aggressively gerrymander every possible house seat is the same as my opinion about taking a knife away from a guy who has spent the last thirty years stabbing people to death with it
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
my opinion about whether democrats should aggressively gerrymander every possible house seat is the same as my opinion about taking a knife away from a guy who has spent the last thirty years stabbing people to death with it
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PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.
February 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.
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Buddhist women who date vegan men expose them to Buddhist culture and body positivity.
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Buddhist women who date vegan men expose them to Buddhist culture and body positivity.
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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This is the way it should be. Let the old guard pave the way for the new when it comes to reprising legacy characters. AI is nothing but a soulless dead end for creativity.
‘The Simpsons’ voice actress Nancy Cartwright says she doesn’t want to be replaced by AI when she retires:
“I think I would choose a successor [instead of AI], and I’ll tell you why, because AI has no heart and I think that’s a missing ingredient.”
“I think I would choose a successor [instead of AI], and I’ll tell you why, because AI has no heart and I think that’s a missing ingredient.”
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is the way it should be. Let the old guard pave the way for the new when it comes to reprising legacy characters. AI is nothing but a soulless dead end for creativity.
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Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are only going to get more competitive now that they both are focusing on the moon, columnist Tim Higgins writes.
Bezos vs. Musk: The New Billionaire Battle for the Moon
Elon Musk has changed his focus from Mars to a lunar base, going head to head with Jeff Bezos
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Imagine if they got more competitive about curing diseases or some shit like that instead of this stupid shit that sucks
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Perfect screenshot
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Perfect screenshot
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In a recent bit of news, Grasshopper Manufacture is promising a second game for 2026, and Suda reiterated that Romeo is a Dead Man is getting ported to Switch 2.
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February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
In a recent bit of news, Grasshopper Manufacture is promising a second game for 2026, and Suda reiterated that Romeo is a Dead Man is getting ported to Switch 2.
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I will never vote for Peter Thiel.
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I will never vote for Peter Thiel.
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If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
February 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
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I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
"Americans are to a greater and lesser extent all psychologically traumatized from watching more than a million Americans die from COVID, and explain that general sense of malaise through economic sentiment" has always struck me as a parsimonious explanation.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
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Furries and trans people are the decomposers of the internet food chain. They eat the rot so that the grass may grow, and everyone who benefits from them calls them yucky
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Furries and trans people are the decomposers of the internet food chain. They eat the rot so that the grass may grow, and everyone who benefits from them calls them yucky
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And now we're the Place for Sports!
Bluesky: The Place for Sports
Bluesky: The Place for Sports
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
And now we're the Place for Sports!
Bluesky: The Place for Sports
Bluesky: The Place for Sports