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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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Muta scale: Dumb, doesn't even pay tribute to the greatest blade job of all time (Jay Briscoe)
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Bayne is Hogan levels of orange.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Muta scale: Dumb, doesn't even pay tribute to the greatest blade job of all time (Jay Briscoe)
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
Hogan scale: Smart, discusses useful information on how orange someone is.
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the area on a bowling ball between the thumb hole and finger holes is called the perineum
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
the area on a bowling ball between the thumb hole and finger holes is called the perineum
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What you don't do is start by saying you're fine with the guy feeding trans people to the leopards and then, when trans people say they won't vote to be fed to leopards, respond by saying "well the other guy wants to feed you AND OTHERS to the leopards. So get on board, bud."
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What you don't do is start by saying you're fine with the guy feeding trans people to the leopards and then, when trans people say they won't vote to be fed to leopards, respond by saying "well the other guy wants to feed you AND OTHERS to the leopards. So get on board, bud."
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The reality, of course, is that it's the job of a politician to win votes in a democracy. Like, that's literally how it works. That's the game: "How many people can I convince to vote for me?" And you do that by deliberately picking policy positions, sculpting a personal narrative, endorsements, etc
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The reality, of course, is that it's the job of a politician to win votes in a democracy. Like, that's literally how it works. That's the game: "How many people can I convince to vote for me?" And you do that by deliberately picking policy positions, sculpting a personal narrative, endorsements, etc
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February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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"WWE introduced the world to Bad Bunny" is a line I completely believe they want to convince themselves and everyone else
Maga Eric blasted wbd for "going woke" and defended wwe by saying "they introduced the world to bad bunny" 😆 and of course non stop insults directed at aew, aew fans and wbd. How conrad spends his morning listening to this bitter old man is beyond me. #Aew
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"WWE introduced the world to Bad Bunny" is a line I completely believe they want to convince themselves and everyone else
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The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
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the funniest thing to me about this is that. 14 million of the 17 million switch 2 owners already have mario kart world
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the funniest thing to me about this is that. 14 million of the 17 million switch 2 owners already have mario kart world
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what no I don’t want personalized telecasts I want playing defense to be legal again
Adam Silver: "There's no doubt that AI will have the same impact on sports... how we're going to be able to [hyper-personalize] our telecasts... We're about to witness probably the most significant change, certainly in my lifetime, in how sports are presented." 🏀📺🎙️ #NBA
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
what no I don’t want personalized telecasts I want playing defense to be legal again
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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I always like to tell this story but during WWII, a 23 year old PHD mathematician from Harvard was able to solve the 8th Air Force’s gunnery problem in like 2 months without spending a day in the military (turns out you have to lead your target)
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I always like to tell this story but during WWII, a 23 year old PHD mathematician from Harvard was able to solve the 8th Air Force’s gunnery problem in like 2 months without spending a day in the military (turns out you have to lead your target)
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Into the Breach is $4.49 on US eShop buff.ly/jsx3PvT
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Into the Breach is $4.49 on US eShop buff.ly/jsx3PvT
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Oh look, nuance! It’s nice to see a real outlet write truthfully about why progressive wrestling fans have sought out an alternative wrestling company.
Professional wrestling has always drawn on politics as a source of melodrama. But the chants at a recent AEW match showcase a new, more specific way that wrestling is grappling with politics: https://cnn.it/466VQhI
The shocking, rule-breaking new move in pro wrestling: getting specific about politics | CNN Business
The viral-video chants of “F**k ICE” from the crowd at an All Elite Wrestling bout earlier this month were the latest, loudest sign of a shift within pro wrestling.
www.cnn.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oh look, nuance! It’s nice to see a real outlet write truthfully about why progressive wrestling fans have sought out an alternative wrestling company.
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Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
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Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
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Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
A groundbreaking study released just in time for Valentine’s Day showed that shooting people with arrows does not make them fall in love.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Study: Shooting People With Arrows Does Not Make Them Fall in Love With You
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