Cate Young
@ninjacate.blacksky.app
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writer, critic, producer, full-time bisexual ✨ I used to write about movies. now I make podcasts and write about movies.
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everyone loves us, we're so amazing.
a graphic for the best entertainment podcast nominations at the Ambie awards. the nominees are Infamous, Lemme Say This, Rattled and Shook, Scamfluencers, Kid Nation, The Road to Joni and The Wonder of Stevie.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
"it's for your own good" is a blanket red flag for me tbh. no exceptions.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
lol I just figured out why Tina Fey's character in Soul is called "22"
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hearts530.bsky.social
Well, I didn’t expect to cry today. Reasons why I really need this man in office and also reasons why I’m never fucking leaving this city.
katelynburns.com
I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
ninjacate.blacksky.app
"people live here!"
leatherette.bsky.social
From someone on the ground STOP USING AI
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clairewillett.bsky.social
found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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kendrawrites.com
I'm going to start calling essays like this "odes to whiteness" because the underlying premise is that they are like this because they don't anticipate any social cost to smelling bad.

This one is v. frustrating because it tries to lump in perfumes with the broader (problematic) beauty industry
I’m turning 50 next year. I rarely wear deodorant anymore. Many women I know have stopped, too. We don’t talk about it, but I catch it in the air — a faint musk of onion, goat, curry, mustard, salt, sage, fennel, ozone, and the muddy wet marrow of the earth itself. I’m kind of obsessed with this collective stink: the animal symphony of skin, of women being women, punk and unfiltered, taking up space with their scent. Raw, unapologetic BO. The more I live among it, the more I see it not as a hygiene failure but as a radical act of self-acceptance. It’s not polite, but it’s honest — and that feels hot. Hotter, even, than anything a Guess ad ever promised.
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authorwinifred.blacksky.app
I've never put much stock in the Nobels, except for maybe Toni's, but this is egregious. I knew nothing about this person so I did some digging. I now want to review all winners through an imperialist nation building project lens.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
I like this better than suits. doubles as full body protection.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
it is CRIMINAL the way they hide the good ones!
ninjacate.blacksky.app
sometimes I rewatch old romantic comedies for the nostalgia and then I'm reminded just how violently misogynistic movies used to be! I forgot how bad it was! is this how older feminists feel when we talk about Me Too?
ninjacate.blacksky.app
oh apparently Mariah is doing press because there's a new album? I just figured she's welcome wherever she wants to go and she felt like a little attention.
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TIL I'm a legionnaire of the Antichrist
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saw the trailer for the first time the other day and I said the same thing. loser Maisel?
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ladysummoner.bsky.social
You procrastinate, and then you write the fucking paper the way the gods and nature intended. Several hours before it's due, high off either caffeine, nicotine, sugar, drugs, and PANIC.

Fuck AI.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
ninjacate.blacksky.app
Ariana Grande is the pop star they write into movies about being pop stars.
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chanda.blacksky.app
Mickey 17 was a masterpiece and you guys fucked up by not watching it
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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ouinne.bsky.social
The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
Screenshot of David Simon interview 
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
wait, it just registered that Harvard isn't even in the state of New York. why are they so obsessed with this Ivy specifically?
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I *teach* on an Ivy League campus and I don't care as much about the day-to-day happenings at Harvard as the New York Times.

But the middle-aged white guys who run the paper are obsessed with the campus, almost to the point of creepiness. Harvard ought to get a restraining order.
foofahrah.bsky.social
ive said this before but I cancelled my times subscription when I realized I frankly don’t give a shit about what’s happening on Ivy League campuses
ninjacate.blacksky.app
even more, welcome to the world we told you we'd have if you kept empowering the police.
ninjacate.blacksky.app
the problem with the girlboss wasn't that women had ambition. it was that ambition is a trap and the girlboss is a contributor to her own oppression. instead of changing the world, she optimized her way into it, and ended up with only burnout to show for it. it's just lean in for millennials.