If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____

Tater Tot Casserole & the Thunder game 😍🫡

The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.

My husband fell asleep WHILE I was cooking bacon. I can’t compute how that smell didn’t keep him awake. The smell of bacon could wake me from a coma.

Grocery shopping this morning. Just made a cucumber salad that’ll set in a few hours/a day & about to start making a bulk batch of pasta salad. Laundry done. Load running in the dishwasher. Downstairs swept.
Baby playing drums on my insides.
I feel like superwoman, if only for a today.

LADIES & GENTLEMAN WE HAVE A BUMP

I’ve never been more excited for a job change 😭🥹