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KLURT
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STAY WAKE
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'd buy a cookie and then get to bed at a reasonable hour.
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Aquariums
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
But it's Miami, so it's kind of fun to anyway.

Also, Wake Forest still has a better overall season win percentage than the ACC champ, but finished 11th in conference. This conference is fantastic.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Shit, why do I feel like I'm catching strays here...
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Bathroom
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hang this one up above the dinner table
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Depending on how convenient the location is to you, Lowe's does all that and they are marginally less shitty politically.
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hockey weekend!
We're playing on easy mode though. 1 morning game each day, although tomorrow is 7:45.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
But if engine sound faster, car go faster!
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Are they aware of the works of the lungs?
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This is why you should always cut ties with anybody you've ever known. I am perfectly capable of feeling old all by myself.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's very light on the hockey, and the characters don't convince me that they're hockey players. It's a romance show with hockey as a light backdrop.
Mrs_Tejon likes it though.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We here support Matts getting paid
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well then
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sick tiger battle
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I was wondering if it was just a matter of him knowing *a* way of getting places, but that doesn’t really detract from your original sentiment.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
But to be fair, smaller cars are trickier to get to pass crash testing because you just don’t have as much room for crumple zones.
But Europe has crash requirements too, and they still sell small cars.
The US market is just different. And stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is it me?
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yes, they have no one to blame but themselves if they let “fairness” rob one of their drivers from getting the championship.
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM