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KLURT
@klurt.bsky.social
Professional Mayo Dumper
Boo them.
Throw rotting vegetables at them.
Douse them with cups of questionable liquids.
The International Olympic Committee was forced to ask fans not to boo the U.S. delegation led by Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio during Friday’s opening ceremony for the Milano Cortina Winter Games.

Per The Daily Beast
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If they were the favorites, 1980 wouldn't have been a miracle.
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I've finally found my "I'm just built different" hill to die on.
I think I could last an hour in Microsoft's Anechoic Chamber.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Why does he look like Will Arnett got attacked by bees?
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Was a bit surprised that the office was closed today, until they mentioned that they had to shut down water in one of the buildings because of a leak.
Anyways, we're on day threeve of WFH.
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Wait. It's Groundhog Day today?
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Boooo I can probably get to work just fine tomorrow.
Booooooo
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Can someone let Forsyth County know that they're getting dunked on for their shitty plowing by Davie and Davison Counties.
Davie and Davison!
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Mini and the neighbor kid did a phenomenal job clearing the driveway, but their lack of experience left piles of snow at the end of the driveway.
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We shoveled, and the kids dug out the yard to bury each other.
We’ve got 7 more hours of snow in the forecast.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Just remembered that I had a voucher for new safety shoes from work, so I used that to get myself new snow boots.
Now we won’t get snow for another 3 years.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Athena's first real snow
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Who's ready for a *Hockey Weekend* pivot?
Our trip down to Greenville was postponed to next week because of the forecasted 1-bajillion" of snow this weekend.
HOWEVER, WE'VE DECIDED TO REPLACE THAT WITH A 6:30AM AND 4 OTHER LOCAL GAMES FOR MICRO WE'RE REALLY SMART
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This is the worst month ever
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I see Britta Curl is doubling down on being a piece of shit.
Real cool.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Getting Mini to start practicing his flute today was an ordeal.
He's been playing non-stop for like 45 minutes now.
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Minnesota being so fucking cool is making it really hard to really follow through on my Border Battle hate.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hey, I called that meeting to stop with the emails back and forth, please don't respond to the meeting invite continuing the email chain I'm trying to stop.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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this is only "interesting" in that it demonstrates that kicking a car driving close to you is absolutely a choice one can make instead of shooting the driver in the head
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Surely my current tummy hort is because of my lunch of bagel pizzas and Doritos, and not because I picked up the stomach bug my wife is currently suffering through.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I asked someone for some info related to the work that they do, that I don't have access to.
They have me some into and then sent a second email about how much work I'm making them do when I already know the answer (???).
Do I just forget about it? Or do I go full passive aggressive in response?
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I didn't realize there was a call!
I nearly electrocuted myself on the bare wires in the cord for the industrial space heater my college landlord used to keep my bathroom pipes from freezing.
Since it didn’t make the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Snow Day Special, please enjoy the tale of my grandfather burning half the house down
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I'm sorry, what?
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Death Stranding is a ridiculous game.
I might love it?
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM