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KLURT
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Professional Mayo Dumper
I hear there's some football happening today, but all I see is the Wisconsin hockey teams winning their games a collective 15-3 tonight to wrap up their weekend sweeps.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The new Bauer Graffiti Pulse stick could be the one that could get me to spend a stupid amount of money on a stick
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
To be clear, there is nothing stopping manufacturers from producing little cars. Americans, at large, want bigger cars for a number of reasons.
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This dog will be your best friend, but will not be of any real help in any scenario.
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The coldest F1 race take.
If McLaren takes any strategy other than prioritizing Lando, they are actively backing a Max championship.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sewing with a kitten in the room is like its own form of martial arts.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What are the odds a thing I buy from IG actually shows up, let alone in time for Christmas?
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What are for Christmas movies to know you by? #filmsky

I'm not saving more pictures.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Christmas Story
Klaus
Nightmare Before Christmas
What are four Christmas movies to know you by? #filmsky
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Can I go home yet?
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Every time I look at my calendar I scream internally.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am stupid.
Told Mini's coach that we wouldn't make it to practice tonight because of a science fair at school.
Then looked at the schedule again and figured a way we could go both, and offered it up to Mini. Of course he still wants to go to practice.
I could've had an easy night...
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Did I *need* to buy it?
No.
Did I still buy it?
Very yes.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In other krootin' news, Wisconsin, whatever you're doing with the painted portraits of kroots, stop.
It's like the Ronaldo bust over and over.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh gods yes.
Wake just signed a TE named Maximilian Tillfelot Retsler from Stockholm!
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Maybe I've been under a rock, but does it seem like Heisman talk has been almost non-existent this year?
Who's the favorite?
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Not sure how obscure these are, but probably the most obscure that I own.

I dumped the Mayo.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Scheduling a 7:30am meeting was clearly far too ambitious.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My body seems to be test driving a sinus infection. It's not quite ready to fully commit. Just taking time to really feel it out.
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If I were a smart man, I could've turned that ice in the work parking lot into a few more days off.
But I guess, instead, I'll be figuring out what Past Klurt did to fuck me over today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
They did it!
UNC managed to lose every Big 4 game in 3 consecutive weeks!
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Decided to upgrade the lights this year.

Lights on the upper half of the house will have to come later.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
JFC Wake, hold on to the ball.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching Wisconsin play on the same rink Mini's team was at a couple weeks ago. Considering the offsides calls I've seen so far, they might have the same terrible refs too.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM