Non-Fungible Tolkien
@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
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Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
If y’all wanna pass along any love & hugs to Magnus, it’d be much appreciated. He tore the ligaments in his back left leg and is going in for surgery next week. Vet says recovery looks good because he is big.
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If y’all wanna pass along any love & hugs to Magnus, it’d be much appreciated. He tore the ligaments in his back left leg and is going in for surgery next week. Vet says recovery looks good because he is big.
<Shirley Bassey> …and it’s all justa little bitta hisssstorrrry repeatinnnnnng
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
<Shirley Bassey> …and it’s all justa little bitta hisssstorrrry repeatinnnnnng
More! Man I got somebody all riled up!
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
More! Man I got somebody all riled up!
Must’ve been the 7th dick & fart joke in a single day
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Must’ve been the 7th dick & fart joke in a single day
Word. Makes me think of this:
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Word. Makes me think of this:
Molly snoozing in bed this morning. I swear she’s a teddy bear brought to life
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Molly snoozing in bed this morning. I swear she’s a teddy bear brought to life
“Sir, this annual report your board distributed is just a bunch of scribbles. Can you explain?”
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
“Sir, this annual report your board distributed is just a bunch of scribbles. Can you explain?”
This explains why I found one of THESE in her basement.
It was blinking! There were red lights!
It was blinking! There were red lights!
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This explains why I found one of THESE in her basement.
It was blinking! There were red lights!
It was blinking! There were red lights!
Every time somebody pulls into the elementary or middle school parent pickups in one of those ridiculous trucks, I flash em the ol’ TLJ eyebrow. Like you’re not fooling anyone. That dick microscopic.
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Every time somebody pulls into the elementary or middle school parent pickups in one of those ridiculous trucks, I flash em the ol’ TLJ eyebrow. Like you’re not fooling anyone. That dick microscopic.
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
I roughed out the basic design for a new scratchbuild ship today. Because of the pure leaf tea bottles, I think I’m gonna call it the Bottle Rocket. I’m gonna cover it with plastic greeblies the old school ILM way.
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I roughed out the basic design for a new scratchbuild ship today. Because of the pure leaf tea bottles, I think I’m gonna call it the Bottle Rocket. I’m gonna cover it with plastic greeblies the old school ILM way.
…aaaaaand she’s done! The varnish still needs a day to dry, but everything else is done. I am so happy with the end result. There’s a lot of little bits of cleanup that I probably should have done, but I was doing this for free and for a friend that is not particularly picky.
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
…aaaaaand she’s done! The varnish still needs a day to dry, but everything else is done. I am so happy with the end result. There’s a lot of little bits of cleanup that I probably should have done, but I was doing this for free and for a friend that is not particularly picky.
I wanted a better mount for the Enterprise so I 3D printed a free version of its dedication plaque that I found on Thingiverse. It’s not shoe accurate but it’ll work nicely as a display.
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I wanted a better mount for the Enterprise so I 3D printed a free version of its dedication plaque that I found on Thingiverse. It’s not shoe accurate but it’ll work nicely as a display.
Oh hey, I totally forgot to post these! I figure folks might appreciate and enjoy them. This is one of my daughter’s feeding Mr. Honu, our Russian tortoise. He was the first birthday gift I got from my wife after we got married.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh hey, I totally forgot to post these! I figure folks might appreciate and enjoy them. This is one of my daughter’s feeding Mr. Honu, our Russian tortoise. He was the first birthday gift I got from my wife after we got married.
Once again, The Dude continues to abide. My most stalwart soldier, now 5 years running. Once again many thanks to @peaugh.bsky.social for the excellent suggestion. This thing is such a trooper.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Once again, The Dude continues to abide. My most stalwart soldier, now 5 years running. Once again many thanks to @peaugh.bsky.social for the excellent suggestion. This thing is such a trooper.
A lot of you are really cool. And I love you all. But none of you… Hell, none of us… will ever be this cool.
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
A lot of you are really cool. And I love you all. But none of you… Hell, none of us… will ever be this cool.
Haha I win you lose
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Haha I win you lose
@support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app y’all got a new Alaye scammer on here. Probably wanna get rid of this one. They tried on me and then got pissed off when I called them out.
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
@support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app y’all got a new Alaye scammer on here. Probably wanna get rid of this one. They tried on me and then got pissed off when I called them out.
<straps on Numenorian helm>
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
<straps on Numenorian helm>
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS
“Ve have found the nuclear wessel. And sir. It is Enterprise.”
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“Ve have found the nuclear wessel. And sir. It is Enterprise.”
I literally cannot release this stocking clamp or the ship will fly apart! Or, in reality, since AMT/Ertl has been issuing the same model kit since 1993, the mold is a little bit loose goosy these days. Nothing Loctite and a clamp can’t fix…
January 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I literally cannot release this stocking clamp or the ship will fly apart! Or, in reality, since AMT/Ertl has been issuing the same model kit since 1993, the mold is a little bit loose goosy these days. Nothing Loctite and a clamp can’t fix…
I even fixed the torn decal. Hand painted it back in. It’s not perfect but I’m ok with that.
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I even fixed the torn decal. Hand painted it back in. It’s not perfect but I’m ok with that.