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@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
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Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab56epejdpe
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
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@kn3rds.bsky.social
· May 30
Revising my pin. Here’s the slop I block because it’s omnipresent across all social media and I am *NOT* here for it:
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
- Trump media (including news articles showing his face)
- AI slop and AI evangelists (go fucking pick up a pencil)
- Liberal classism (if you’re blue and rich, you’re not blue)
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there's wine and then there's B̴̢̥̤͚͚͔̣̪͖̻͑̅́͑͊̈̎̚L̵̗͖͚̗̦̳̏̾̏͒́̀̚O̵̬͔̣̪̟̳̞͓͙̍̈́̑̚̕͜͝Ö̴̰́̓̋͐͂͋̋̕D̶̥̺͈̈́̄͊̈́̋͛́̉ ̸̠̼̠͕̝̻̝̮̻̀̂͆O̶͔̭̙̞͒͝F̶̛͇̼̫̫̻̆͆̆̈̃ ̸̛̪̊̇͒̀̽͂̐̚̚C̸̡̠͉̱̈́̔Ḥ̷̝͊̏͗́̚̚R̷̢̤̞͖̟̭̭̊̒̏I̸͔̜͗Š̴͈̘̮̤͉̬̹͚̌̽͗͊͌̚̚T̷͎̼̜̹̣̟̗̮̋̀̔̐̚͜͜
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
there's wine and then there's B̴̢̥̤͚͚͔̣̪͖̻͑̅́͑͊̈̎̚L̵̗͖͚̗̦̳̏̾̏͒́̀̚O̵̬͔̣̪̟̳̞͓͙̍̈́̑̚̕͜͝Ö̴̰́̓̋͐͂͋̋̕D̶̥̺͈̈́̄͊̈́̋͛́̉ ̸̠̼̠͕̝̻̝̮̻̀̂͆O̶͔̭̙̞͒͝F̶̛͇̼̫̫̻̆͆̆̈̃ ̸̛̪̊̇͒̀̽͂̐̚̚C̸̡̠͉̱̈́̔Ḥ̷̝͊̏͗́̚̚R̷̢̤̞͖̟̭̭̊̒̏I̸͔̜͗Š̴͈̘̮̤͉̬̹͚̌̽͗͊͌̚̚T̷͎̼̜̹̣̟̗̮̋̀̔̐̚͜͜
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You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You can tell how hard I’m procrastinating because I’m posting hot takes on Bluesky.
So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Me: Hello IT, please add this dude to access this internal company wiki
IT: Why?
Me: because he is engr and I am engr and he is on project blah and I am lead on project blah and here is my approval etc
IT: Who do you need added?
Me: <links dude’s profile>
IT: …and why does he need access?
Me:
IT: Why?
Me: because he is engr and I am engr and he is on project blah and I am lead on project blah and here is my approval etc
IT: Who do you need added?
Me: <links dude’s profile>
IT: …and why does he need access?
Me:
a stuffed monkey with a crown on its head is looking at the camera with its mouth open .
ALT: a stuffed monkey with a crown on its head is looking at the camera with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me: Hello IT, please add this dude to access this internal company wiki
IT: Why?
Me: because he is engr and I am engr and he is on project blah and I am lead on project blah and here is my approval etc
IT: Who do you need added?
Me: <links dude’s profile>
IT: …and why does he need access?
Me:
IT: Why?
Me: because he is engr and I am engr and he is on project blah and I am lead on project blah and here is my approval etc
IT: Who do you need added?
Me: <links dude’s profile>
IT: …and why does he need access?
Me:
Ah yes, 3:45pm in the afternoon.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ah yes, 3:45pm in the afternoon.
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It is, of course, made in the style of a missing page from the classic Franz Joseph Technical Manual. This photo shows a WIP version from before I found a better font match. Also, here's a blueprint wallpaper version. [2/2]
October 2, 2024 at 10:35 AM
It is, of course, made in the style of a missing page from the classic Franz Joseph Technical Manual. This photo shows a WIP version from before I found a better font match. Also, here's a blueprint wallpaper version. [2/2]
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One of the first proper pieces of artwork I posted on Twitter around March 2022, a few months after creating my Star Trek account there. [1/2]
October 2, 2024 at 10:30 AM
One of the first proper pieces of artwork I posted on Twitter around March 2022, a few months after creating my Star Trek account there. [1/2]
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The Enterprise is from a WIP I've been plugging away at for a while. I'm making all 6 views plus a cutaway in full shaded colour plus line art, as accurate as I can make it all.
The Stargazer is of course Bill Krause's design. I made the Franz Joseph-style blueprints in 2022.
The Stargazer is of course Bill Krause's design. I made the Franz Joseph-style blueprints in 2022.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Enterprise is from a WIP I've been plugging away at for a while. I'm making all 6 views plus a cutaway in full shaded colour plus line art, as accurate as I can make it all.
The Stargazer is of course Bill Krause's design. I made the Franz Joseph-style blueprints in 2022.
The Stargazer is of course Bill Krause's design. I made the Franz Joseph-style blueprints in 2022.
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Data and Picard on the pad of the Enterprise E transporter room, which is a redress of the Voyager set, which is a redress of the TNG set, which is a redress of the TMP set, which is a redress of the Phase II set.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Data and Picard on the pad of the Enterprise E transporter room, which is a redress of the Voyager set, which is a redress of the TNG set, which is a redress of the TMP set, which is a redress of the Phase II set.
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With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
Yo gamble’s failin
LOL
You invested in roodypopoo
LMAO
LOL
You invested in roodypopoo
LMAO
... I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence."
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
www.businessinsider.com/nvidia-ceo-e...
Nvidia CEO told employees to use AI for 'every task that is possible'
AI adoption at Nvidia is top priority, says CEO Jensen Huang in an internal meeting. He promised expanded hiring amid AI growth.
www.businessinsider.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yo gamble’s failin
LOL
You invested in roodypopoo
LMAO
LOL
You invested in roodypopoo
LMAO
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#TransSupportMA
@paragothia.bsky.social is a trans woman in need of help funding aftercare and lost wages for her orchi! She won't be able to keep her current job and really needs support to get through the job search as well. Please help her out!
#MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
@paragothia.bsky.social is a trans woman in need of help funding aftercare and lost wages for her orchi! She won't be able to keep her current job and really needs support to get through the job search as well. Please help her out!
#MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
Camille's Surgery Aftercare Fund
Hi everybody, my name is Camille (She/her), and I'm a trans woman collecting donations for aftercare when I eventually have my orchiectomy, in October. I've been on HRT for nearly 2 years, and came ou...
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October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#TransSupportMA
@paragothia.bsky.social is a trans woman in need of help funding aftercare and lost wages for her orchi! She won't be able to keep her current job and really needs support to get through the job search as well. Please help her out!
#MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
@paragothia.bsky.social is a trans woman in need of help funding aftercare and lost wages for her orchi! She won't be able to keep her current job and really needs support to get through the job search as well. Please help her out!
#MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
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how it feels to run this account
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
how it feels to run this account
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
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I wish America still had such a thing as public intellectuals
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I wish America still had such a thing as public intellectuals
If I just gave you a follow, it’s because you shared the four spaceships meme. I like spaceships! Let’s be friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If I just gave you a follow, it’s because you shared the four spaceships meme. I like spaceships! Let’s be friends.
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
(I built all of these.)
(I built all of these.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
(I built all of these.)
(I built all of these.)
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
(I like them small and fast)
(I like them small and fast)
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
(I like them small and fast)
(I like them small and fast)
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.