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Jake
@knitoqueen.bsky.social
Mostly jokes, knitting, love of Magic the Gathering, art, and books. Imagine the wax museum version of Jennifer Coolidge but shorter. 🌈 Opinions are my own.
Idiots say that the guns aren’t the problem.
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I wish Bari Weiss knew how unserious her “career” has played out.
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The gentle crossover of The Boys and Gen V has really been so much fun.
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Been working on this for the last few months, and it's really really important to me. We've got some really cool games and folks. Please come by and watch the stream and donate!
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.

Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
October 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Geoff Duncan unable to confirm that he will not take AIPAC money was cowardice. Shoutout to the @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social women for leaning in harder the more awkward he got about answering the question.
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@nbc10wjar.bsky.social Shame on Kennedy Bucks coverage of the Dighton Rehoboth field hockey situation. The article weaponizes vagueness and is gotcha journalism for the transphobes of the world. Terrible journalism.
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Candace Owens should be way less concerned with trans people and way more concerned about why her eyeballs are slowly drifting to the sides of her head.
August 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“Inventor of the machine gun warns machine gun related deaths may rise”.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 22
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says the world may be on the precipice of a "fraud crisis" because of how artificial intelligence could enable bad actors to impersonate other people.

Read more: cnn.it/3GVwPg7
July 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This makes me so damn happy. Eat turds, you fascist loser.
Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences.
July 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@magic.wizards.com Are we ever going to see more creatures with the Mutate ability? Begging, pleading! Sincerely, a WUBRG Mutate Deck Owner. 🥹💕
July 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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So we wanted to offer a little something that might bring a bit of joy your way. Starting today, all ready-to-ship, in-stock yarn is 20% off. No coupon code needed.
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My favorite crusty cross eyes Foxx back on her bullshit claiming she cares about children but not enough to stop them from getting trafficked to a sex island or shot in a school.
There it is.

Republicans just BLOCKED the release of the Epstein Files.
July 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This really is the worst season of Love Island I’ve ever watched. #loveislandusa
July 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Any queer Magic the Gathering folks on here based near Providence, Rhode Island? Looking to make friends for local Commander play! #magicthegathering #mtg #rhodeisland #commandermtg
July 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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re: generative AI

I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used.

And now, you can use it, too.
July 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@cnn.com Stop employing Christine Brennan. Her new gotcha journalism piece is deeply self-involved and straight up pandering for attention for
being a huge racist and making the women of the @wnba.com uncomfortable. Why are yall still giving her a platform?
July 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I don’t give a fuck how they try to spin it—immigration is NOT the grave threat to national security they keep claiming it is.
The real threat? A population that’s misinformed, misled, and too afraid or distracted to question the people clinging to power.
July 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People obsessed with setting off fireworks peaked in junior high school. Full stop.
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Are we sure we can’t just dismiss everyone except Amaya and Pepe and bring in like fourteen new bombshells? This cast sucks.
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Virginia Foxx is a disgrace. Maxwell Frost saying the loud part even louder and staring her down was incredible. Make these Christian freaks sit in their discomfort and in their hypocrisy.
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."

FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Manifesting nothing but pain and suffering for anyone supporting the Blood Bath Bill.
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Are you paying attention?
Trump calls for deporting US citizens: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."
July 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ace, the real evil in the villa. #LoveIslandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM