jordan
@knobstoeleven.bsky.social
Former extreme music torchbearer at WSUM, current occasional word-barfer at heavyblogisheavy.com. Go Pack Go. Bucks in six. 🧀🦌
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jordan
@knobstoeleven.bsky.social
· Jan 8
Kickin this shit off with my favorite releases from 2024. Top five ranked, the rest in tiers of 10 alphabetical.
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It sucks that writing has been so thoroughly devalued, but so has everything else, so I suppose that’s the way she goes
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It sucks that writing has been so thoroughly devalued, but so has everything else, so I suppose that’s the way she goes
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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Pride is a celebration—and a call to action. We honor LGBTQ+ joy, resilience, and history while fighting for justice. Support orgs like @fairwisconsin.bsky.social, Freedom Inc., @gsafewi.bsky.social, Orgullo Latinx LGBT+, and Outreach LGBTQ Community Center. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pride is a celebration—and a call to action. We honor LGBTQ+ joy, resilience, and history while fighting for justice. Support orgs like @fairwisconsin.bsky.social, Freedom Inc., @gsafewi.bsky.social, Orgullo Latinx LGBT+, and Outreach LGBTQ Community Center. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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At least could comprehend rich guys when they were like Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure/the Monopoly guy, dudes wanting lots of fancy expensive toys & houses & stuff; now rich dudes are like, "I must eradicate all human workers & live on Mars & inject my son's dick blood into me so I never die"
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
At least could comprehend rich guys when they were like Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure/the Monopoly guy, dudes wanting lots of fancy expensive toys & houses & stuff; now rich dudes are like, "I must eradicate all human workers & live on Mars & inject my son's dick blood into me so I never die"
I demand a new Mastery album, it’s been ten fucking years. @theflenser.bsky.social, do something about this. Thanks. theflenser.bandcamp.com/album/valis
VALIS, by Mastery
5 track album
theflenser.bandcamp.com
March 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I demand a new Mastery album, it’s been ten fucking years. @theflenser.bsky.social, do something about this. Thanks. theflenser.bandcamp.com/album/valis
Seeing those cars get vandalized and burnt is like, *seriously* fucking funny.
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Seeing those cars get vandalized and burnt is like, *seriously* fucking funny.
I ate a sandwich made from Dave’s Killer Bread and survived to talk about it. AMA.
March 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I ate a sandwich made from Dave’s Killer Bread and survived to talk about it. AMA.
Thrash is sooo fucking cool. I just heard this song for the first time and I don’t think I’ll ever take it off repeat. music.apple.com/us/album/sca...
Scar Spangled Banner by Exodus on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 6:41
music.apple.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Thrash is sooo fucking cool. I just heard this song for the first time and I don’t think I’ll ever take it off repeat. music.apple.com/us/album/sca...
Radass black/trad metal. If a band is named after a weapon, it’s a good indicator of quality. Reminder to follow @jtextreme.bsky.social on bandcamp for gems like this. cryptofthewizard.bandcamp.com/album/scimit...
Scimitarium I, by Scimitar
7 track album
cryptofthewizard.bandcamp.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Radass black/trad metal. If a band is named after a weapon, it’s a good indicator of quality. Reminder to follow @jtextreme.bsky.social on bandcamp for gems like this. cryptofthewizard.bandcamp.com/album/scimit...
I just saw a commercial for dove that used Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” as audio lmfaooooooo what in the actual fuck
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just saw a commercial for dove that used Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” as audio lmfaooooooo what in the actual fuck
This seems, how do I put this… real fuckin’ shitty?
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces that the White House Correspondents' Association will no longer choose the pool reporter.
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
February 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This seems, how do I put this… real fuckin’ shitty?
This album ruuuuules. A must-listen for Immolation fans. AOTY-type shit. lavadome.bandcamp.com/album/vengea...
Vengeance Evangel, by CHAOS INCEPTION
11 track album
lavadome.bandcamp.com
February 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This album ruuuuules. A must-listen for Immolation fans. AOTY-type shit. lavadome.bandcamp.com/album/vengea...
Hey, it’s me! You can chip in on my fundraiser for just $5, I’m trying to score as many individual $5 donors as possible: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hey, it’s me! You can chip in on my fundraiser for just $5, I’m trying to score as many individual $5 donors as possible: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...
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I set up a fundraiser for local (I’ll always be a Madisonian at heart) nonprofits. If you have a fiver burning a hole in your pocket, this is a good place to toss it: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...
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February 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I set up a fundraiser for local (I’ll always be a Madisonian at heart) nonprofits. If you have a fiver burning a hole in your pocket, this is a good place to toss it: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...
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Want to make the biggest impact for The Big Share®? Become a fundraiser! Rally your friends, family, and coworkers to support your cause and spread the word about #CSWBigShare. Plus, top fundraisers who raise the most or bring in the most donors can win extra prizes for their nonprofit!
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Want to make the biggest impact for The Big Share®? Become a fundraiser! Rally your friends, family, and coworkers to support your cause and spread the word about #CSWBigShare. Plus, top fundraisers who raise the most or bring in the most donors can win extra prizes for their nonprofit!
lmfaooooooooooo
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
lmfaooooooooooo
I had a nightmare where I had to read Middlemarch again.
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I had a nightmare where I had to read Middlemarch again.
When’s the last time you dapped up your buddy who was selling swastika tees? C’mon, be honest!
February 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When’s the last time you dapped up your buddy who was selling swastika tees? C’mon, be honest!
“If I don’t check the shipping status every two hours, it’ll never arrive.”
—me, a totally sane person
—me, a totally sane person
February 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“If I don’t check the shipping status every two hours, it’ll never arrive.”
—me, a totally sane person
—me, a totally sane person
There’s a cat somewhere in all that floof.
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There’s a cat somewhere in all that floof.
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Plans to make massive cuts to the Medicaid program — as much as $2.3 trillion — means this critical lifeline for health coverage and a foundational source of economic security for 80 million people, including many people with disabilities, is at risk.
February 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Plans to make massive cuts to the Medicaid program — as much as $2.3 trillion — means this critical lifeline for health coverage and a foundational source of economic security for 80 million people, including many people with disabilities, is at risk.
The plural of daddy long legs is …daddies long legs? I’ll admit I didn’t check AP Style.
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The plural of daddy long legs is …daddies long legs? I’ll admit I didn’t check AP Style.
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Me reading this headline
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me reading this headline