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Knorg
@knorg.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My discover queue is about 90% pet pics and 10% people asking for pet pics and it is glorious.
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
[Fairy Tale Character at the Oscars]

"Who are you wearing tonight?"

"Garfield, Cheshire, Jones, Sylvester, Tom, Top, That Hatted Fuck..."
March 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I feel like the dialogue and questlines did a hell of a lot of heavy lifting given the original appearance of Lucian in vanilla Oblivion was still firmly in potato territory. The Skyrim version and of course the outside game art felt like a better look to me!
March 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I've been here before -
March 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
March 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Total Recall had one suggestion -
March 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Just saw them refuse to sell a pint of this one to a six fingered man. Poor guy, the iocane gives it a lovely kick.

Knorg,
Was born in the fens of East Anglia, and so is no stranger to non-standard finger counts.
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mine's leading with the good stuff
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.

[except, you know, in the alt text for the folks who need it]
February 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I pretty much only know that guy from looking up a joke in a film! I guess a big part of childhoods for some folks though?
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"...fuckers haven't said one thing about my shiny new hat."
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Without saying, post your favorite Nic Cage flick.
February 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Tried an intermediate on online, actually managed it! Took ages though. Eh, nostalgia right there.
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ran into Derek the Invisble Nudist again. He's started wearing boots since the broken glass and dog shit incident, though.
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
With the repost note I got on the feed I misread the DJ in question as 'Never the @daddyjew.bsky.social before mentally correcting it.

Works well both ways!
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Kids today with their video games. In the 40s we played 'Find the the hair-eating wall-buttholes' and liked it."
February 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you were a cook in too many cooks, who would you be?

Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sadly :( It gets me that way too a lot of the time. I sometimes think I haven't found one existing just because search isn't a little bugger.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It's begun!
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can't get over the two entirely opposing dog expressions in this picture here. That's some Pinky and the Brain shit.
January 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You should have gone for the 90s thirst trap Cloud. Rowr.
January 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I only made the genocide list. Bloke's clearly trolling tbh.
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Use a random comic panel or two to sum up your current attitude -
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM