Knorg
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
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Knorg
@knorg.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Dante Gabriel Rossetti: "Look in my face; my name is Might-have-been; I am also call'd No-more, Too-late, Farewell;"
Barista: *Just writes 'dickhead' on the cup* Coming right up!
Barista: *Just writes 'dickhead' on the cup* Coming right up!
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when you have an appointment in the middle of the day and enter waiting mode
March 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
when you have an appointment in the middle of the day and enter waiting mode
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Accidentally ate the silica gel packet in this bag of dicks, plz advise.
March 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Accidentally ate the silica gel packet in this bag of dicks, plz advise.
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idk, seems like a whole bag is way too many dicks
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
idk, seems like a whole bag is way too many dicks
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Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.
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a thing in life can actually break you so profoundly that you grow up to be a person who writes jokes on the internet
September 2, 2023 at 8:19 PM
a thing in life can actually break you so profoundly that you grow up to be a person who writes jokes on the internet
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My cat thinks you have too many issues
March 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My cat thinks you have too many issues
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what if we made out under the lights of an exploded spacex rocket
March 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what if we made out under the lights of an exploded spacex rocket
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If you’re only following someone in hopes they follow you back to the extent that you get mad when they don’t— do what Tyger does and see yourself out
March 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you’re only following someone in hopes they follow you back to the extent that you get mad when they don’t— do what Tyger does and see yourself out
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Burger King and Dairy Queen stretching out their hands to touch a final time as Hamburglar releases the guillotines, the peasantry roars
March 8, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Burger King and Dairy Queen stretching out their hands to touch a final time as Hamburglar releases the guillotines, the peasantry roars
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“You caught my eye," he says.
I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?”
I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?”
March 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“You caught my eye," he says.
I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?”
I look in my hand. "Oh shit, is THAT what this thing is?”
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You are what you collect.
March 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You are what you collect.
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**whispers nachos in your ear during sex
March 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
**whispers nachos in your ear during sex
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bro did you even absorb the sunshine and azure sky directly into your soul today or no
March 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
bro did you even absorb the sunshine and azure sky directly into your soul today or no
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🎞️ GREAT FILMS CAN
CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOR THE BETTER!!!
CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOR THE BETTER!!!
February 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🎞️ GREAT FILMS CAN
CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOR THE BETTER!!!
CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOR THE BETTER!!!
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Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
March 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
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Picard: "Doctor Crusher, status report."
Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad"
Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck"
LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own"
Data: "Gross"
Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad"
Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck"
LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own"
Data: "Gross"
March 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Picard: "Doctor Crusher, status report."
Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad"
Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck"
LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own"
Data: "Gross"
Doctor Crusher: "It's Wesley, Captain, he's down bad"
Picard: "Damnit Wes, I warned you not to use the anime cat girl holodeck program. Lieutenant LaForge, eject Wes from the holodeck"
LaForge: "Sir I think he's ejecting all on his own"
Data: "Gross"
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oh goddamnit now i'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb! this camo was designed for the countryside.
March 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
oh goddamnit now i'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb! this camo was designed for the countryside.
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I don’t have a love language, just leave me alone and I’ll like you.
March 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don’t have a love language, just leave me alone and I’ll like you.
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When Eve met that serpent in the
Garden of Eden …
She didn’t know him from Adam.
Garden of Eden …
She didn’t know him from Adam.
March 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When Eve met that serpent in the
Garden of Eden …
She didn’t know him from Adam.
Garden of Eden …
She didn’t know him from Adam.